Three Times’ Beating Monster
唐僧: Emitofo , do you know where we are now? 孙悟空: Bajie , map! 猪八戒: (摸出，递给S) 孙悟空: Look,master (凑近T)„„„（T、S一齐转向E）
唐僧: Bajie!How many times I have told you not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! 猪八戒: Oh,master! Forgive me(伸手拿回) 唐僧: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west 猪八戒: But„„
唐僧: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? 猪八戒: (递)Here.Em„„ we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.孙悟空: Fat Pig! 猪八戒: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will„„„. 孙悟空: You will what(凶相)? 猪八戒: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).孙悟空: Hm! 唐僧:（轻咳）Wukong, factually, I am a bit hungry.Could you go to get me some food? 猪八戒: You see , master is hungry, too! 唐僧: Baijie !Don’ t forget who ate my last meal! 沙僧: But master, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away„.. 唐僧: Emm„„.It is a problem .Wukong, do you have any idea? 孙悟空: No problem!(安装)（白骨精已躲在一旁偷看） 猪八戒: This is„..?
孙悟空: Electric net !I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it! 唐僧: Em„„Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! 孙悟空: Bye! (走) 唐僧: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
白骨精: Hm!Hm! Electric net ?You are too childish.(变成B1) 白骨精变成的村姑: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? 唐僧: I’m sorry, lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.白骨精变成的村姑: (在一旁观看)Oh, Chance! Bomb! 唐僧: Bomb ? (打出) 白骨精变成的村姑: Double King! 唐僧: Oh„.I win! Em„„,Lady, you are a master-hand.Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) 孙悟空: (回来，看见B1)Oh, monster!(上前就打) 白骨精变成的村姑: （倒)Ah„„
唐僧: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! 孙悟空: She is a monster! 唐僧: Nonsense! (深呼吸) 孙悟空: Oh, please don’t„„
唐僧:It’s too late!(唱)Once more„„you open the door„(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) 孙悟空: Please, Please, oh, no„„(痛苦抱头) 唐僧：( 呛住，咳)Wukong, I ’m disappointed with you! 白骨精: (真身出现)Hm! Sun Wukong , I’ll teach you a leon!(变成太婆) 白骨精变成的太婆:Hello, have you seen my daughter? 唐僧: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No, sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) 孙悟空: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) 猪八戒&沙僧: Are you Ok, master?(扶T) 沙僧: Look,(伸食指)how many? 唐僧:Two„..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3) 白骨精变化成的老头: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh„.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) 孙悟空: I’ll kill you, monster!(打) 唐僧: （想阻止，未及）You ,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! 孙悟空: No, they are not human beings! They are created by monster! 唐僧: Monster ? You are a real monster! Never let me see you, go!! 孙悟空: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 猪八戒: Master, brother Monkey is.......唐僧: Scratch! Don\'t mention that guy anymore ! 白骨精: (出现) Ha ,ha, ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) 唐僧: （惊）You are......白骨精: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退) 白骨精: (抓住唐僧)I\'ll enjoy your meat and blood, ha ,ha......孙悟空: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.唐僧: Wukong? 猪八戒: Oh, Brother Monkey! 沙僧: Our hero is back! 唐僧: I,I can\'t understand......What happened? 孙悟空: Master, your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! 唐僧: How, how did you find out? 孙悟空: (沉默).......Monkey\'s intuition(直觉) 哪吒: Excuse me, where is the criminal ? 孙悟空; Ah......you are too late , Nezha!(对T)I\'ve called the police.哪吒: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B) 唐僧: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I\'m sorry(小声) 孙悟空: What? 唐僧: I\'m sorry.孙悟空: Em? Louder ,please? 唐僧: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏） 唐僧: Let\'s go guys! ( 歌) 孙悟空: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.猪八戒: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.沙僧: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.唐僧.孙悟空.猪八戒.沙僧: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.唐僧: One after the other the seasons go by ,and one after the other, the year go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.唐僧.孙悟空.猪八戒.沙僧: You wonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......
