I am Sherlocked 和伴郎致辞那两段台词【中英对照】
【第二季第一集：I AM SHERLOCKED 那段】 SH: I said no.Very, very close, but no.我说不。差点成功，不过没戏。
SH: You got carried away.The game was too elaborate, you were enjoying yourself too much.你太入迷了。但你的游戏玩过了，你过于沉迷了。
IA: There\'s no such thing as too much.可没有“过头”这一说。
SH: Oh, enjoying the thrill of the chase is fine.Craving the distraction of the game, I sympathise entirely, but sentiment? Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side.你可以享受追捕的兴奋感，渴望用这游戏作为消遣，我完全赞同。可你太感情用事，感情用事是失败者的生理缺陷。
IA: Sentiment? What are you talking about? 感情用事？你说什么呢？
SH: You.你。
IA: Oh, dear God.Look at the poor man.You don\'t actually think I was interested in you? Why? Because you\'re the great Sherlock Holmes, the clever detective in the funny hat? 老天！看看这个小可怜。你不会真觉得我对你有兴趣吧？为什么？因为你是伟大的夏洛克福尔摩斯，戴着滑稽帽子的大侦探？
SH: No.Because I took your pulse.Elevated.Your pupils dilated.不。因为我摸到了你的脉搏。脉搏加快。瞳孔放大。
SH: I imagine John Watson thinks love\'s a mystery to me, but the chemistry is incredibly simple and very destructive.我猜约翰华生觉得我不解风情，但两人碰出火花非常简单，而且十分致命。
SH: When we first met, you told me that disguise is always a self-portraitbut this, this is far more intimate, this is your heart【Sherlock按下S】and you shuold never let it rule your head.You could have chosen any random number and walked out of here today with everything you work for.【Sherlock按下H】But you just couldn\'t resist it, could you? I\'ve always aumed that love is a dangerous disadvantage, 【Sherlock按下E】thank you for the final proof.我们初次见面时你说，伪装是一幅自画像，一点没错。保险柜的密码是你的三围，但这个，这个就私人多了，这是你的心，而你不应该随心而为。如果你随便选组数字做密码，今天你就能顺利从这里离开。但你就是忍不住，对吧？我一直认为爱是个危险的不利因素，感谢你最终又证明了这一点。
IA: Everything I said, it\'s not real.I was just playing the game.我所说的一切都是假的。我只是在玩游戏而已。
SH: I know.【Sherlock按下R】
And this is just losing.【出现I AM SHERLOCKED，艾婶泪奔%>_<%】 我知道。而你输了。
SH: There you are, brother, hope the contents make up for any inconvenience I may have caused you tonight.给你，老哥，希望里面的内容足以弥补今晚我给你造成的任何麻烦。
MH: I\'m certain they will.肯定可以。
SH: If you\'re feeling kind, lock her up, otherwise let her go and I doubt she\'ll survive long without her pretection.你要是好心，就把她关起来，放她走的话，没了手机她肯定活不长。
IA: Are you expecting me to beg? 你是要我求你吗？
SH: Yes.对。
IA: Please.You\'re right.I won\'t even last six months.求你。你说得对。我肯定活不过半年。
SH: Sorry about dinner.晚饭的事情抱歉了。
【第三季第二集：夏洛克作为伴郎致辞那段（BBC的官方字幕）】
I\'m afraid John, I can\'t congratulate you.恐怕我不能恭喜你，约翰。
All emotions, and in particular love, stand opposed to the pure, cold reason I hold above all things.所有的情感，尤其是爱，与纯粹冷静的理智相违背，而我认为这种理智高于一切。
A wedding is, in my considered opinion, nothing short of a celebration of all that is false and specious and irrational and sentimental in this ailing and morally compromised world.在我的信念中，婚礼简直就是为了庆祝这个病态的、道德败坏的世界中一切虚伪、华而不实、荒谬、感伤的东西。
Today we honor the deathwatch beetle that is the doom of our society, and in time one feels certain our entire species.今天我们是在庆祝宣告死亡的蛀虫，它注定了我们社会的消亡，也注定了整个人类的灭亡。
But anyway, let\'s talk about John.但是，我们还是谈谈约翰吧。
[John] Please.请吧。
If I burden myself with a little helpmate during my adventures, this is not out of sentiment or caprice, it is that he has many fine qualities of his own that he has overlooked in his obseion with me.如果我在旅途中增加一个负担，找个帮手，这不会是出于情感需要或是心血来潮，而是由于他本身的一些美好品质，只不过由于迷恋我而忽视了。
Indeed, any reputation I have for mental acuity and sharpne comes in truth, from the extraordinary contrast John so selflely provides.的确，大家都知道我精神敏锐，事实上，这不过是和约翰对比出来的，约翰无私地提供了如此强烈的对比。
It is a fact, I believe, that brides tend to favour exceptionally plain bridesmaids for their big day.我相信，事实上，新娘总是愿意选择姿色平庸的伴娘。
There is a certain analogy there, I feel, and contrast is, after all, God\'s own plan to enhance the beauty of his creation.Or it would be if God were not a ludicrous fantasy designed to provide a career opportunity for the family idiot.我觉得这也是一种对比，但是，毕竟对比是上帝展现他的创造物之美的一种手段。或者上帝并不是个可笑的幻想，为结婚的傻瓜们提供了职业机会。
The point I\'m trying to make is that I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant and all round obnoxious arsehole that anyone could poibly have the misfortune to meet.I am dismiive of the virtuous, unaware of the beautiful and uncomprehending in the face of the happy.我想说的是我是最讨厌、最粗鲁、最无知的人，彻头彻尾的讨厌鬼，任何人遇到我都是一种不幸。我轻视美德，无视美，不了解幸福。
So if I didn\'t understand I was being asked to be Best Man, it is because I never expected to be anybody\'s best friend.And certainly not the best friend of the bravest and kindest and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing.所以如果我不明白为什么找我做伴郎，那是因为我从没想过我会是任何人的好朋友。当然没想过会是我有幸认识的最勇敢、最仁慈、最聪明的人的好朋友。
John, I am a ridiculous man, redeemed only by the warmth and constancy of your friendship.约翰，我是个荒谬的人，但是被你的热情、和对友谊的忠贞拯救了。
But as I am apparently your best friend, I cannot congratulate you on your choice of companion.尽管我是你的好朋友，我还是不能祝贺你的婚姻。
Actually, now I can.Mary, when I say you deserve this man, it is the highest compliment of which I am capable.但是，现在我要祝贺你。玛丽，你值得拥有这个男人，这是我能表达的最高的称赞。
John, you have endured war, and injury and tragic lo, so sorry again about that last one, so know this- today you sit between the woman you have made your wife, and the man you have saved.约翰，你经历过战争，受过伤，有过悲惨的损失，我再次对你遭受的损失表示遗憾，要知道，今天你坐在你的妻子和你拯救过的人中间。
In short, the two people who love you most in all this world, and I know I speak for Mary as well, when I say, we will never let you down, and we have a lifetime ahead to prove that.简言之就是世上你最爱的两个人，我知道玛丽也是这么想的，我们永远不会让你失望，我们会用一生的时间来证明。
[John] If I try and hug him, stop me.如果我要去拥抱他，你要拦住我。 [Mary] Certainly not.当然不会。
Ah, yes.Now onto some funny stories about John.啊， 好了。现在说说约翰的趣事。
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