焦仲卿johnny (j ) 刘兰芝lunch (l) 焦母johnny’s mother (j m ) 刘母lunch’s mother (l m) 太守之子mayor’on (m s f) 强盗burglars (a b and c)
prologue 序幕
(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪) j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my wife is wusong.译:人人都说我怕老婆,实际上我是老虎,(小声)我妻子是武松。
(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you! 译:我才不怕你呢!
(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care.i only want she to be tender than me.but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell! 译:谁怕谁啊!在邻里中,我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些,但是她却不懂温柔!有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j) my god! who can help me?(下) 译:我的天!谁来救救我啊?
act1 第一幕
(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状) jm(拄拐棍上):i can! (对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you? l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ,mum? jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?
jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so lazy…… l:but……
jm:never interrupt me! l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all daylong,cooking and washing.i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……
jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson! l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son.i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下) act2 (lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上) l:mum, i’m back! lm:you are back?why?what happened? l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen to me.look at yourself…… l:but,mum…… lm:never interrupt me! l:mum,i’m not interrupting you.i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and i’ll marry whomever you want me to.lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said:“if your daughter haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go and tell him.(下) l(惊愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的锅 铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下) act3 (j睡眼惺忪上) j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks? (走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty! (突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙)this is what lunch always wears! i mi her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.jm(上):where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet? j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone! jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is susele.lunch is an ice girl,go and take her back! j(立正敬礼):yes madam! act4 (j开心地走着,忽然跳出来三个强盗) a:hey you!stop and listen to us! the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上) b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上) c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头,但踩到了a的脚) ab&c:give us all your money! j(搜遍了每一个口袋,掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough? (三强盗晕倒状,接着三人聚在一边商量) a:what bad luck! this guy is broken! b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight! c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry mi liulanzhi next month.we can go and rob the wedding! a&b:good idea! j(惊讶):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impoible! ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple! j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet! (突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou? i’ll go with you.you take the money and i take the bride.b:have you got any experience? j:no.but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票,上书$1,000,000) act5 (转眼已到了婚礼之期.ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上,j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台) (j和三强盗跃至台中) abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us! a:the road is built by me! b:and i planted one tree.c:if you want to go by this street--- j:give us all your money! (l听到j的声音,掀起了盖头) l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后) (ms大怒,挥拳向j打来.j矮身一躲,ms打中了j身后的l,l晕倒) j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!(挥拳向ms冲去) (j与ms混战,jm上,以拐杖击晕ms) (j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前) j(扶起l,关切地问):honey, how are you? l(哭状):i hurt a lot! j:don’t cry baby.i’ll go and fetch the medicine.(下) l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)
题目:唐伯虎点秋香剧情: 三花痴在街上游走。 花痴1:it is so boring ! 花痴2:yes, it is ! 花痴3:we have nothing to do ! 花痴1:look, the four are there! 四大才子出场 花痴2:!it is them !it is them!it is really them! 花痴3:how handsome they are !how charming they are !I am dizzying! 尖叫!四大才子秀舞。 祝枝山:I am the most handsome man in the world,and I have as much money as mouation! 文征明:I am so attractive that each girl will fall in love with me at the first sight!(抛媚眼) 尖叫声不断 徐峥卿:I am so charming that no one can compare with me ! 唐伯虎:Do you love me ? have you heard my name before? Tangbo hu is me !(尖叫
。。。。。) 文征明: Hi ,guy !today all of us are in a good mood! how about trying some English tounge twist! 祝枝山:Good idea ! brother wen ,you first please!绕口令 Peter pepper picked up a peck of pickled peppers .Did peter pepper pick up a peck of pickled peppers.If peter picked up a peck of pickled peppers ,Where is the peck of pickled peppers peter pepper picked up!(乱成一团) 唐伯虎:haha 突然大笑) 三人: Is that so funny ? 文征明: Why do you so happy today ,bohu ! 唐伯虎:Because madam hua have promised me to marry qiu xiang .(做可爱状) Ha Ha.However ,I will try my best to get her . 祝枝山:since you have made up you mind, we will use our wisdom to help you !四人信心满满一起 去了华府。 华文挡在前说:,stop! If you can give me the answer to my question ,I will let you go! 祝枝山:haha ,you are scaring us ,we fear nothing !come on come on! 华虎 :listen carefully! There are three gecko on the wall, a gecko accidentally fell down, why then the other two gecko also drop off? 三大才子狂翻书道:why ,why ?(三才子狂翻书,疑惑不解大叫) 唐笑了笑说:Because the back two gecko has won the applause they fell down. 三大才子大笑;ha ha ,go away!
华府内 秋象正在绣闺里打扮,自言自语道:oh ,bo hu ,my honey ,why don”t you come and marry me yet! I love you so much ! I wanna be with you !you are my mr right! 唐伯虎到了内厅:
秋香到:oh ,dear ,you are here now ,I am so happy ! I can marry you now ! 华夫人:Tang Bohu, although I promised you to marry Qiu-xiang , but there are conditions,can you pick out qiuxiang from the 3three rides! (婚礼大堂,3新娘盖着红盖头) 华文:(please refer to the list of rules)the period of the game is that of the burnout of a stick of incense.一、do not cro the yellow line to watch over the bride while playing the game。
二、all the brides-to-be should keep quiet,or you will be pa.三、no help is allowed to touch the clothes or the body of the bride.华夫人:if you can not pick out qiuxiang ,you lose .one of my two sons will marry to qiuxiang ! 唐伯虎:wa ! ,why there are so many brides here! Madam ,you wanna play game with me ,right? 华夫人:Why do you say like that ? 唐伯虎;as a gentleman, for the sake of my conscience,i\'ve been devoted to Qiuxiang ever since,and i will never regret it! Why you have baffled me time and time again?I will take qiuxiang away,who can stop me ! 华夫人:Try it !if you wanna make troubles here ,I will tell empor to kill your whole family!唐伯虎: You old witch ,cold blood! mean !despicable and shamele! 华夫人:You called me a witch? ! Die!(扔东西) 唐伯虎:I returned it to you!(扔回去) 华夫人: OUCH , I can not spare you ! 唐伯虎: Come on ,come on ! 华太师:Stop! Qiuxiang is a member of our family!if you wanna marry her ,you should follow our rules.唐伯虎:Ok ,I will try my best!i won \'t give up until I marry to qiuxiang ! 华夫人;That stick of incense has been put out quickly, 唐伯虎深情款款的念诗:The furthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you Yet you can\'t see my love But when undoubtedly knowing the love from both Yet cannot be together(一准新娘身子动了动) 华文: Times up! 唐伯虎:oh ,I see, ,qiuxiang(掀开准新娘的面具,竟然是石榴姐!) 唐伯虎:oh ,my god !what are you doing ,do you have a knife ! 石榴姐: What is up ? 唐伯虎: I wanna kill myself! 唐伯虎:Let me die ,let me die ….唐伯虎被误刺了一刀 秋香:what is wrong with you ,bohu ?(怒对华府人)you kill him ,I hate you !go out !go out!怀里抱着伯虎:Being with you is like walking on a very clear morning.Take away love, and my life is a tomb.Our Love never dies.I need you just like I need the air to breathe.i can not live without
you ! I will follow you (拔出刀欲自杀发现刀是 可收缩的) 唐伯虎:oh, I still alive ,we can be together now ! 两人相拥跳舞!谢场!
三打白骨精的英文剧本,我演过,相当成功,(人物可删减的) 人物:T唐僧 S:孙悟空 E:猪八戒 J:沙僧B:白骨精 B1:B变成的村姑 B2:B变成的太婆B3:B变化成的老头 N:哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出,递给S) S: Look,master (凑近T)………(T、S一齐转向E) T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm! T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看) E: This is…..? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走) T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人,望着)Can I join you? T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King! T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) S: (回来,看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) B1: (倒)Ah…… T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) S: Oh,please don’t…… T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲,走音离谱) S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头) T: (呛住,咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you! B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a leon!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑,B2想看后面是什么,T挡) S: (咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后,S打,不想打到T头,T晕,S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T) J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3) B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打) T: (想阻止,未及)You,you.....(险些晕,E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!! S: (悲,离去)(音乐,营造 “假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch! Don\'t mention that guy any more! B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: (惊)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗,被击退) B: (抓住T)I\'ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后,打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey! J: Our hero is back! T: I,I can\'t understand......What happened?S : Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out? : (沉默).......Monkey\'s intuition(直觉) N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal? S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I\'ve called the police.N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B) T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I\'m sorry(小声) S: What? T: I\'m sorry.S: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音乐响)《敢问路在何方》(这个放伴奏) T: Let\'s go guys!( 歌) S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.