推荐第1篇：英语小品剧本
英语小品剧本《追星》
人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，车主 旁白 经纪人
旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名.Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——边走边说 （趴在讲台上睡） （进入梦乡） 旁白：In her dream…… (上台摆两个凳子，A做一个) A：Oh, it’s a fine day.(假装看天) (然后突然不经意的拿起一本书翻看) 明星：(上台)：Oh, it’s a fine day.(然后坐凳子) (A看着看着书，就不经意的往旁边看，然后再看看书，突然感觉不对劲，在意外的往旁边看，看到了自己最喜爱的那个明星，十分激动，不敢相信这是真的) A：Are you … are you that … super star?(激动地说不出话) 明星：（随意的回答） Yes, what’s wrong? A: I’m your fan,super fan.Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.(激动，后面讲到厕所时，还有点不好意思) (当明星听到厕所时，很惊讶) 明星：You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi\'?stik].(有点嫌弃) A: Can you give me your signature? (讲到签名，明星就兴奋了) 明星：Ok ,of course! A：（大声喊）Oh ,I will have the Handsome______’s signature (突然，两个人跑过来，B把A给推开了然后两人问明星要签名) B：Please ,please give me signature!!!!!!! C: No, give it to me, to me!!! (两人抢着，A一人孤零零的站在旁边，) A: Why the result is this ?(抱头痛哭，边走边哭，然后走到睡觉的那个地方，恢复原来的样子，还有点啜泣) A： Er? Where is it? Oh,it’s just a dream , but ,it’s a bad dream. It’s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去) 旁白：In her second dream, the scene is at the croroads.A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don’t have any adjrectives to describe them.(明星上场，走在对面，也在欣赏某些东西) A：Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star ! Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激动)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______！I want his signature! But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don’t care this any more, the signature is more important! (正当他准备过马路时，车主做开车动作来了，将要撞A，A很害怕) 车主：Look out! A:Don’t come here, don’t come here!(闭着眼睛) (车主迅速下台) （A突然站起来，睁开眼睛） A：A dream .too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can’t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again! Yes ,sleep! But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed.Whether these, I must go to bed and get the signature!(趴着又睡) 旁白：In her third dream (明星在签名，A前面有B, C) 经纪人：One by one,Don’t be wrought-up A: Yeah,I can get it at last.Before me ,there are only two people.（到B） B:I love you very much.My dreamlover.明星：Thank you (B下，C上) C: Oh，I meet you ,can I hug with you ? 明星：Sure.(两人抱了一下) （到A） A: I can get your signature in the end! I’m so excited (明星面目有点难受的样子，手捂着肚子) 明星：Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(难受) A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.(过来一会儿) A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time.Is he ok? 经纪人对A说：Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can’tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt.He went home.A: Ah? Why always me ? (伤心地离开，走到睡着的地方) （突然起身） A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ? (看了一下钟，表情惊讶) It’s near 8 o’clock .I can’t arrive at the school on time! Oh no ,hurry up hurry up!
推荐第2篇：英语小品剧本
The first day, in the dormitory Candy, Maggi, Alice.Candy is very fat.Maggi is very slim.One day, Alice bought a weighing scale.Magi: Oh, I’m getting thinner.Candy: I also want to weigh.Oh, my god! The weight scale is broken! I’m too fat! Alice: Candy, Actually, I would want to tell you long before, you should lose weight.Candy: Well, well, I will start the battle from tomorrow! The next day is coming.In the morning, Alice and Maggi wake up early, they dreed up beautifully , after they finished their breakfast, Candy is still sleeping.Maggi: Candy, please get up ,it\'s 9 o\'clock, The sun is so shining and so beautiful.Alice: yeah, you slept too much , you went to bed last evening at 8 o\'clock, now you should get up.Candy: Oh, I know, actually ,I woke up in the early morning ,I am so hungry ,I am afraid that I will eat too much when I get up, then I will be fatter.So , I decide to lie on the bed till 11 o\'clock, then I can eat a apple for my breakfast and lunch .
Maggi and Lily :haha, you are a smart girl.Ok, you go ahead.
Maggi(watch the time) :oh, my god ,it\'s 9:30.Xiaoming invited me to go to the park yesterday, we decided to meet at 10 :00.I will be late.Ladies, I have to go out, Bye Bye .
Candy and Maggi: Bye.
Candy: When can I go out with a boy? Look my fat
body, I am hopele.
Alice: Don\'t worry, Baby, Try your best to lose weight,
then , you can be hot like maggi, then, many boys will
run after you.
Candy laughed: Haha ,I can also become a beauty.
Then ,I will find my Mr.Right.
Then, it\'s 11:00
Alice: Candy, let\'s go to canteen 4 to have lunch.You
can drink a little soup.
Candy: no, I just stay at dormitory to eat an apple, I
believe I can be slender.
Alice :You are so determined, then I will go to eat by
myself. The time is 5:30 in the afternoon.Candy refused to eat anything.Alice eats by herself still.In 7:00, Maggi went back with some delicious food.Maggi: come on , girls, their are some roast duck, you can eat ,Xiao ming bought for me , I ate a little and brought the left for you.Alice : oh, it\'s so delicious.Maggi: Candy ,Why don\'t you come here to eat some , I remember you like to eat roast duck most before.Candy: no, I have decided to lose weight, I must control myself.Maggi and Alice: oh ,you have a strong will, we believe in you.You can succed! candy try her best to control herself, in order not to be influenced by the delicious roast duck, Candy goes to sleep soon., Candy has a dream ,she dreamed a lot of delicious food, Roast Chicken, Cake, Hamburger, candies and so on.Salesman(S), Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C),
Act I (in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)
salesman: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine.
Hi, yang ladies,Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, )
Maggi: yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,I want to eat yangrouchuan.How about you ?
Alice: It looks so attractive, I can’t refuse to eat one.Candy:I am so hungry .Oh, God, help me, I want to eat something ,I want to eat everything, but I don’t want my weight gaining anymore!
What should I do? Girls, give me some suggestions! I need your help!
Maggi: you have persist for a whole day ,if you want to lose weight ,you’d better leave far away from these unhealthy food! You can look at us eating , hahahaha! Alice: Are you kidding? Didn’t you know Candy haven’t eaten anything for a whole day ? how can she refuse to eat if we were eaing?
Salesman :ladies ,my yangrouchuan teast really good, if you ate one, you would want to eat another, believe me ,you can tastes one for free.Here you are.Candy: Give me? Oh, you are so kind! I can’t wait! I want to eat! Let losing weight go to the hell! Maggi: Are you mad? Then your all efforts will go with the yangrouchuan! Stop eating! Stop ! Alice: Oh, my god,slowly, just slowly, nobody will compete with you! Poor girl, it’s too painful for you to keep diet! （candy继续掏钱，买羊肉串） Candy：Give me five , no ,eight ,no, ten ,ok ,ten !quickly! quickly! Maggi: Enough! Enough! You can’t eat any more, it’s too much for you ! Alice, help me , stop her ,she can’t eat anymore! Alice: Stop! Candy, you really can’t eat anymore! You eat too much! Candy: no, no, I need more, I’m hungry! I’m hungry! One hour later , on the way home Candy:oh, My god, I have a stomachache, oh ,god ,my stomche ! Maggi: Oh ,god ,what’s the matter with you?
Alice: It must be the yangrouchuan ! Maggi , call the ambulance! quickly!
From this story，we can learn that ，losing weight can’t be blind, we should exercise more ,not just diet, what’s more, overeating is harmful to our health.therefore, we should find a right way to lose weight and keep healthy.
推荐第3篇：英语小品剧本
英语小品剧本 -- 英语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本
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中英文双语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本
本文转自www.daodoc.com，www.daodoc.com 小品剧本，简历模版 简历封面 旁白：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁•路德•金的演讲。（旁白暂停，邓英文“I have a dream ”）。祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人（旁白暂停，祝英文“this is BBC„.）最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。 L: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll mi you so much.！
Z: I love you, too! Don’t worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world.I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back.Wait for me just for two years.L: I’ll ki you acro the Pacific Ocean.
Z: I’ll ki you from the other side.Wait for me.BoBo
旁白：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。
L:Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I mi you so much, mi you every minute every second.Oh my dear.Are you listening to me? Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo.I’m calling to tell you that I loved you.But I think you’d better find a better girl.L: What? Pardon? Z: Because I’ll get married.L: Married ? to who? Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai..He is so handsome.So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong.And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.L: What are you talking about? You wait and see.I’ll give you some color to see see.I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America! Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha 旁白：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和ＧＲＥ。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。
I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream.It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal.I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America.It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart.In my heart.旁白：一年之后，梁山伯也来到了美国，四处寻找祝英台的下落。终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台，而她正和马文才卿卿我我。
L:Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo.I’m here to kill you.Z: Liang….shanbo.Oh, Wencai.He is crazy.He will kill me.M: You! Get out of here.L: You! Get out of here! M: 电话来了。Hello, I’m in wuhan.Ok ok I’ll come right now Z: Please don’t go.Just stay, please.He’ll kill me.M: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典? M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典.I’m just good at 新华字典。
Z: Oh,you liar.Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh,darling, you must kill me? L: Yes, I have to.Because I hate you more than I can say.Z: (sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP三, you said you’d love me forever.Don’t kill me,ok? Shanbo.I qiu qiu ni..L: No door! (sing) Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you.I only know I was born to love you or to kill you.Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.
Z: 曾经Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years.That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you.Only you.(sing) L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!! Z: Please, you know I love you.I love you just like laoshu ai dami.I want to marry you.L: hehehe Really? Z: Oh, of course.Please don’t kill me!!!!
L: To kill or not to kill is a question.I don’t know.Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands.Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill? (to kill) L: You hear this.I ‘m sorry.But don’t worry , I’ ll go to heaven together with you.Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing) (sing)
Z: 亲爱的你别杀我本文转自www.daodoc.com，www.daodoc.com 小品剧本，简历模版 简历封面
杀了我你也没有好结果 L： 亲爱的我也不想杀
可是大家非得要我杀
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推荐第4篇：英语小品剧本
这里有四个剧本，选好了告诉梅珍哦《追星》《Little Red Riding Hood》搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》凄美感人英语爱情话剧剧本-《The Coastline of Tears》
英语小品剧本《追星》 人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，车主 旁白 经纪人 旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名.Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, Im so sleepy.(打哈欠)边走边
英语小品剧本《追星》
人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，车主 旁白 经纪人
旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名.Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——边走边说 （趴在讲台上睡） （进入梦乡）
旁白：In her dream…… (上台摆两个凳子，A做一个) A：Oh, it’s a fine day.(假装看天) (然后突然不经意的拿起一本书翻看) 明星：(上台)：Oh, it’s a fine day.(然后坐凳子) (A看着看着书，就不经意的往旁边看，然后再看看书，突然感觉不对劲，在意外的往旁边看，看到了自己最喜爱的那个明星，十分激动，不敢相信这是真的) A：Are you … are you that … super star?(激动地说不出话) 明星：（随意的回答） Yes, what’s wrong?
A: I’m your fan,super fan.Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.(激动，后面讲到厕所时，还有点不好意思) (当明星听到厕所时，很惊讶) 明星：You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi\'?stik].(有点嫌弃) A: Can you give me your signature? (讲到签名，明星就兴奋了) 明星：Ok ,of course! A：（大声喊）Oh ,I will have the Handsome______’s signature (突然，两个人跑过来，B把A给推开了然后两人问明星要签名) B：Please ,please give me signature!!!!!!! C: No, give it to me, to me!!! (两人抢着，A一人孤零零的站在旁边，) A: Why the result is this ?(抱头痛哭，边走边哭，然后走到睡觉的那个地方，恢复原来的样子，还有点啜泣) A： Er? Where is it? Oh,it’s just a dream , but ,it’s a bad dream.
It’s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去) 旁白：In her second dream, the scene is at the croroads.A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don’t have any adjrectives to describe them.(明星上场，走在对面，也在欣赏某些东西) A：Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star ! Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激动)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______！I want his signature! But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don’t care this any more, the signature is more important! (正当他准备过马路时，车主做开车动作来了，将要撞A，A很害怕) 车主：Look out! A:Don’t come here, don’t come here!(闭着眼睛) (车主迅速下台) （A突然站起来，睁开眼睛）
A：A dream .too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can’t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again! Yes ,sleep! But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed.Whether these, I must go to bed and get the signature!(趴着又睡) 旁白：In her third dream (明星在签名，A前面有B, C) 经纪人：One by one,Don’t be wrought-up A: Yeah,I can get it at last.Before me ,there are only two people.（到B）
B:I love you very much.My dreamlover.明星：Thank you (B下，C上) C: Oh，I meet you ,can I hug with you ? 明星：Sure.(两人抱了一下) （到A）
A: I can get your signature in the end! I’m so excited (明星面目有点难受的样子，手捂着肚子) 明星：Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(难受) A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.(过来一会儿) A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time.Is he ok? 经纪人对A说：Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can’tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt.He went home.A: Ah? Why always me ? (伤心地离开，走到睡着的地方) （突然起身）
A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ? (看了一下钟，表情惊讶) It’s near 8 o’clock .I can’t arrive at the school on time! Oh no ,hurry up hurry up
Little Red Riding Hood
第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma.Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!
Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good.Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy. Mum： Bye-bye.Darling. 第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf.I am hungry.(做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood.Hi! Little Red Riding Hood.Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma‟s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I\' ll eat Grandma.But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We‟ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma‟s．Oh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三场：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。） Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now.(做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma‟ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it‟s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma： Who is it？
Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It‟s me.Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in.
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I‟ll eat you.
Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I‟ll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It‟s me。Little Red Riding Hood.What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in， Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand. Wolf：I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No!
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It‟s delicious.I still sleep.I like sleeping.
Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where‟s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声) Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Sciors.(做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three. Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里) Grandma： I\'ll thread it. Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up! Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy. Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don‟t shot me! Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang! Wolf： (应声倒下)
Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
凄美感人英语爱情话剧剧本-The Coastline of Tears http://www.daodoc.com/
5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
演员表：
西门吹雪
叶孤城
花满楼
king
旁白
道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠
旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .
Birds are dancing in the cold .
A man is walking along the street ,step by step .
Wind is coming in silence.
Another mysterious man approaches .
Y与X相遇．
X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you !
Y:Haha, Never mind baybay.
X:Excuseme， who are you on earth? could you tell me your name?
Y:ha ha ,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens.I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng.Who are you?
X:I am ximenchuixue.
Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchuixue?
X:Yes,what is wrong?
Y:I heard that you are the besting MartialArts?
X:Great, youknowme !
Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me! let me you go!
X:No, I must kill you !
Y:Idon\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'twant to be killed.There are a eighty-year-old mothe and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!
X:Noway! Because we are fightin gnow!youknow?
Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'t force me!
X:Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! I like drinking it.how do you know that?
Y:please drink it!
X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha
Y:Do you still want to kill me?
X:Sure, must! milk is milk.
Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! I hope you will not forget what you said!?
X:I’m sure Iwon’t!
Y:I must give you a leon!IfIdon\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'t beat your his time, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!
X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !
Y大笑：HaHa……
X可怜状: help! help! Whereisthewashroom?
Y:What ?
X:Toliet?
Y:What ?
X:The “WC”?
Y:Oh,I see ,goalongthitreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacoringroad!
X:Thanks,byebye.
Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!
H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!
Y:Whoareyou?
H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?
Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC” now,ha……
H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!
Y:Youareright!
H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?
Y:Yes,It’sverygood.
H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!
Y:Ok,Let’s go!
第二幕：无间道
H:Mydearest ! letmeintroduce yeguchengtoyou! （指Y） thisisyegucheng.
K:sitdownplese, yegucheng.
H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenuchascold headache,sair and aids?
Y: Yes,Ido.
K: Huamanlou, come .puttheringonhisfinger!（音乐停）
X唱着上:Onlyyou……(看到戒子) thisringshouldbemine!
K:Butwhoareyou? whyshoulditbelongyou?
Y急切: king! dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi(维语再见)
K:huoxi? Whatdoesthatmean? ItisnotEnglish, isn’t it ?
Y:How clever……
X冷酷:yegucheng! comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!
Y抱X的腿:oldbrother ! Forgiveme!
X:Forgiveme? Why?
Y: Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,Ilostit.Ifthegodgivemeantherchance, I’lltellyou“I love you”,Iftheremustbea limited period,Ihopeitisthousandyear!
X:Youshall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell thelady’s“WC”!
Y:Ilikegoinglady’s WC .I……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)
X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)
K: ayixidailu?What’sthemeaning? whyIalsocan’tunderstandyou?
X:Youarestupid! Itmeans“I love you”.
K:Don’t saythat“you love me”.I’llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!
X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You---kill----me?come, come…(Ｘ上去抓住K)
K:Fuckyou.Imustkillyou!
X:Howcanyoukillme? haha……
Y:Letmehaveatry! 3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)
K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme.Now, I’llgiveyoutheticketforAmericantoletyou
haveavacation.
Y:That’s good.butthereisonemorething.canyougivemea MM ?IwanttogoAmericanwithher.
K:ofcouse.Youaretheonewhohasthesimilartastewithme! Hahaha……
Y:Hahaha-----
H:Where’omewhere?
K:What?
Y:Doyouwanttogolady’s“WC”?
X:Yes,I……I…… do.
H顶着摇头：X,no, no， youcan’tgotoLady’s “WC”.Thatisnottheplacewhereyoucangointo ! becauseyouareX ! youarethe bestmanofChinesekongfu!
X: whatifI’mthebestintheword? !whyItrymybesttolivebutI’mstillsomiserable ? whencanIgetmyfreedom? mustbethedeadday ? !
K: youareright.onewillnotbecleveruntilthedayhedie.Inthatcase ,whywill you die in such a bad sorrow way !gointo theLady’s WC , thendie , comfortablly ! goahead !
H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway !
K; why ? whydoyouhelphim ! whoacturallyareyou ?
H: myreal name isLuXiaofeng------the wifeofX .I’maspy.
K惊讶: !you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng ? X’wife ?
Y: Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou .atricker ! doyouknow, youarethefirst person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! (轻声说)Ｘwilldie ,goandseehim ,please .
H扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning !
K:what amoving story !I was impreed !
Y:life is a progre ,but it is depreed that it can not resume !
H: life isa progre ,and it is delight that itneedn’t resume !
(H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)
Y痛苦状:don’tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please notabandon me !realizethat I’m wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you------help me .I’ll never dothat again !(Y死，音乐停)
（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）
H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .
X:gohome ! ?
H:Tomorrow is another day !evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove !
X:doyouwant melivealifeinsuchasorrow way ? ok , ok , Ipromise I willbealive for you .but !youknow, Ihavenot timeleft ,but you have ,promisethatyou will be happy everyday !Youmustdome this honor...promise meyou will survive...that youwillnevergiveup...nomatter what happens...no matter howhopele...promise me now ,andnever let go of that promise.
H: I promise .
X:Never let go .
H:Ipromise .Iwill never let go ,
X.I\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'ll never letgo.(X死)
H:be alive !yeah , bealive ! bealivewithout ahendance !lifecanbechanceliketimecangotoback .thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping , solifecancomefromthebeginning ! （H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死.音乐停。）
推荐第5篇：英语小品剧本
这个英语小品剧本是我们为了英语科技节上的节目，我们VICTOR小组一起编的，表演后感觉也很不错，这段时间大家都很辛苦，很团结，感谢大家的辛勤付出，相信这将是我们一段永远值得怀念的美好记忆。
第一幕（急诊室）
场景：医生看报纸，护士站立，家属甲乙推车，病人呻吟，旁白举牌过^^
家属甲：Anybody here? Help! Help! 护士过来，量血压
家属乙：Hurry up ! Hurry up! Do something ,please! Is he serious? 病人：oh don’t touch me, I would die！
护士： Be quiet ! Don’t move .Shut up !（量完血压）ok, I ‘ll call the doctor! (走到医生面前)，doctor ,the patient is coming! 医生：（放下报纸，走过去，开始检查病人，病人叫） 家属乙：（焦急状）Is he serious? 医生： Be quiet ! Let me examine him! （检查完，回到桌子）you need to take some examinations.(开单) 家属甲：Can you give some medicine to him, but not to take this examination? 医生：of course not! 家属接单后做推车状，然后反身再做推车状，旁白举牌过，进入第二幕. 第二幕（检验室）
家属甲：Anybody here? We need examinations.护士： what’s the matter? I see, pay for the check up first！ 家属甲，Can we take the examination first? 护士：No money no examination! 家属乙：（接过单子飞快跑下去，数秒后飞快跑回来，气喘嘘嘘状）Here you are! I have paid for it, please hurry up! 护士：（走向检验，给单）Doctor! 检验：（接单，拿好注射器，慢慢起身，慢慢走过去，举针做注射准备状）Don’t move! 病人：Oh my god ! It’s terrible ! You’ll kill me ! 家属乙: (看着针头惊恐状)Are you sure you have to do this? 检验：of course!(手横握针筒，作猛扎状！) 病人惨叫„„„„„„„„
家属乙：How long can we get the result? 检验：(不耐烦状，回身摆手说)Go back to the emergence room and wait for the result.家属气喘嘘嘘推车状，再反身推车，旁白举牌过，进入第三幕。
第三幕（影像室）
家属甲：Doctor! Doctor！Hurry up ! He feel pain a lot !(病人呻吟) 影像：（走过来，对病人说）Keep silent! Don’t move ！Otherwise I can’t finish it!(回桌子做操作状) 病人扭动，呻吟„„ 影像：（生气状，调高音调）I have told you that don’t move.(指着家属) You ,let him not move.家属：（作诚惶诚恐状，不停点头，上前扶住）OK, OK! 家属乙：How long can we wait for the report? 影像：（作不耐烦状，摆手道）Go and wait in the emergence room！ 家属气喘嘘嘘推车状，再反身推车，旁白举牌过，进入第四幕。
第四幕（急诊室）
家属乙：Doctor! Doctor! We have done all the examinations now.Please do something release his pain.He is painful! 医生：（放下报纸，起身看下病人，回到桌子坐下，开单状）He needs more examinations.家属甲：（冲上去拍桌子,大声怒斥）What are you doing? Are you a doctor? (手指病人)Look at him, he is painful!( 病人扭动，大声呻吟)Why don’t you care his suffering? 医生：(大声喊道)The examination is neceary .Take it or leave it! 家属甲: NO, we would not go to anywhere! 医生：You must do it !(把单子交给家属甲) 家属甲：（接过检查单，转身撕掉，掏出手机，喊道）Call everybody come to the hospital! 医生：（听到后做惊愕状，和护士对一眼，心领神会状，慌忙从桌下掏出头盔，一手慌张的戴头盔，一手掏出手机大声喊）SOS! SOS! NO .ONE ALERT! 后台其余医生事先戴好口罩，头盔戴歪点，一手扶头盔一手拿棍子做狼狈状跑上来，大喊：“where? Where?” 旁白提棍子冲上台，家属抄凳子，举起做火拼状，定格。
旁白：（走到前面）Why will it happen ? What do you think about this? I hope this scene will not happen forever! Thank you !
推荐第6篇：英语小品剧本
人物：法官， 植物，动物，人类 法官：开庭
植物：我们要控告人类，他们毁了我的家，用我的同伴去盖楼房，变成书本的原材料，但是他们却不保护我们。人类，自私的人类，你知道吗，在100年前，我有成千上万的兄弟姐妹，现在我，我的同伴却还剩多少，人类，你怎么忍心这样对待我？
人类：我们社会需要发展，我需要用你们来发展，我们已经意识到你们在渐渐离我们远去，现在我们每年在植树节的时候，都很认真的植树。
植物：你们的努力太渺小了，你可知道你们的努力能挽回多少我同伴的生命？
动物：人类，你们蛮横，粗暴，你们抢了我的家园，让我无家可归，你们还我的家园，你们要为自己救赎。 法官：中场休息。
动物：你们知道我们的兄弟藏羚羊的数量已经非常少了，可你们仍然在大量捕杀他们，你们可知道我的姐妹北极熊，由于你们破坏环境，他们已经快要失去家园了，人类，你们无动于衷吗？
植物：你们围海造田，你们建大楼，把我们逼得块无家可归了，人类，这笔账怎么算呢？ 法官：人类，你们还有什么要为自己辩解的呢？不然，本法官将当庭宣判处理的结果。 人类：不，不，你们现在不是还有地方住，我们让你们住在动物园里面，吃得好，喝得好住得好，还有工作人员服饰，你们不觉得这样像天堂一样的生活很好吗？
动物：谬论，你们把我们囚禁在笼子中，让我们失去自由，失去了在野外的生存能力，你们知道自由的真正意义吗？
植物：对，对，人类的贪婪让我们已经忍无可忍了，你们残害我们，还那么对待动物同胞，自私，无耻，你们只关心你们自己的生活，还我一片蓝天，白云和土地。
人类：贪婪是我们的本性，我无法改变。可是我要向你道歉，因为我们破坏你们的家园，夺走了你们的生命，世界只有一个，我们应该和平相处，我们错了。
法官：肃静，现在宣判结束，判人类无期徒刑，缓期实施，期间如果表现很好，取消判罚。
Character: the judge, plant, animal, human judge : Trial Plant: we want to sue the human, they destroyed my home, with my companions to cover buildings, into the raw material of the book, but they do not protect us.Human, selfish man, you know, 100 years ago, I have tens of thousands of brothers and sisters, I now, my companion, but how many left, man, how could you do this to me?
Man: we need society development, I need you to develop, we have realized that you gradually away from us, now we each year when the arbor day tree planting, are very serious.
Plant: your effort is too small, you can know your efforts can save much of my companion\'s life? Animal: human, you arrogant, rude, you robbed me of my home, let me homele, you are my home, you must redeem myself.Judge: break.Animal: do you know the number of our brothers the Tibetan antelope has very little, but you still a lot of killing them, you can know my polar bear sisters, because you destroy the environment, they have lost their homes, human, you completely indifferent? Plant: you to reclaim land from the sea, you build the building, put us in a homele, human, this account is what ?
Judge: man, do you have anything to say for yourself? Otherwise, the judge will RJC proceing results.
Man: No, no, you are not there a place to live, we let you live in the zoo, eat well, drink well, live well, and the staff dre, don\'t you feel like heaven to live well?
Animal: myth, you think we are trapped in a cage, let us lose our freedom, lost in the wild, you know the true meaning of freedom?
Plant: of, for, human greed that we have had enough, you kill us, so treat animal compatriots, selfish, shamele, you only care about your own life, I have a piece of blue sky, white clouds and land.
Man: greed is our nature, I can\'t change.But I want to apologize to you, because we destroy your home, take away your life, there is only one world, we should live in peace, we were wrong.
Judge: hush, now end of sentence, convicted of human life imprisonment, suspended the implementation, if during a performance penalty, cancel.
推荐第7篇：8分钟英语小品剧本
Keep Away From The Net Bar
场景：
1、中午，一间网吧内乌烟瘴气，几台电脑正传出游戏的声音。
2、教室里摆着一张讲台，几张桌椅，一块活动黑板。快放学了，老师正在讲评考卷，同学们在订正。
3.老师带领学生回网吧要书包
4.教室里，老师公布新一次的成绩。对Tom 的进步作出表扬并倡导大家远离网吧。
剧中人物：Tom，bo，Ms.Wu，student A\\ B \\C…
道具：几张桌椅，几台“电脑”，一张讲台，一块活动黑板，下课铃声，试卷
Reporter：
Scene1:This is a net bar.This room is full of smog and the noise of playing computer games.Now,it’s 12 o’clock.There’s still a lot of people sitting in front of the computers.Look,Tom is one of them.He is playing computer games carefully.Tom：（手指在键盘上跳跃，两眼注视着屏幕。兴奋地说）Oh,yeah! I win! I\'m the winner! Bo：（翘着脚坐在一旁。）Hi,Little kid,time is up,you must stop.Tom：（边咳嗽，边揉揉眼睛，作疲劳状，顾不上回答。）Wait a moment,bo,wait a moment.Let me play for a while.I\'ll win this game. Bo：Oh no.Unle you pay me more money.Tom：OK.OK.Please wait a minute,I\'ll pay you the money.（继续前全神贯注地玩着游戏。） Tom：（特别兴奋的样子，跳起对着老板兴奋地说）Oh,yeah.I\'ve paed this game! I made it.Bo：Congratulations!You beat the computer.But don\'t forget to pay me my money.Tom：（边拿起书包背上，边走，边问老板。）How much is it? Bo：Not too much, just twenty yuan! Tom：（作惊讶状）What? Twenty yuan! I don\'t have so much money.Bo：What? You have no money? Why do you play games so long here? （气愤、拍桌子） Tom：（茫然）Have I stayed here for a long time? What time is it? Bo：Of course.It\'s half past two now.You know? Tom：（不知所措的样子）Ah, I\'ll be late for school.I must go to school now.Please let me go.Could I pay you next time? Bo：Next time? No way.This is the third time! Don\'t say too much, take out your money quickly.（伸手要钱，抓住Tom的衣领。）
Tom：Sorry,I really haven\'t any money now.Look.（作无奈、可怜状，掏出口袋证
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明没钱。） Bo：（抓住Tom衣领，愤怒地说）You little kid, How dare you owe me the money.I\'ll hit you.（Bo抡起大拳向Tom打去，Tom痛苦地哭喊哎呀、哎哟。） Tom：（哀求地说）Don\'t hit me, please.Bo：（抢下Tom的书包，恶狠狠地说）OK,leave your schoolbag here.Until you pay me the money.Tom：（抓着书包的一角，哀求地说）Please return me my bag.I must go to school.I can\'t have my cla without books.Bo：（不耐烦地说）No more excuses, go out.Otherwise, I\'ll tell your parents all about it.Tom：（害怕地说）Oh, no.Please don’t tell them.（Tom只好哭着，手揉着通红的眼睛，疲惫、悲伤地走出游戏机室。） 第一幕完。
Reporter：
Now,Tom is going to school sadly without his school.At the school gate,some students see him and come up to him.A: Look! That is Tom.B:Hey,Tom,where have you been this morning? Tom: To the bar.C:Where is your bag? Tom:（痛苦） I left it in the bar.C: The bar?You sure? The teacher will announce the score this afternoon.Tom:Shut up! I’m very tried Let me alone! All the Ss:Oh,Poor Tom.
Reporter：
Scene2:This is the claroom.Teacher:Cla begins.A:Stand up! Teacher:Good afternoon everyone.Students:Good afternoon Ms Wu.(老师公布成绩) Ms Wu is commenting on the test paper.But Tom is so tired that he falls asleep.When the doorbell rings,Tom is woken up.Some students are tidying up the schoolbag,while others are talking about the paper.The teacher suddenly calls Tom.Ms.Wu：Hi,Tom.What\'s wrong with you? You looks sad today.Tom：Sorry,Ms.Wu.I\'m very tired.I\'ve got a little cold.Ms.Wu：（关心地说）It seems that you have something in your mind.I was worried about you.Tom：（低着头说）I\'m well.Thank you, Ms.Wu.Ms.Wu：（看到桌子上没书。）Where are your books? Tom：（慌慌张张、支支唔唔地回答。）I forgot to take them.Ms.Wu：（进一步关切地询问）Why? Is anything wrong with you these days? Can you
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tell me? Tom：（慌张地说）Oh,no,no…
Ms.Wu：Look, this is your paper.I can\'t believe this is your mark.Tom：（大吃一惊，愣住，痴痴地说）Oh, Is this my paper? Student A：（站起来说）Ms.Wu, Tom has been to the net at noon.Student B：（争着说）He usually goes there recently.Student C：And he doesn\'t usually finish his homework.Ms.Wu：（语重心长地说）Oh,I see.（抚摸着Tom的头说） Tom：（抽泣地说）I\'m so sorry, Ms.Wu, I am wrong.I\'ve cheated you.Ms.Wu：（安慰地说）Little Tom, you\'re a good boy.You\'re clever, but you are confused by the computer games.Do you know the harm of playing the computer games? Student A：I know,it\'ll make us sink into the net the whole day！ Student B：（指着眼睛说）It is bad for our eyes！ Student C：And it will affect our study！ Ms.Wu：Yes,you are right.（严肃地说）You must correct this weakne, Tom! And put all your heart in the study.Tom：（欲言又止）Yes, but…but I\'m afraid I can\'t...I… Student ABC：（大家围上来说）Tom, let\'s help you.Ms.Wu：Yes,we can help you! Tom：（望着同学和老师感动地说）Thank you, thank you very much! You\'re so kind! Student A：（从书包中拿出书）Tom, this is an interesting book ,I think you\'ll like it.Tom：（接过书，感激地说）Thank you.Student B：（从书包中拿出磁带）This is my English CD-ROM, you can watch it every day.Here you are. Tom：Thank you.Student C：（拍拍Tom的肩膀）Tom, let\'s play basketball together after school, OK? Tom：OK!（Tom因感动而流泪。） （这时老师和同学围绕在他身边。） Reporter： Scene3: The teacher and his clamates are at the door of the net bar.They come to the bar to take Tom’s bag with Tom.But Tom is a bit afraid.All his teacher and his clamates encourage him.Tom:(转向大家)：Well,I’m still ……
Student A：Don’t be afraid,Tom.We are here,with you.Student B： Yes, Tom Be brave!Be a boy! Ms.Wu:(点头，微笑):Tom,It’s time for you to learn to be responsible for yourself.We know you are able to handle it well.Come on!Knock at the door.Tom 敲门
Bo:Who is that? Tom:Tom, For my school bag.Here you are.Bo:Ok！Your bag, Teacher:So, you are the Bo?
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Bo:Yhea? Do I know you? Tom:She is my teacher.Bo:Teacher?! Well,（不屑，傲慢） Anything I can do for you? Teacher:Tom is my student,He is a teenager.You shouldn’t let him in..You know the rule,don’t you?
Bo:But how can I know his age? You see, I’m so busy with my busine.I have no time to check everyone’s ID.
Teacher:You should! Or I’ll call the police next time.Student C：And you will be punished.Bo:OK! I’m so sorry.I’m sure .Teacher:Thanks! Ms.Wu：（既和蔼又严肃地说）Look,Tom.How kind our clamates are.Don\'t go to the net again.Study hard! You can get good mark soon.Tom：（坚决地说）OK, Ms.Wu, I won\'t go there any more.I\'ll study hard, I want to be a good boy.Reporter： Scene4: Two weeks later.The teacher is announcing another test’s score.
Ms.Wu：Tom,you are so active now.And you make progre day by day.Student A：Yes,Ms Wu.Tom works hard every day.Student B：He even helps us with our study.Student C：We often play basketball together after school.Ms.Wu：（揽着同学们的肩膀）Well done!The computer games are so bad for us.Let\'s work hard together.And keep off the bar.Let\'s say to all the children…
Ms.Wu ,Tom, Student ABC:（齐声说）Let\'s keep off the net together.Let\'s be good children.向台下观众鞠躬，谢台。
推荐第8篇：8人英语小品剧本
8人英语小品剧本
时间:2011-08-26 15:14:18 来源:VOA英语网 URL:www.daodoc.com
A Play: Buying Medicine By Liu Qinglin Characters: X ------ Xiao Fei
S ------- Shopkeeper D- ---- Doctor Li
O- -----Others ( O1, O2 O3 -----)
Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 -----)
H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spy
W- ---- Woman J ------ Japanese
Scene1 ( At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers.D is examining their wounds.)
D: Good evening, everyone.Ws: ( Together) Good evening, Dr Li.D: Hello, let me examine you.W1: I’m all right.There’s no need to do so.( W1 is about to fall down.)
D: (Helps him up) Your leg discloses you! Let me have a look.Ah, it’s going worse.Let me put some
medicine on you.W1: No, it isn’t neceary.There is little medicine left.Go to look after that young man.He has a high
fever.He seems fainted.D: ( Takes W2’s temperature.) So he has! He needs an injection but we have none.Feed him these last three pills with warm water.What else can I do? There’s no medicine left.
W3: Don’t worry, Doctor.I am young and strong.I am all tight now.I’ll go and buy some medicine.D: No, you are not all right.Your leg will bleed when you move.Lie down and have a good rest.W4: So you can let me go .I can run very fast.The enemy cannot catch me.
( Just then, Xiao Fei comes in.) X: Be quiet everybody.You must have a good rest.This is order, you know.
W1: But there’s no medicine left.
X: That’s why I’m here.I’ve come to fetch the list .I’ll go to town to buy medicine.
D: Have you got any money?
X: No.D: ( Takes off her gold ring.) Take this with you.Perhaps you can change it for medicine.
X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a
few days ago.It mustn’t go to other people’s hands.D: But how can you get the medicine without money?
X: Don’t worry.I’ll manage.Goodbye.
D and Ws: Be careful!
Scene2 ( Music) ( Xiao is walking on the way like a busineman.He sings as he goes.When he Paes a corn field, he sees He Zhenwu the Japanese spy robbing a woman)
W: Help! Help! H: You needn’t cry.There’s nobody else here.Let me marry you and make yourself noble.
W: You Japanese spy! No one will marry you.H: Otherwise I’ll kill you! ( He raises his gun and the woman catches hold of his wrist .They start a fight.Finally,
H knocks W down.Just then X arrives) X: Stop! Don’t bully Chinese woman! H: It’s none of your busine! Go away.
X: I would rather stop you.( H raises his gun towards X.X kicks it away.They begin a fight.W puts on his clothes
W and begins to pull H’s leg.X knocks H down)
X: (To W) Quick! Help me tie him up.W: You are bleeding.Let me do first aid.X: It doesn’t matter.Pull him into the corn fields.H: Please spare my life.I won’t do that again ( W takes up the gun and is about to shoot.) X: Don’t do that.If the Japanese hear the shot, they’ll come.
H: Thank you, sir.But please let me go.X: Let you go? You’ll continue to kill and bully Chinese! ( X puts his socks into H’s mouth.) Wait here .And lend me your pa and bike.Don’t try to run away.(They go down.)
Scene 3 (Music) (X is riding a bike toward town.He sings as he goes along)
J1 and J2: Stop! Show me your pa.
X: Here you are! J1 & J2: ( After reading it.) Hi! Salute.( They Salute.) ( X goes through the town gate and after some time stops at
a drug shop and knocks at the door.)
S: Who’s it? X: It’s me, a customer.S: (To O1) Go to answer the door.O1: come in, please.You are the only customer for these days.
S: What can I do far you? X: ( Hands him the pa.) We Japanese aistant soldier need some medicine.Here is the list.S: Oh, so much medicine! Do you have enough money? X: We’ll send you the money in a few days’ time.Quick, this is order.( Shows him his gun.)
S: All right! All right!
S: ( To O1) Quick! Give him the medicine O1: All right .( Hands it to X.) Here you are.
X: I have to go now.Bye-bye.S: ( To O1) Quick! Close the door.O1: All right.( He closes it.) S: ( Makes a telephone call.) Hi! This is No1 Medicine Shop.Just now, a man came in and took a lot of medicine away.Perhaps he belongs to the Eighth Route Army .Stop him, quick! ( X rides his bike fast.Soon he arrives at the gate, J1 is receiving a phone call.J2 signs him to stop.X rides towards him and knocks him out.J1 begins to short at him.Soon he arrives at a bridge, where two soldiers stand .X kills them with two shots.A crowd of soldiers rush towards him.He run into the corn field.H has just frees
himself and is about to leave.)
J3: Oh, here he is!
js: (Together) Don’t move! Hands up! H: I’m sorry.I’m not Eighth ----- J4: Tie him up.( They tie him up and beat him.)
H: Ouch! I belong to Japanese army.J5: Don’t listen to him.He’s lying.Put him in our car.Let’s go.(They go down.)
X: (X goes through the corn field and comes up to a street.He meets some Japanese and fights them.He kills some of them and enters a lane.Finally he arrives at the temple.D and Ws come to welcome him)
D: Here comes our hero.Ws: Congratulations.X: Thank you, everybody.
( The end )
推荐第9篇：8人英语小品剧本
8人英语小品剧本
A Play: Buying Medicine By Liu Qinglin Characters: X ------ Xiao Fei S ------- Shopkeeper D- ---- Doctor Li O- -----Others ( O1, O2 O3 -----) Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 -----) H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spy W- ---- Woman J ------ Japanese Scene1 ( At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers.D is examining their wounds.) D: Good evening, everyone.Ws: ( Together) Good evening, Dr Li.D: Hello, let me examine you.W1: I’m all right.There’s no need to do so.( W1 is about to fall down.)
D: (Helps him up) Your leg discloses you! Let me have a look.Ah, it’s going worse.Let me put some medicine on you.W1: No, it isn’t neceary.There is little medicine left.Go to look after that young man.He has a high fever.He seems fainted.D: ( Takes W2’s temperature.) So he has! He needs an injection but we have none.Feed him these last three pills with warm water.What else can I do? There’s no medicine left.
W3: Don’t worry, Doctor.I am young and strong.I am all tight now.I’ll go and buy some medicine.D: No, you are not all right.Your leg will bleed when you move.Lie down and have a good rest.W4: So you can let me go .I can run very fast.The enemy cannot catch me.( Just then, Xiao Fei comes in.) X: Be quiet everybody.You must have a good rest.This is order, you know.W1: But there’s no medicine left.
X: That’s why I’m here.I’ve come to fetch the list .I’ll go to town to buy medicine.D: Have you got any money? X: No.D: ( Takes off her gold ring.) Take this with you.Perhaps you can change it for medicine.X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago.It mustn’t go to other people’s hands.D: But how can you get the medicine without money? X: Don’t worry.I’ll manage.Goodbye.D and Ws: Be careful! Scene2 ( Music) ( Xiao is walking on the way like a busineman.He sings as he goes.When he Paes a corn field, he sees He Zhenwu the Japanese spy robbing a woman) W: Help! Help! H: You needn’t cry.There’s nobody else here.Let me marry you and make yourself noble.W: You Japanese spy! No one will marry you.H: Otherwise I’ll kill you! ( He raises his gun and the woman catches hold of his wrist .They start a fight.Finally, H knocks W down.Just then X arrives) X: Stop! Don’t bully Chinese woman! H: It’s none of your busine! Go away.
X: I would rather stop you.( H raises his gun towards X.X kicks it away.They begin a fight.W puts on his clothes W and begins to pull H’s leg.X knocks H down) X: (To W) Quick! Help me tie him up.W: You are bleeding.Let me do first aid.X: It doesn’t matter.Pull him into the corn fields.H: Please spare my life.I won’t do that again ( W takes up the gun and is about to shoot.) X: Don’t do that.If the Japanese hear the shot, they’ll come.H: Thank you, sir.But please let me go.X: Let you go? You’ll continue to kill and bully Chinese! ( X puts his socks into H’s mouth.) Wait here .And lend me your pa and bike.Don’t try to run away.(They go down.) Scene 3 (Music) (X is riding a bike toward town.He sings as he goes along) J1 and J2: Stop! Show me your pa.X: Here you are! J1 & J2: ( After reading it.) Hi! Salute.( They Salute.) ( X goes through the town gate and after some time stops at a drug shop and knocks at the door.) S: Who’s it?
X: It’s me, a customer.
S: (To O1) Go to answer the door.O1: come in, please.You are the only customer for these days.S: What can I do far you? X: ( Hands him the pa.) We Japanese aistant soldier need some medicine.Here is the list.S: Oh, so much medicine! Do you have enough money? X: We’ll send you the money in a few days’ time.Quick, this is order.( Shows him his gun.) S: All right! All right! S: ( To O1) Quick! Give him the medicine O1: All right .( Hands it to X.) Here you are.X: I have to go now.Bye-bye.S: ( To O1) Quick! Close the door.O1: All right.( He closes it.) S: ( Makes a telephone call.) Hi! This is No1 Medicine Shop.Just now, a man came in and took a lot of medicine away.Perhaps he belongs to the Eighth Route Army .Stop him, quick! ( X rides his bike fast.Soon he arrives at the gate, J1 is receiving a phone call.J2 signs him to stop.X rides towards him and knocks him out.J1 begins to short at him.Soon he arrives at a bridge, where two soldiers stand .X kills them with two shots.A crowd of soldiers rush towards him.He run into the corn field.H has just frees himself and is about to leave.) J3: Oh, here he is! js: (Together) Don’t move! Hands up! H: I’m sorry.I’m not Eighth ----- J4: Tie him up.( They tie him up and beat him.) H: Ouch! I belong to Japanese army.J5: Don’t listen to him.He’s lying.Put him in our car.Let’s go.(They go down.)
X: (X goes through the corn field and comes up to a street.He meets some Japanese and fights them.He kills some of them and enters a lane.Finally he arrives at the temple.D and Ws come to welcome him) D: Here comes our hero.Ws: Congratulations.X: Thank you, everybody.( The end )
推荐第10篇：中国式英语小品剧本
中国式英语《Chinglish》
（小品剧本）
甲：知道吗，最近一东西比较火。 乙：什么？
甲：Chinglish，俗称中式英语! 乙：你才刚听说？我都知道好久了。你水平如何？ 甲：horse horse tiger tiger 乙：行啊，那我考考你吧。 甲：try try see 乙：你没看见我有多忙吗？ 甲：you no see, I now very busy 乙：不管三七二十一
甲：no care three seven two ten one 乙：其实理解多了，才觉得这东西有些胡搅蛮缠。 甲：为啥？If you tiger me , I will mountain you! 乙：生日快乐变成了“Birthday happy” ,上学成了“up shool”,这些东西一点语法都没有。
甲：也不能一棍子打死，“Long time to see”已经成了国际标准词汇了。
乙：What do you think , Who are you?这是英语初学者的必经之路。
甲：是啊，你难道就没这么no three no four 过？ 乙：我一直惭愧的就是我的作文里竟有那样的句子。 甲：说来听听。
乙：One car come ,one car go ,two car PengPeng , people did.甲：没有人会ten all ten nine,都是Ameriean Chinese not enough.乙：Am I easy I ? 都一路走过来的。
甲：China people ten thousand year .我们发明的，我们也要用啊。
乙：This is only one no two ,啥美式、欧式都没咱的有意思。
甲：因此，大家千万别认真，当个笑料就行了。 乙：最后，祝大家good good study , day day up!
第11篇：8人英语小品剧本
Buying Medicine Characters:
X ------ Xiao Fei S ------- Shopkeeper D- ---- Doctor Li O- -----Others ( O1, O2 O3 -----) Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 -----) H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spy W- ---- Woman J ------ Japanese
Scene1 ( At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers.D is examining their wounds.) D: Good evening, everyone.Ws: ( Together) Good evening, Dr Li.D: Hello, let me examine you.W1: I’m all right.There’s no need to do so.( W1 is about to fall down.) D: (Helps him up) Your leg discloses you! Let me have a look.Ah, it’s going worse.Let me put somemedicine on you.W1: No, it isn’t neceary.There is little medicine left.Go to look after that young man.He has a highfever.He seems fainted.D: ( Takes W2’s temperature.) So he has! He needs an injection but we
have none.Feed him these last three pills with warm water.What else can I do? There’s no medicine left.
W3: Don’t worry, Doctor.I am young and strong.I am all tight now.I’ll go and buy some medicine.D: No, you are not all right.Your leg will bleed when you move.Lie down and have a
good rest.W4: So you can let me go .I can run very fast.The enemy cannot catch me.( Just then, Xiao Fei comes in.) X: Be quiet everybody.You must have a good rest.This is order, you know.W1: But there’s no medicine left.
X: That’s why I’m here.I’ve come to fetch the list .I’ll go to town to buy medicine.D: Have you got any money? X: No.D: ( Takes off her gold ring.) Take this with you.Perhaps you can change it for medicine.X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago.It mustn’t go to other people’s hands.
D: But how can you get the medicine without money?
X: Don’t worry.I’ll manage.Goodbye.D and Ws: Be careful!
Scene2 ( Music) ( Xiao is walking on the way like a busineman.He sings as he goes.When he Paes a corn field, he sees He Zhenwu the Japanese spy
robbing a woman) W: Help! Help! H: You needn’t cry.There’s nobody else here.Let me marry you and make yourself noble.W: You Japanese spy! No one will marry you.H: Otherwise I’ll kill you! ( He raises his gun and the woman catches hold of his wrist .They start a fight.Finally, H knocks W down.Just then X arrives) X: Stop! Don’t bully Chinese woman! H: It’s none of your busine! Go away.
X: I would rather stop you.( H raises his gun towards X.X kicks it away.They begin a fight.W puts on his clothes W and begins to pull H’s leg.X knocks H down) X: (To W) Quick! Help me tie him up.W: You are bleeding.Let me do first aid.X: It doesn’t matter.Pull him into the corn fields.
H: Please spare my life.I won’t do that again ( W takes up the gun and is about to shoot.) X: Don’t do that.If the Japanese hear the shot, they’ll come.H: Thank you, sir.But please let me go.X: Let you go? You’ll continue to kill and bully Chinese! ( X puts his socks into H’s mouth.) Wait here .And lend me your pa and bike.Don’t try to run away.(They go down.)
Scene 3 (Music) (X is riding a bike toward town.He sings as he goes along) J1 and J2: Stop! Show me your pa.X: Here you are! J1 & J2: ( After reading it.) Hi! Salute.( They Salute.) ( X goes through the town gate and after some time stops at a drug shop and knocks at the door.) S: Who’s it?
X: It’s me, a customer.
S: (To O1) Go to answer the door.O1: come in, please.You are the only customer for these days.S: What can I do far you? X: ( Hands him the pa.) We Japanese aistant soldier need some medicine.Here is the list.S: Oh, so much medicine! Do you have enough money?
X: We’ll send you the money in a few days’ time.Quick, this is order.( Shows him his gun.) S: All right! All right! S: ( To O1) Quick! Give him the medicine O1: All right .( Hands it to X.) Here you are.X: I have to go now.Bye-bye.S: ( To O1) Quick! Close the door.O1: All right.( He closes it.) S: ( Makes a telephone call.) Hi! This is No1 Medicine Shop.Just now, a man came in and took a lot of medicine away.Perhaps he belongs to the Eighth Route Army .Stop him, quick! ( X rides his bike fast.Soon he arrives at the gate, J1 is receiving a phone call.J2 signs him to stop.X rides towards him and knocks him out.J1 begins to short at him.Soon he arrives at a bridge, where two soldiers stand .X kills them with two shots.A crowd of soldiers rush towards him.He run into the corn field.H has just frees himself and is about to leave.) J3: Oh, here he is! js: (Together) Don’t move! Hands up! H: I’m sorry.I’m not Eighth ----- J4: Tie him up.( They tie him up and beat him.) H: Ouch! I belong to Japanese army.J5: Don’t listen to him.He’s lying.Put him in our car.Let’s go.(They go
down.) X: (X goes through the corn field and comes up to a street.He meets some Japanese and fights them.He kills some of them and enters a lane.Finally he arrives at the temple.D and Ws come to welcome him) D: Here comes our hero.Ws: Congratulations.X: Thank you, everybody.
第12篇：英语小品剧本 英语剧本买药
英语小品剧本-- 英语剧本买药
A Play: Buying Medicine By Liu Qinglin Characters: X ------ Xiao Fei S ------- Shopkeeper D- ---- Doctor Li
O- -----Others ( O1, O2 O3 -----)
Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 -----) H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spy W- ---- Woman J ------ Japanese Scene1 ( At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers.D is examining their wounds.) D: Good evening, everyone.
Ws: ( Together) Good evening, Dr Li.
D: Hello, let me examine you.
W1: I’m all right.There’s no need to do so.( W1 is about to fall down.)
D: (Helps him up) Your leg discloses you! Let me have a look.Ah, it’s going worse.Let me put some medicine on you.W1: No, it isn’t neceary.There is little medicine left.Go to look after that young man.He has a high fever.He seems fainted.D: ( Takes W2’s temperature.) So he has! He needs an injection but we have none.Feed him these last three pills with warm water.What else can I do? There’s no medicine left.W3: Don’t worry, Doctor.I am young and strong.I am all tight now.I’ll go and buy some medicine.D: No, you are not all right.Your leg will bleed when you move.Lie down and have a good rest.W4: So you can let me go .I can run very fast.The enemy cannot catch me.( Just then, Xiao Fei comes in.) X: Be quiet everybody.You must have a good rest.This is order, you know. W1: But there’s no medicine left.X: That’s why I’m here.I’ve come to fetch the list .I’ll go to town to buy medicine.D: Have you got any money? X: No.D: ( Takes off her gold ring.) Take this with you.Perhaps you can change it for medicine.X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago.It mustn’t go to other people’s hands.D: But how can you get the medicine without money? X: Don’t worry.I’ll manage.Goodbye.D and Ws: Be careful! Scene2 ( Music) ( Xiao is walking on the way like a busineman.He sings as he goes.When he Paes a corn field, he sees He Zhenwu the Japanese spy robbing a woman) W: Help! Help!
H: You needn’t cry.There’s nobody else here.Let me marry you and make yourself noble. W: You Japanese spy! No one will marry you.
H: Otherwise I’ll kill you! ( He raises his gun and the woman catches hold of his wrist .They start a fight.Finally, H knocks W down.Just then X arrives) X: Stop! Don’t bully Chinese woman! H: It’s none of your busine! Go away.X: I would rather stop you.( H raises his gun towards X.X kicks it away.They begin a fight.W puts on his clothes W and begins to pull H’s leg.X knocks H down) X: (To W) Quick! Help me tie him up.W: You are bleeding.Let me do first aid.
X: It doesn’t matter.Pull him into the corn fields. H: Please spare my life.I won’t do that again ( W takes up the gun and is about to shoot.) X: Don’t do that.If the Japanese hear the shot, they’ll come. H: Thank you, sir.But please let me go.X: Let you go? You’ll continue to kill and bully Chinese! ( X puts his socks into H’s mouth.) Wait here .And lend me your pa and bike.Don’t try to run away.(They go down.) Scene 3 (Music) (X is riding a bike toward town.He sings as he goes along) J1 and J2: Stop! Show me your pa. X: Here you are! J1 & J2: ( After reading it.) Hi! Salute.( They Salute.) ( X goes through the town gate and after some time stops at a drug shop and knocks at the door.) S: Who’s it?
X: It’s me, a customer.
S: (To O1) Go to answer the door.
O1: come in, please.You are the only customer for these days.S: What can I do far you? X: ( Hands him the pa.) We Japanese aistant soldier need some medicine.Here is the list. S: Oh, so much medicine! Do you have enough money? X: We’ll send you the money in a few days’ time.Quick, this is order.( Shows him his gun.)
S: All right! All right! S: ( To O1) Quick! Give him the medicine O1: All right .( Hands it to X.) Here you are. X: I have to go now.Bye-bye.S: ( To O1) Quick! Close the door.O1: All right.( He closes it.) S: ( Makes a telephone call.) Hi! This is No1 Medicine Shop.Just now, a man came in and took a lot of medicine away.Perhaps he belongs to the Eighth Route Army .Stop him, quick! ( X rides his bike fast.Soon he arrives at the gate, J1 is receiving a phone call.J2 signs him to stop.X rides towards him and knocks him out.J1 begins to short at him.Soon he arrives at a bridge, where two soldiers stand .X kills them with two shots.A crowd of soldiers rush towards him.He run into the corn field.H has just frees himself and is about to leave.) J3: Oh, here he is! js: (Together) Don’t move! Hands up! H: I’m sorry.I’m not Eighth ----- J4: Tie him up.( They tie him up and beat him.)
H: Ouch! I belong to Japanese army.J5: Don’t listen to him.He’s lying.Put him in our car.Let’s go.(They go down.) X: (X goes through the corn field and comes up to a street.He meets some Japanese and fights them.He kills some of them and enters a lane.Finally he arrives at the temple.D and Ws come to welcome him)
D: Here comes our hero.Ws: Congratulations.X: Thank you, everybody. ( The end )
第13篇：英语小品剧本 西游记
; Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King 唐僧拉着孙悟空衣服上场
唐僧:I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures.悟空:Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest``` 唐僧:I am fine.let’s have a rest later.(唐僧继续唱了一遍) 悟空：Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest 唐僧:I am fine.（唐僧继续唱）
悟空：master,can you stop,.唐僧: I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures.悟空:shut up,I can’t stand you any longer.I beg you stop!I feel mad!you are singing all the time! 唐僧：Is like a noisy? 悟空：No,it’s sweet sounding!But today I don’t want to listen music!So,please don’t sing! 唐僧：Ok,go ahead！I am``(唐僧刚想唱，悟空回头，师停止)
（走着走着，看到一房子）
唐僧：Look! There is a house over there.悟空：really！let’s me have a look! (空飞奔过去打探情况，在墙外跳了一圈，回去报告)
悟空：Answer my master!there is a beauty and a old couple.唐僧：Knock the door! 悟空：(空过去像土匪一样敲门)Open the door!
(门没开，悟空回来) 唐僧：You should be polite!like this```` (上海滩音乐起，师大步向前，敲门) 唐僧：Excuse me, sir.I am the monk from the east.(大声三遍，门房才开) 小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老头： Honey, hurry up.The spirit is coming soon.（小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。） 唐僧、悟空走进）
唐僧：Excuse me, sir.I am the monk from the east.Can we stay over here tonight? 老头（做哽咽状）：Oh, you are the monk from the east.Sure.Sure, come in, please ……别过脸去继续哭泣）
（唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。） 老妈： Master, please save my daughter, save my family… 唐僧： Don’t be sad, madam.Take it easy.What happened?
老头： Master, there is a spirit here.He wants to marry my daughter, tonight.We are all afraid of him.
唐僧： Calm down, sir.My apprentice has great capability.Maybe, he can help you.老头：Really!Where he is? (悟空过来，亮肌肉) 老头：A monkey? 唐僧：Yes!He is a monkey.A super monkey.老头： Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable.But every time, they were defeated by the spirit.You’d better keep away tonight.悟空： What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is.All of you just stay inside.Don’t come out no matter what happens.
这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定
地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了门后，露出一段红袖子。
猪八戒(大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊):Darling, here I am. 站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。
八戒： Darling,don’t be so shy! Please come to me.Come on, we will be a couple. 猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的模样。
八戒： Darling,don’t be afraid.Although I am ugly, I am so powerful.I am sure that I can make you happy.
小娘子笑着点头，抓耳挠腮。
八戒： Darling, why do you look like a monkey ? 小娘子： When I am happy, I always tickle.八戒： Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.
八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻。小娘子作出动脑筋的样子，又把八戒拉回来。 八戒： Darling.Why are you so powerful? 小娘子： Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents.We’d better go to your home.八戒： Go to my house？OK.that’s a great idea.Let’s go.两人走了几步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的样子。
小女子： I cannot walk any further.Can you carry me on your back? 八戒： Carry you on my back? All right.You\'re my wife after all.Come on.八戒把小女子背上： Darling, Let\'s go.小女子（在八戒头上一点）：Okay.Let’s go.
音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的样子。小女子在他背上抓耳挠腮，非常高兴。 八戒： Darling, why are you so heavy?
小女子： Do you think so? Don\'t you want to carry me?) 八戒： Yes, I do.I do. 继续艰难地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒体力不支，玉兰一脚把八戒踢到！小女子倒地之后，
做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟。八戒听到女子的呻吟，忙东张西望找小媳妇。 八戒： Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can\'t I see you? 女子（偷偷地笑，再装作痛苦的样子）：Honey, I am here.八戒： Darling.Why did you go up there?
小女子： That\'s your fault. 八戒： Sorry, darling.I’m very sorry.
小女子： You look so tired, and I feel sore.Let’s have a rest.八戒： Have a rest? That’s a good idea.Let’s have a rest. 八戒听了高兴地坐在下面休息，小女子仔细地打量他。
小女子（撒娇地）：Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from.You must tell me the truth first.八戒： Alas! Don’t mention it ，I was Tianpeng marshal .I could fly between the heave and the word !Only because I made a big mistake! That day , I was wandering in the heaven street!I saw a beauty! Her name is :嫦娥！（刹那回头开始回想）
嫦娥翩然而至，两人互视5秒，叫着对方名字奔跑向拥抱。走进后， 八戒唱歌：你是我的玫瑰·····（嫦娥感动） 再唱：你是我的情人····
两人深情对视。。。音乐莫扎特 第40号交响曲 起，跳舞， 突然，玉帝出现。八戒放手，嫦娥没站好摔倒， 八戒：My lord! It’s not my fault! I beg you pardon! 玉帝：How dare you do that!? You are hung together! 嫦娥起，跑到玉帝跟前撒娇
嫦娥：Daring! He ``he tease me! He tease me! 玉帝怒！：Ya! Tianpeng ,I will punish you! Turn you as a pig! A ugly pig! 嫦娥：my lord! Where should we go for dinner tonight? 玉帝：what about 天骄园？ 嫦娥：（撒娇）no no !let’s go to the 紫荆园！there have air condition ! 玉帝： That’s Ok .My daring!
回想结束，
八戒：I was punished by yudi .So I became a pig! That’s why I was so ugly! 玉兰：You look too ugly to meet people.八戒： I didn’t want to come here.Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng.I\'ve been
waiting for a long time, but nobody has come.It’s lucky to meet you here.（八戒高兴地过去想拉小女子的手）
小女子（把手甩开）：You said that you were an immortal in the heaven .Why can’t you carry me? It’s impoible!
八戒： I am really the immortal.Why don’t you believe me? 小女子
Show me some gongfu then.八戒： OK, let me show you my gongfu.
从石头后拿出钉钯，舞了起来。小女子暗暗点头。当八戒的钉色舞到小女子面前时，被小女子一把抓住，往石山后面一拖，八戒被拖了过去。 八戒： Darling.Why are you so strong? 小女子： Pull me out if you can .八戒做出用力拖的样子，没有发现拖出来的却是悟空。悟空一松手，八戒摔倒在地。
八戒： How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer. 悟空大笑： You Silly! Look at me.Who am I? 八戒一看，
My god! You are Mahatma! 八戒转身想跑，被悟空拦住，猪八戒甩开孙悟空，双方对峙了一会儿，猪八戒poping，
八戒： Can you? 悟空: yes，I can’t, so what, I will fight you. 悟空一拳往八戒脸上打，八戒顿时感到一种压力和害怕。
悟空： Dare you wive yet? 八戒：
No, no.I dare not.Please forgive me, Mahatma.悟空： I bet you dare not.
悟空放开，八戒转身想跑，被悟空一把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。 悟空： You silly, where are you going?
八戒： I\'ll never make trouble any more.Why don\'t you let me go? 悟空；；You silly, I\'m taking you to meet the sutra-seeker. 八戒： What? Has Tangseng come? 悟空： Yes.Let\'s go!
两人在台上走半圈，来到房前。
悟空： Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated !
唐僧等人走了出来，老头一家还有些战战兢兢。 悟空： You silly, kneel down to meet your master.八戒：Master, nice to meet you here.唐僧：My prentice, what\'s up?
悟空： Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin\'s behest.唐僧：I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice and name you Bajie.
八戒： Thank you, my master! 唐僧：Let\'s go ahead, my prentices. 八戒此时并不想走，于是…….Master, I don’t want to go, I don’t.悟空：Bajie, there is nothing to attach to.you’d better go with us.八戒此时似乎想起了什么‘ Bajie：How old are you gulu youwe.Sun:I’m twenty gulu youwe.Bajie:Do you like poping gulu youwe. Tang:I can’t poping gulu youwe.Bajie:So,I don’t want to go with you.八戒与唐僧对唱《321对不起》
唱毕，唐僧与悟空拉着八戒走，八戒深情的看着玉兰。 Wulan:Seeking scripture is so hard,you should try your us on. 八戒又对着玉兰的爹。 Yu’s dad:You leave ,don’t back.八戒此时已无可留恋….Bajie :Master,let’s go…
傍着音乐，师徒三人离开了高老庄。
第14篇：中小学英语小品剧本
喜羊羊与灰太狼学生英语小品剧本，片名：一把“枪 剧情：喜羊羊一伙儿在一起玩，灰太狼突然袭击，进行抓捕，把美羊羊、懒羊羊抓走了。慢羊羊糊涂地给了喜羊羊一把假枪，喜羊羊与暖羊羊去狼堡解救美羊羊、懒羊羊。它们被喜羊羊与沸羊羊和暖羊羊用一只假枪解救，回到羊村后才发现这是假枪。最后以红太狼灰太狼被定住结束。
道具：两把玩具枪。人数：五名男生，三名女生（其中一名稍胖） 出场人物：喜羊羊Pleasant Goat 美羊羊Pretty Goat 懒羊羊Lazy Goat沸羊羊 Force Goat暖羊羊Warm Goat 慢羊羊 Slowly Goat(Village Head)灰太狼 Big Big Wolf 红太狼Red Big Wolf
喜：What can we play today?
美：We have nothing to play.It’s dull!
懒：I have a good idea.（睡意朦胧）
喜、沸：What idea do you have? （好奇）
懒：Let’s sleep! （自信满满）
暖、慢：Oh,no!You are very lazy!（无奈指责）
灰：Ha!Dear goats,I’m coming!（灰太狼小声→大声，出现在羊面前） 美：Ah!Look,Big-big-wolf!Run away! （惊恐了一大跳
灰：Ha-ha!I’m sure that it’s a good and delicious goat!
美：Pleasant-goat!Please help me!Help,help,help! （神情紧张） 灰：It’s too late!My favourite goat.（十分贪婪，并抓住了美羊羊） 喜：Pretty-goat,I have nothing to do.But I’ll save you!
（灰太狼抓住了美羊羊后，又开始抓其它羊）
懒：Don’t touch me!Help me!（也神情紧张）
灰：Ha!Littlefatgoat.I’mhungry now.My wife is waiting for me.Haha! 红：Wa!Big big wolf!You are very good! Oh,two goats! （激动）
灰:Wife.I’m going to cook them soon!Today we’ll have a super dinner, I’m looking forward to eating goats the first（灰太狼和红太狼准备煮羊）
慢：What to do?Pleasant-goat,find a way quickly,be quick! （着急） 沸：Pleasant goat!Find a way!
喜：There’s only one key.Let’s goto wolf’s houseand save them! 暖：What?I am very worried about that!It’s too dangerous !
慢：Ng.This is only one key.I’m wating for you.You must save Pretty-goat and Lazy goat .And this is a special gun.Big-big-wolf won’t move for an hour.Give you,Pleasant goat.（慢羊羊拿出一把枪,深沉地给了喜羊羊） 喜：That’s great!Let’s go.Warm goat and Force goat! （握住拳头） 暖,沸：Ok,let’s go to wolf’s house! （ 气势磅礴）红：Two Little goats.You will finish!I’ll eat you! （贪婪野蛮）
美：Oh,no.I believe Pleasant goat can save me! Yes?Lazy goat?What are you doing?（无助）
懒：Let me sleep,xu.（乐观派）
美：Ah!Don’t sleep!I am very afraid ! If you don’t sleep,I will give you candy!
懒：Really?I love candy
灰：Who?Oh, wife.Maybe are the other goats!Let me catch them.
（喜羊羊拿住枪，准备瞄准；灰太狼打开门）
灰：Oh,it’s pleasant goat！I’ll get you for my dinner!
喜：Big-big-wolf.Goodbye!（Bang!!!!!!!!!!!）
（开枪）（灰太狼突然动不了了）
暖：Wa!Pleasant goat,you are very great!（赞美）
灰：Pleasant-goat!What do you do? Why can’t I mov
喜：Force goat,give you gun.Let me save them.
沸：Ok!...Ng.Red big wolf！you will finish!
红：What are you going to do?little fat goats? （害怕）
沸：Goodbye,Red big wolf!(bang!!!!!)
美，懒：Thank you,Pleasant-goat!（感激不尽）
暖：Lazy goat, pretty goat,Run away quickly!
红：Big-big-wolf,I hate you!Ah! （红太狼挣扎）
美：Mr.Big-big-wolf and Red big wolf,goodbye! （亲切）
懒：Pretty-goat,where’s my candy? （天真好奇）
美：Oh!Lovely lazy goat,I have no candy.Sorry?Don’t blame me! （违约） 懒：What?My candy!My God!...Ai,Let me sleep,xu.（无奈的）
暖：Don’t sleep!Lazy goat!We willgo to our house! （命令） 慢:Pleasant goat,you’re very good!Give mespecial gun.（迎接） 沸：Here you are.Village Head.
慢：Ah,that’s not ture the special gun.This is ture!（激动地拿出真枪） 暖：Ah?If this……（疑惑无比）
慢：If this false gun,Big big wolf can’t move for ten days!（大声） 懒：Ha ha.Ng……And do we win?
喜，沸，暖，美：Yes!Wewin! （羊们笑着说）
红：Big-big-wolf,Where are our goats?Where?you, you,I hate you!Ah!You are foolish! （动不了了）
灰：Wu……Awful pleasant-goat,I must eat you the first!And I’m sure come back soon（哭着说）
第15篇：小品剧本
卖肉小品剧本
主持人：来来，灯光影响准备，道具道具准备准备，演员，演员准备准备。（非常激动的）好的。（突然间站的很正）Ladies and gentlemen！欢迎您收看我们ccdv连续五年占据全国收视第一的电视营销玩牌节目——幸运卖卖卖！我是节目主持人李咏的妹妹李湘（做娇羞状）。今天将由我来主持这趟节目。我的到来可谓是使这个节目蓬荜生辉呀。OK，好的，废话少说，让我们直接进入主题。今天我们的幸运卖卖卖要卖是什么呢？这次可是一个千载难得的机会，这次的产品可谓是云集的各方专家学者的观点，大家一定要屏住呼吸，认真观看。买到了它，你将会不愁吃不愁穿啦。那到底卖什么呢？请看大屏幕。（没有大屏幕）不好意思，（尴尬地）今天大屏幕它、它（扭头到处找丁主任，找到继续）和我们丁主任闹意见，没来~所以我们也只能将就着。那我们到底卖什么呢？（有个带节奏的音乐响起）。还是让我们先请出我们的卖卖嘉宾，他就是红遍大江南北的肉总XXX！！ 肉总出场：（戴个金表，特意拿出来炫，要让人误以为是卖表的。伴随着音乐，大概走来回两趟） 主：（肉总走完后）大家伙瞧瞧，今天来的嘉宾可不是个省油的灯呀。看看他这行头就知道这次的拍卖的产品肯定是大有来头。来，XXX先生，今天给我们带来了什么产品呢。 肉：今天我给大家带来的是一个灰常特殊的产品！可谓是独特中的独特，美妙中的美妙。简直就是个人间极品！
主：听起来就很想知道这个产品是什么，那让我们拭目以待 肉：（主持人还没说完，突然间拿来这么一大陀肉，扔在桌子上）这就是我们今天要拍卖的产品 主：（吓一跳）猪、猪肉？？ 肉：你可别小看这个猪肉，我们这个猪肉叫做八心八箭猪肉。这个猪肉可谓是高贵中的典雅，典雅中的高贵。它不仅高贵大方，雍容华贵，吃起来就有猪的感觉，它可谓是猪肉中的劳斯莱斯！
主：哇塞，是我们猪肉中的劳斯莱斯，我还是第一次听说
肉：我们的猪肉有个非常大的特点，是什么呢。就是他每一块的猪肉都是八斤，八两。 主：等一下，每一块都是八斤八两，你们是怎么做到的勒？
肉：这个问题问的很好！为什么每一块都是八斤八两？！因为他严格地按照黄金比例进行切 割！他有五十八个切割面！！这个工艺哦！只有在比利时才有的哦！！所以俗称比利时切割法 （hua）！！
肉：拿出一坨肉）来，大家看下，这就是我们跟你们介绍的猪肉哦。大家把目光都集中在这边（双手展示）！！看见没有！一起看这边！猪肉的反面纤维的部分！一条一条红红的！这就叫火光！这就叫火彩哦！！ 主：真的好新鲜哝！！ 肉：（激动）等一下我还没讲完！！！来看这边！猪皮的部分，光光的油油地滑滑地！你看！ 它有在闪（伞）哦！！！真的有在闪（伞）喏！！！（手做闪的动作） 主：哇！真的有在闪诺！！ 肉：不是开玩笑的！！
主：那么肉总，现在在我心里面有一个小小的问题想问你 肉：你问
主：那我们这款八星八箭的猪肉，他到底还有什么其他的独特之处呢？比如说，我们的八星 八箭猪肉，他会不会臭掉呢？ 肉：（边说变拍桌子）不口能（len）不口能（len）绝对不口能（len）！臭掉？臭掉的那个猪 肉是最瞥最瞥的猪肉！我们的这一款是八星八箭最顶火的猪肉！我口以这样子对你说！我们 的这款猪肉，买回家以后，你再也不用放起盐巴来做腊肉！更不可能把我们的猪肉拿回去还 要做香肠！也不需要把猪肉放到冰箱里头去！我们的这款猪肉，他是用马王堆的女尸的那个 防腐技术！所以说！这款猪肉，是一款永垂不朽的猪肉！！！（停顿） 主：（复合）哇永垂不朽的猪肉哦！！
肉：而且我跟大家讲ho！巴黎是国际时尚之都对不对？所以我们现在就来看一下巴黎菜市 场的猪肉报价！（拿出报价表）（指）这是我们国内的，这是巴黎的！现在我们国内的猪肉报 价比巴黎的还要高也！！！（停顿）
主：那么我们现在这款用了比利时切割法的八星八箭的猪肉到底要卖多少钱呢！ 肉：998！
主：九十九块八？ 肉：不对！
主：九百九十八？ 肉：不对！
主：九千九百八？！ 肉：（拍桌子）不要再猜了！不要再猜了！！卖到这个价钱，还是我肉总的风格吗？！我说老实话，我们的这款猪肉！现在全国超值最低价！！九块！九毛八！！！
主：九块九毛八！各位观众朋友们听到没有！这么低的价格！九块九毛八！电视机前的您还在犹豫什么呢！！赶快拿起你手中的电话！拨打我们的订购热线！6516516！！！肉！我要肉！我要肉！！
肉：好的！5分钟内打进电话的朋友还有机会获得我手上的这条限量版的日本原装进口精美猪鞭手链一条！！
主：是纯日本工艺哦！！有了猪鞭手链，腰也不酸啦，腿也不疼啦，走路也浑身有劲啦。一口气上五楼，不费劲儿！
肉：那真可谓是你好，他也好呀（比较妩媚）
主：那么肉总，我们的这限时特价款八星八箭猪肉到现在为止还有多少块呢?! 肉：今天说老实话！要不是看到我们的这个节目收视率有这么这么高！我！也不可能这样子 做！今天！为了回馈电视机前的所有观众朋友！我个人，代表我们公司作出以下的决定！限 量拿出100块我们的八星八箭猪肉做特价！！998只要998！！你就可以吃上我们的比利时切 割工艺的八星八箭永垂不朽的猪肉！！！！ 主：观众朋友你们听到了吗！！998！只要998哦！！心动不如行动!你还在等什么呢！！赶快 拿起您身边的。。。。。。。
（身穿印有“工会” 字样衣服演员上台，作势拉主持人和肉总下台，说“我们是工会的！！ 下边儿反应了！请你们不要在联欢会上插播广告！！！）
完
第16篇：小品剧本
肉铺老板：（登场）九江经济发展快，猪肉铺也要赶时代，要想猪肉卖得好，路口搞块广告牌。呦，大伙都在这儿呢，这么整齐，是不是要在我这儿排队买猪肉啊。自我介绍一下，我这肉铺的老板，卖肉卖了几十年了，以前摆摊占马路，现在找了一个门面，也算是响应政府号召入店经营嘛，只不过店面离路口有点远，这不，昨天在路口树了块广告牌，这年头酒香也怕巷子深啊。
老板娘：（登场）卖猪肉贪黑起早，数钞票又累坏大脑，忙忙碌碌时间总是有限，一天要是30个钟头该多好，哎呦，我说，你这广告牌怎么做的，这么横在路口有点太难看了吧。
肉铺老板：我来看，我来看，恩，是有点那个啊，哎，管它呢，走过的路过的看见了，知道有家肉铺在这巷子里面不就行了，咦，好像来了几个顾客，老婆，咱们今天开门红呀！看看，还是广告牌树的好吧！
老板娘：（皱起眉头）我看他们不像买肉的，啊，穿着制服呢，是城管执法！
肉铺老板：怕什么，我们有门面，又没有摆摊，肯定是执法的今天发工资了，剁两斤肉回去改善伙食。
刘可、余兰花登场
刘可（敬礼）：老板，你好啊！
肉铺老板（匆忙还礼）：您看执法队员就是文明，买个肉还敬礼。
余兰花：老弟，我们不是来买肉的。 肉铺老板：那是。。。。。。？
刘可：我是九江市执法局直属大队的执法队员，叫刘可，（手指余兰花）这是我们队里的老大姐余兰花，这是我们的执法证件。。。
肉铺老板（打断）：我知道我知道，禁止出店经营占道经营，你看我这不找了一个门面嘛。
刘可：是的，感谢您能配合我们搞好市容环境工作，不过我们今天来是来调查路口广告牌的情况的。
老板娘：哦，是是是，我和老肥正合计着这两天把牌子换了，做个大点的、漂亮的牌子，这样可算支持市容环境建设了吧！
刘可：您的市容环境意识还是蛮强的，可是效果可能是相反的啊，您看啊，如果谁都可以想在哪儿做广告牌就在那儿做，那九江还不乱了套啊，就拿您这路口来说吧，广告牌立的乱七八糟，歪七歪八，给整体环境造成多大的影响啊！
肉铺老板：是啊是啊，你看这路口不知道是谁又搞了一块牌子，搞的路口比昨天难看多了，昨天就我一块肉铺老板肉铺的牌子还是蛮好看的嘛！
刘可：按照《广告管理条例》的规定，市民群众设置广告牌可是要经过执法部门审批的，如果未经审批，擅自设立广告牌可是要督促拆除的。
肉铺老板：意思就是说。。。。。。
余兰花：我这先给你下个整改，你看今天抽个空把广告牌先拆了，然后。。。
肉铺老板：啥玩意儿？秀梅，拿------刀来！ 余兰花：小伙子你是想暴力抗法，要负法律责任的！ 肉铺老板：我是说剁两扇儿上好的排骨，秀梅，打好塑料袋，队长，领导，
刘可：别叫领导，我们都是普通的执法队员，还是叫同志吧。 老板娘：那怎么行？戴大檐帽儿的都是领导，领导您看，照顾照顾？小本经营不容易呀。（把排骨往队员手上塞）
刘可、余兰花（往外推）：这可不行，这可不行。 刘可：广告牌先审批，后设置，不能擅自设立广告牌这可是法律规定的，我们作为执法队员就是要按照法律办事，您可别害我们犯错误，你的排骨，我们可不能要呀！
老板娘：老肥，软的不行，就得来硬的！
肉铺老板：对，要拆我的广告牌，你别问我，就问我这把剁骨头的大刀愿不愿意吧！要是怕呢，你们现在就给我走人！你看你大姐（指着余兰花），也一大把年纪了，还跟着年轻人在大街上转悠什么啊，该回去享清福了。
余兰花：和他们这些年轻人比啊，我是挺老了，可我这不还没退休嘛，上一天班就要做一天事，在一天岗就要尽一份心啊。
刘可：我们这个大姐可是我们局著了名的夕阳红啊。 老板娘：不行，就是不能拆，我们这广告牌碍着谁了，再说了，我们还不是指着这广告牌多做点生意嘛。 刘可：老板你别急，听我说啊 ，你看这城市的公共场所啊，好比咱们家的客厅，咱们家客厅的装修啊是不是要讲究一个整体的协调美观呢，是不是能随便个什么画随便往哪儿一挂就行呢？这执法部门的审批啊，就是为了这整体的协调美观把关呢！你看啊。。。
城管志愿者戴着红袖箍上（小品中的志愿者本职工作为医院的医生）。
志愿者甲：这路口的广告牌怎么横七竖八的，该好好整整。 志愿者乙：是啊是啊。
志愿者甲（看见刘可）：哟，小刘，你在这呢，可逮着你了，叫你去医院再复查复查，可你总说没空没空，你看你，哪有你这样天天上班的啊。
刘可：啊，是张医生啊，这不一直在搞城市管理专项行动嘛，今年市局新的领导班子对城市管理工作要求严，标准高，必须把握四个时间节点，这不马上春节了，正是这四个节点之一，一时还真抽不出时间啊。再说了，我们的新局长不仅政府、局里两边跑，还天天上路查问题，看效果，他都这么敬业，我们还能不卯足了劲干啊。
志愿者甲：你那耳朵啊，虽然手术做得比较成功，但是一定要注意休息保养啊，而且要定期复查，不然说不定功亏一篑呢，哦，小陈啊（对志愿者乙说），这就是我总和你提起的执法局的刘可同志，人家可是名副其实的劳模啊。他耳朵在几年前突然什么也听不见了，到我们医院来检查，诊断是神经性耳聋，你看看，年纪轻轻地耳朵听不见了，我们判断啊，这就是累的！借钱做个手术花了几十万，好歹恢复了一点，可他没休息几天就又去上班了，你说上班就上班吧，还天天在路上跑。哦，对了，他还是老早的中队长呢，因为这耳朵，为了不耽误中队和大队工作，楞是把中队长给辞了，听说他们局现在的中队长都是副科了，他现在就普通队员一个，还整天乐呵呵在路上认真执法，你说他是劳模不是？
刘可：张医生，你就别说我了，我们这大姐（指余兰花）五十多岁了，都天天上路执法，我哪还有什么理由不认真工作啊。你这是。。。（指着志愿者的红袖箍）
志愿者甲：城管志愿者啊！我说这城市管理啊，就是应该所有市民共同参与，人民城市人民管嘛，这不，执法局组织了志愿者活动，市里搞这城市管理专项行动，也从各个单位抽了些人，我们不就和你们一起上路了嘛。
志愿者乙：我们在路口看见这广告牌设置的比较影响市容，所以我们就进来看看情况。
刘可：这不正在这做工作嘛，老板，你看，这两位是城管志愿者，普通的市民群众，他们说的好啊，我们自己的城市就应该我们大家都一起来爱护它，真正把它当作自己的家一样，你说这广告牌如果没有统一管理，今天你树一块，明天他树一块，那这城市不就成大花脸了吗？ 志愿者甲：听听这刘同志说的，九江这几年，特别是这一年来发生了多大的变化啊，地面更净了、路面更畅了、立面更美了，九江有一个美观靓丽的市容环境，就能更好地发展经济，经济发展了，群众收入高了，你这猪肉不也卖的更好了吗？而且这刘同志也不容易，戴着助听设备天天在路上，你也配合配合他们的工作嘛。
肉铺老板：哦？他这是助听设备？ 志愿者乙：啊！你以为。。。
肉铺老板：我以为是执法局新配的高科技玩意呢，通过这一叫，一群执法的过来跟我来横的呢，原来刘同志还有这么一段故事啊。
余兰花：小伙子，我们局领导三令五申，多次强调要文明执法，建设和谐城管，我们都是以说服教育为主，实在不行那也是走法律程序，按法律要求办事，哪能那么干呢，别人以为我们是土匪，我们可不能把自己当土匪，我们要做王牌的解放军。
老板娘：听你们说了这么多，理也是这么个理，我们也知道乱树广告牌不好，影响市容，刚刚我还和我们那口子埋怨路口的广告牌树的太难看了呢，可我们也没办法啊，这不是想广而告之的，为店里多带点生意嘛。
刘可：这样吧，老板，你今天先把它给拆了，明天你去我们大队找我，把你的有关材料带上，我帮你做一个效果图，带你一起去找市局审批，给你好好地找个地方，做个漂漂亮亮的广告牌，保管招揽生意的效果比现在的还好，你看怎么样。
肉铺老板：这。。。。。。
老板娘：还这什么啊，碰上刘同志、大姐这样好的执法队员，还有这么热心的志愿者，我们还好意思不拆？
肉铺老板：老婆，拿刀、锤子、锯子、榔头，反正有的家伙全拿来！
大家：啊？暴力抗法？？
肉铺老板：哪儿啊，拿家伙来，我现在就去拆去！！ 大家：好嘞，我们帮你。 演员鞠躬，退场。
第17篇：小品剧本
大概：第一幕上大学各种忙（动作加描述），听报告会（国防的，大学生生涯规划，励志
成功的。。。）我们有了厌烦（表情+动作+描述），了解到了这种形式教育。在这枯燥中，
找到了兴趣爱好
相投彼此喜欢的另一半。（这个得有吧，瞎扯+表情+描述）
第二幕军训，篮球赛，春游。。。我们团结，我们感受到团结的力量与美好（表情+动作
+描述+道具）
第三幕大一转瞬即逝，过去成为美好回忆，也会好好珍惜现在和未来。（一人一句总结
吧，天舒想吧，要煽情的）
WendydawnRichard
第一幕1.刚来河南农大，心情很是激动（表情+描述，行走中。。。）
角色扮演：均为新生
2.没完没了的报告会（动作走来走去+表情愁眉苦脸+描述带气愤和无奈）
角色扮演：w：宣传者R：组织者d：学生
3.这种枯燥中，一男一女突然遇到同样感兴趣的话题，越聊越投机。。。谈上了
（动作舒展+语言随性轻松+表情愉悦）
角色扮演：男就我吧，女：word，需旁白
第二幕军训（我喊两个口令你们执行，相当于我是教官，你们是新生）
篮球赛（我拍两下球，你们拉拉队喊着，喊得越大声，我拍的越给力）
春游一起放风筝，俩女生拽线，我拿着风筝跑
第三幕煽情篇，大一转瞬即逝，过去成为美好回忆，也会好好珍惜现在和未来。（一
人一句总结吧，天舒想吧，要煽情的）或是来个自我介绍，我是w，参加志协，广播站，历
届主持。。。。我是d，女工部长，时常去和同学谈心。。。；我是r，足球队，团委，舞协。。。
这一年，我们都很充实！！
结束 ，鞠躬
第18篇：小品剧本
[小品剧本]《今天你偷菜了吗？》
上传日期：2010-10-14 上传: 古大哥 人气：16759
1《今天你偷菜了吗？》小品剧本 作者：小宇 地点：菜地
人物：ABCDE
道具：玩具狗、白菜、萝卜
【A上场】
A: 大家好！你们说说今年到底是咋的了？ 这出行是越来越不方便了！开车吧，油涨了；走路吧，被抢了；坐公交吧，着火了；坐地铁吧，追尾了；坐火车吧，出轨了；坐飞机吧，坠海了...害得大家都不敢出门了，那咋办呢？宅在家里种菜呗！种菜，既能获得丰厚的财富，又能弥补精神上的寂寞！可谓物质精神双丰收啊，何乐不为呢！套一句流行语：姐种的不是菜，是寂寞！【看一下时间】时间不早了，差不多该去田里看看了，现在的种菜的多了，偷菜的更多,为了防止偷菜贼，我还专门养了一只牧田犬，我要让那些不安好心的贼，死得……【看见了倒在地上的狗，扑过去】旺财......旺财......你怎么了？旺财你不能死啊，旺财，你跟了我这么多天，对我有情有义，肝胆相照，但是到了现在我连一顿饱饭都没让你吃过，我对不起你啊，旺财！ 【抹泪】哼，一定是哪个偷菜贼怀恨在心，故意放药毒死你的！我要查出来是谁干的，然后把他千刀万剐！【抱着狗离开了……】
【嘻唰唰音乐响起，B出场了】
B:“1234,嗯啊，收啊收，嗯啊，乐啊乐！恩啊，偷啊偷，恩啊，疼啊疼！请你拿了我的给我送回来，吃了我的给我吐出来，QQ农场里面有记载，最好不要耍赖！欠了我的给我补回来，偷了我的给我交出来，只要你曾偷过我的菜，都会有记载！唉~~~~~~嘻唰唰嘻唰唰……”昨天下午我在田里守了整整一个下午，眼看我的萝卜就要熟了，居然突然拉肚子了！实在憋不住了，就去方便了一下，回来再一看，田里的萝卜全被洗刷刷了！杯具啊~~~~只见当时我那眼泪就犹如滔滔江水连绵不绝，又犹如黄河泛滥一发不可收拾！哼，正所谓，人不偷我，我不偷人，人若偷我，我必偷人！不想偷菜的农民不是好农民！
今夜我就要把昨天损失的菜统统偷回来！
【走到菜地旁边】
B: 本以为这半夜三更正是偷菜的好时机呢，转了一大圈，结果就只有这块地要熟了！唉，现在的农民果然都变聪明了，自从发现半夜偷菜犯案率暴增后，都为了减少损失，防止被偷，种东西都是算好了时间才种的。这良心不是一般的坏，那是相当的坏啊！【看一下时间】，还有10分钟就熟了，那我就只好先等一下好了！【蹲到田边等候菜熟】
【打击乐响起，C出场】
C:小人本住在成都的南边，家中没屋又没田，生活苦无边！自从有了媳妇，生活更苦不堪言！她嫌我家穷没有钱，我欲和她来讲理，惨被她一拳来打扁！无奈下，只好偷菜来赚钱。又遇到看家狗，残忍不留情，惨被他咬了一百遍，一百遍！我铭记此仇不共戴天！！！哼！
就是这家，昨天我来偷菜的时候，菜没偷成，还被他家的狗咬掉了50块大洋。回去后，又被我媳妇狠狠修炼了一顿，还跪了一夜的主板！为了报仇，后来我偷偷给那笨狗下了天下第一奇毒——“一日丧命散”！估计现在已经死翘翘！哈哈，今天我不偷他个倾家荡产，我誓不为贼！
【四下观望了一下，发现没有狗】
C:狗呢？貌似真的挂掉了！这下我就安心了！嘿嘿！【贼笑两声，看一下表】还有3分钟就熟了，到时候就可以……【一边搓手，一边奸笑，走到田边，蹲下等待，看到B】嘿，哥们，偷菜呐？
B:哇，大哥，你化这个妆就说自己是熊猫大侠喽？给点儿专业精神好不好？你看，这黑眼圈都发紫了，头上象戴了两块年糕似的，出来混饭吃得花点本钱嘛！我们偷菜贼也是要讲究形象的！形象，懂不懂？就是包装啊！你不把自己打扮得跟良民一样，也不能化装成“熊猫大侠”啊！
C:哎呀，不好意思，下次我一定会注意的！
B:【边握手边说】那就行了，下次出来偷菜一定要打扮得像专业一点，不要丢了我们偷菜贼的形象啊！ C:嗯，好的！
B:来来，我给你讲一下，怎么包装自己的形象！【两人一起蹲下，在旁边比划着，讲包装】
【D、E上场】
E:“only you,能伴我去偷菜，only you,能掩护我开溜，only you,能保护我，让那恶狗永远咬不着我，就是only you……oh,oh,oh,only……”
【E一拳打过去】
D:“On你妈个头啊！你有完没完啊！我已经给你说了不要跟着我了，你还在那oh!完全不理人家受得了受不了，你再oh我一刀捅死你！”
E:能和我一起偷菜的真的就只有你了撒！因为每次都只有你跑得比我慢，这样狗就只会咬你，不会咬到我！
D：你这算盘打得可真精……【发现菜地】有块地也！去看看！
【D、E走近菜地】
E：哇，还有1分半钟就要熟了！
D:不要啰嗦啦，准备偷菜啦！今天我们可要满载而归啦！哈哈！
【B和C虎视眈眈地看着他们两个！】
E:哟，原来还有两位同道中人啊！怎么神情那么凝重？有什么不开心的？说出来让大家开心一下吧！ B:又来两个偷菜的，估计这菜不够分啊！
C:那不如把他们先【抹喉动作】！
D: 不要怪我太坦白！就凭这你们这几个烂番薯，臭鸟蛋，想取我的性命，未免太过儿戏吧！！！！ 【玩世不恭】
【B、C准备上去打他，E拉开他们】
E:等一等，等一等，我们要偷菜，只不过是一个构思，还没有成为事实，你又没有证据，我们又何罪之有呢？不如等我们偷了菜以后，你有凭有据之后，再定我们的罪也不迟啊！
B:说得也是，那就留地查看吧！
D:别吵了，菜快熟了！
【全部看表】
B、C、D、E:5,4,3,2,1,0!菜熟了，菜熟了，快偷菜啦！
【各自埋头偷菜,E捡到一个大萝卜】
E：哇，想这么晶莹剔透，举世无双的大萝卜，我真是赚到了！
【D上来抢】
E: 你想要啊？你要是想要的话你就说话嘛，你不说我怎么知道你想要呢，虽然你很有诚意地看着我，可是你还是要跟我说你想要的。你真的想要吗？那你就拿去吧！你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗？
【一拳打过去，把菜抢过来，E被打晕了】
D:成天没事在那里婆婆妈妈叽叽歪歪，不把你打得满脸桃花开，你就不知道花儿为什么这么红！
B、C:这个世界清静了！高！【举出大拇指，夸赞】
【继续埋头偷菜】
B:看，美女！【往远处一指】
C、D:哪啊~哪啊~【不停张望，B埋头抢菜】
【C、D回过神来】
C、D:那小子阴我！【喃喃自语，继续偷菜】
D:快看，狗来了！
【B、C四处张望，D埋头抢菜】
B、C：哪啊？哪啊？！
【B、C回过神来】
B、D:那小子阴我！【喃喃自语，继续偷菜】
【A出现了，E苏醒了，坐起来发现了A,惊呼】
E:看，农场主来了！
B、D:【不以为然】都是我们玩剩下的了！换点新鲜的吧！【继续偷菜】
A:好哇，你们这些偷菜贼，今天还组团偷菜来了啊？
B、C、D、E:不好，快跑【抱起菜就跑！】
A:跑得脱哇？你们给我站住！把菜给我放下……【A追出去，然后集体谢幕退场】
第19篇：小品剧本
歌颂贵州、弘扬贵州小品剧本：
《农村娃的心里话》
创作人： 金坛
时间：现代
故事安生的地点：贵州边远山区的一个农村家庭、北京红光小学校园。 人物：奶奶（72岁）、爸爸（大明，48岁）、老师（男29岁）、学生
1、2（小强、男12岁；小玉、女10岁）、学生
3、4（一男一女11岁、12岁）。
道具：两把椅子，一部电话，两部手机。
场景：一部电话摆在一把椅子上，另一把椅子在旁边。 【幕启】
学生
1、2：（蹦蹦跳跳地从左侧出来，各自喊出）奶奶，奶奶，我回来啦，奶奶、奶奶，我们回来啦，„„
奶奶：（很高兴地从右侧出来，腿有点拐、慢吞吞地、很痛的样子）唉，唉、强儿，玉儿，你们回来啦，（奶奶与孩子相互拥抱）来，奶奶想想你们，（做出想的动作）
学生
1、2：奶奶，你的腿还痛吗，我们帮你揉揉，来吧，（两人扶着奶奶坐在凳子上）我们帮你捶捶，（一个在一边揉起来，一个在一边锤起来）
奶奶：强儿，你们这久的学习好不好，
学生1：奶奶，我第一次月考得了全班的第二名，第二次月考得了第一名，老师还夸奖„„
学生2：（抢着说）奶奶，我半期考试得了全班的第一名，老师还说，我的字写的很好，以后要成为书法家呢！
奶奶：好啊，希望你们好好学习，以后考上最大最大的大学，我们家的名
1 义也好啊。
学生1：奶奶，老师说，不一定要考上大学才算有出息，只要我们从小能够养成一个很好的习惯，学到更多的知识，也对国家有用的。
学生2：奶奶，是的，哥哥说得对，比如美国有个很有钱的人叫比尔盖茨，他设计的OFFICE软件很受人欢迎。
奶奶：你们还讲“我费事”啊，我养你们爹，还要养你们，一天到晚，全身都疼，风湿病又老火，我的脚走路都疼，你们还说“我费事”。我真是气-不-死-啊-。
学生1：奶奶，不是说你费事，OFFICE是电脑办公软件的名字。 奶奶：嘿嘿，还土狗放洋屁呢，我还以为是骂我，哎呦，哎呦，（做出疼痛的样子，并用手去轻轻的敲腿,我的腿好疼噢。有气无力地）玉儿，你打个电话给你爸，我有话要给他讲。
学生2：（用手机拨打爸爸的电话，并且有音乐声音，） 爸爸：（音乐声停，画外音）喂，小玉啊！ 学生2：奶奶，通啦！„„喂，爸爸！ 爸爸：（画外音）喂，小玉啊，有事吗？
学生2：爸爸，奶奶想你啦，要给你说话，（随着把电话给奶奶，） 奶奶：大明，你们这久身体好不好，工作好不好。
爸爸：（画外音，饱含深情地）妈！„，我们在外身体很好的，工作也不错，我现在正在北京50层楼上施工呢。
奶奶：有50层楼啊，这么高啊。
爸爸：妈，这不算高啊，现在正建的还有一栋有70多层啊。
2 奶奶：哇塞，吓死我啦，大明，在房顶上面肯定头会晕，你要注意哈。你媳妇找到工作没有？
爸爸：（画外音）找到了，在一家大公司做保洁员，收入还不错。
奶奶：大明，今年我的腿疼得很老火，这两个孩子，我照顾不到了，你们回来带他们吧。
爸爸：（画外音）妈，我真的不能来啊，我虽然没有很高的文化，但是我学得一门技术，在这是很好找钱的，我再做几年工，挣多一些的钱,也好让你享享福.奶奶：哎哟,我不要享什么福了.要不你们回来，把孩子带到你们那点去吧。我年纪大了.真的照顾不了他们啦。
爸爸：画外音（有些无奈）:那„好吧！我接他们来！
（三个人相依相偎）画外音女：奶奶是72岁高龄的老人，她走过了不少的风风雨雨，他是由贫穷走过来的，经受的苦难和煎熬的日子是我们新世纪的人难于想象的，他们没有见过的，我们见过了，他们没有吃过的，我们得吃了，我们是很幸福的一代，而奶奶年岁大了，腰疼了，腿痛了，确实没有力气照顾孙子.尽管她十分舍不得孩子的离去，（小强、小玉起身向左侧依依不舍地走去，奶奶看着孙子的离去，表现出很失望的样子，慢慢地转入了幕后，撤道具）也没有办法,自己悄悄地流下了眼泪。她儿子为了养家糊口，只能把孩子接到北京去，给孩子入了学，可是没有多长时间，城里的学生开始对小强和小玉的歧视。
（学生
3、4出场，高高在上的样子，有意识地去撞、碰和踩小强和小玉,而小强和小玉很怯生，唯唯诺诺的样子）
学生3：今天，我们戏弄一下这两个农村娃， 学生4：好哇! 学生3：小强，你穿着这样破旧的衣服啊，手上还有老茧呢，我们还不知道
3 你是哪里人呢？说说吧！
学生4：对，哪里人啊？你们那里有故宫吗？来这儿之前你见过汽车、飞机没有？
学生1：我是贵州的。
学生4：（表现出看不起的感觉，并用蔑视的眼光说出：贵州）贵州？什么个地方啊？是不是书上说的还到处是猿猴野鹿子的地方呢？
（小强感到有些羞愧）
学生4：噢！小玉，你爸爸是干什么的， 学生2：是打工的
学生3：（表现出瞧不起的感觉）那你们是打工仔的孩子啦，
（小玉更不是滋味，更害羞）
学生4：小玉，你妈妈是做什么的， 学生2：我妈妈是保洁员， 学生3：那就是清洁工啊，
（学生
3、4哈哈大笑。并很傲气地、大摇大摆的在教室走来走去，一会儿发现老师在门前，就在那立正站好）
老师：（老师发现学生的表现，就在教室门前站了一会儿，看清教室的一幕幕,才走进了教室。深情地说）农民工的子弟——（手指着小强和小玉）他们。(播放音乐)衣着朴素、外表平平，他们不会弹钢琴，他们不是领导的孩子，然而他们的父亲正为我们北京70层高楼流淌着农民工幸勤的汗水，当你走进舒适的卧室、坐在软绵绵的沙发上时，你是否会想到还在烈日下流着汗水的农民工呢，在中国最边远的山区——贵州，小学生的学习、生活条件是很艰苦的，可是，他们的成绩是可喜的。纵观历史，在贵州，走出了不少的名人，比如：政治家王若飞；贵州明星阿幼朵，奥运会拳击冠军邹市明等，贵州，真是人才辈出啊。如今，贵州
4 边远山区还种上了大棚蔬菜，推进新农村建设。今年，贵州旱情、火情严重，政府给受灾人民送去水和物资。然而长期的生活还得靠他们自己，他们老到七八十岁的老人，小到四五岁的幼儿，组成了一个背水队，要到几公里外去背水，最终也挺过了难关，贵州人的精神可佳啊！同学们，我们生活在这样繁荣、富强、和谐、稳定的祖国怀抱里，我们大家是幸福的一代，我们也要创建和谐的校园、和谐的班级，同学们，请你们听听农民工子弟的心里话吧。
(播放录音）（经过听了老师的讲解和农民工子弟的部分心里话，北京的学生感觉到自己内心有愧于农民工子弟，于是主动与农民工子弟手拉着手转圈，左走四步，右走四步，跳起来）
要问我是谁，过去，我总不愿回答，因为我怕，我怕城里的孩子笑话，我们的校园很小，放不下一个鞍马，我们的校舍简陋，还经常搬家，我们的教室很暗，灯光只有几瓦，我们的桌椅很旧，坐上去吱吱呀呀，但是，我们作业工整，我们的成绩不差，要问我此刻最想说什么，我爱我的妈妈，我爱我的爸爸，因为是妈妈把城市的马路越扫越宽，因为是爸爸建起了新世纪的高楼大厦，北京的2008，也是我们的2008，老师把她谱成了歌，同学把她画成了画，作文课上，我们写下了这样的话，别人与我比父母，我和别人比明天，打工子弟和城里的小朋友一样，都是中国的娃娃，都是祖国的花。（当念到“花”字时，学生双手上举）（录音引自2007春晚）
老师：谢谢， 老师和学生：谢谢！ 【幕落】
2010年5月22日
第20篇：小品剧本
小品剧本--老两口办卡
小品剧本--老两口办卡
老头：哦，老婆子，走快些嘛……
老婆：死老汉，你是蹿甚哩（掸衣、收拾动作），咋，走
老头：咋，走
（信天游，以秧歌步模拟走路状）
老婆：蓝个英英天上好范文版权所有
老头：太呀么太阳红
老婆：老两口喜洋洋的
老头：出呀出了门
老婆：（白）老头子
老头：（白）哦
老婆：（白）咱干什么去呀？
老头：（白）咱敢是到建行去取钱去呀嘛
合唱：哎哎哎咳吆，咱们两口走快些伊而呀儿吆
（对白）
老头：老婆子，才说到建行里取钱去呀，咱取钱干什么呀嘛？
老婆：死老汉，咋给忘拉？咱取钱去北京串哩嘛
老头：哦，恩，老婆子，我听说人家建行能办什么卡了嘛，出门直接带卡就能行哩，不用拿现钱。
老婆：我才不相信哩，出门不带钱咋能弄成事哩嘛。
老头：你看，你看，我说你还不相信哩，哦，到建行拉，咱问问人家再说。
老婆：咱问问。
（做进门状，四顾）
建行员工甲、乙站起：你好！
（老头老婆笑眯眯的）
老婆：哦，女娃们好！
建行员工甲：大爷，大娘，你们需要办什么业务？
（老婆戳老头上前）
老头：哦，娃娃，我们取两万块钱。
老婆：（拉开老头，上前）娃娃，给我取成大钱哦，我们要到北京串去哩。
建行员工甲：哦，大爷大娘，出门旅游带现金不安全，我建议您办张储蓄卡，既安全又方便，建行任何网点都能取钱！
老头：咋看，咋看，我说你还不相信哩，就是能办卡哩嘛。
老婆：女娃娃，你说这卡真的管用？
建行员工甲：是啊，建设银行卡在手
建行员工乙：轻松旅游不用愁
建行员工甲：全国建行都联网
建行员工乙：异地网点能取款
建行员工甲：能通存，能通兑
建行员工乙：pos机上能消费
老婆：什么机？
建行员工乙：pos机，就是……
老头：憨婆姨，包子机你不知道？包子机就是包包子的机器嘛，比手工包的包子皮薄馅多。
建行员工甲：不是包子机，大爷，是pos机，就是消费终端的意思。你去商场买东西、饭店吃饭可以直接用卡来结帐。
老婆：（羞老头）不懂装懂，女子，那你们下班拉，我想用钱咋办？
建行员工乙：就算半夜十二点，照样也能取成款，atm机，日夜不休息，随时随地效劳你。
老婆：（吃惊后退）爱亲爱摸机？哎哟哟，死老头子，那不是耍流氓哩嘛？……
老头：（上前挡在老婆身前）你这女娃娃，年轻轻的，咋不学好哩嘛。
建行员工乙：哈哈，大爷大娘，不是爱亲爱摸机，那是atm机，就是自动取款机，一天到晚不休息，储蓄卡，放进去，密码一输，哗哗哗的，就吐人民币。
（老头用手抚老婆胸口，做安抚壮，两人齐声）：早说嘛，看把人给怕的。
建行员工甲：大爷，大娘，除了取款安全方便，储蓄卡还有代收代付的功能呢。
建行员工甲：电话费、房租费，
建行员工乙：还有水费和电费，
合：卡能帮你来交费。
建行员工甲：这些功能还不算
建行员工乙：卡能帮你还贷款
建行员工甲：要住房，找建行，
建行员工乙：想买车，找建行
合：建行帮你圆梦想，用卡还贷不用忙
老婆：这储蓄卡真的那么方便啊！？
建行员工甲：是啊，大娘，储蓄卡还可以为客户办理证券和资金结算等业务呢。
建行员工乙：大爷大娘，出门旅游带现金不安全，我建议你们办张储蓄卡吧？
老头：哎，老婆子，我看这卡好，咱办一张，哦？
老婆：吆，慢着，我还不放心。
老头：你看你这憨婆姨，人家女子给咱说了半天拉，用卡就是方便嘛，咱办一张算拉。
老婆：吆，鬼老汉，你敢不是看人家女子长的俊就动歪心思了吧？我就是不放心嘛。
老头：恩，我把你这憨婆姨，（回顾一建行员工，气势汹汹的说）咱们家谁说了算？
老婆（手往腰里一插）：你说谁说了算。
老头：恩……（手里烟锅一扬，做打壮，老婆挺了挺腰干，眉眼之间充满挑衅，老汉软了下来，讨好的说），你说了算……
建行员好范文版
权所有工甲：大爷、大娘别吵，不放心我们的话，门口就有atm机，我可以用我的卡示范一下给您看。
（建行员工甲在atm机，进行操作，取出了100元钱）
老头：快看，出来拉，出来拉。
老婆：真的，出来钱拉。
建行员工乙：您看，还有计算机打印的回执，这上面写着呢，本次取款100元。
老头：这下相信拉吧？
老婆：相信拉，相信拉。哈哈哈哈，我老婆子算是开眼拉，还是建行好啊，老头子,咱办一张。
老头：好，办！
建行员工甲：请出示您的身份证件，填写申请表（老头做填写表格动作，将表交员工，建行员工甲、乙做办理业务动作）
老婆：老头子，你说不会把咱这钱给弄没有了吧？
老头：憨婆姨，人家是做什么的嘛！
建行员工乙：大爷，请您签字确认。
建行员工甲：这是您的储蓄卡，大娘，您保管好。
老婆：（老婆接过卡，照来照去）女子，就这一张硬纸片片？我的钱都在里面了？
建行员工乙：是的，大娘，钱都在你的帐户里面了，你出门带这个就可以拉。
老头：老婆子，算看拉，没麻达。
老婆：呀，这就是好嘛，老头子,咱快回走。
老头：忙甚哩，你看这卡也办好拉，咱再转转。
老婆：我给你说实话哩，咱家炕疙崂里我还藏着2万块钱哩，咱回去拿来，都存到建行。
老头：恩，我把你这老婆子，给我还藏后路哩？！咋，走。
建行员工甲乙：再见，您慢走！
老婆：老头子，站住！
老头:又咋拉？
老婆：谢幕！（四人起，谢幕。）
