三打白骨精
唐僧，悟空，八戒，沙僧，白骨精 【背景音乐；《敢问路在何方》】
八戒：【摸着肚子】Garsh I really have to go on a diet, but I’m so hungry now, master, I don’t want to move anymore.孙悟空:Dead fat pig, only one thing in your mind is to eat! 唐僧：wukong, i’m afraid I have to agree with Bajie, I’m hungry too, could you bring us some food?
沙僧：（本来是准备对师傅说的，后来被师傅的眼神吓得矛头指向了八戒）I can’t believe you, what if monster comes while monkey brother is away? 唐僧：That’s for sure, it’s a big problem.（所有人都齐刷刷地看向悟空）
悟空：Don’t worry about that, I can solve it.（说罢画了一个大圈，指着圈）keep stay within it and nobody can hurt you.Now I’m going to find some food for you, take good care of master! (八戒掏出了一张照片)My sweet heart, I mi you（亲一口）（沙僧走过来说）Who is she? 八戒：She is my wife, madam Gao, you know, I still remembered at that time we used to get up early and take a long walks everyday and do lots of swimming.沙僧：Umm, sounds interesting! So how are things going with you and Ms Gao later? 八戒：Oh, you didn’t know, she and I broke up a couple of years ago, but I mi her a lot, I wish we could get back together again.沙僧：Why not second brother? 八戒：（无奈）Oh you know me, I’m a pig, right? I scared her, she never wanted to see me , again.（夸张） 沙僧：I’m sorry to hear that, I really hope you can.第二幕：妖精出场，故意摔了一跤，把篮子里的食物撒了出来，吸引了八戒、唐僧的注意，八戒一看到美女、食物就想出去扶，被沙僧拦住了。 唐僧：Are you ok, madam? 妖精：I’m fine, thank you, hey, handsome boy, I live in way-out-of the country and now I’m going to take a meal to my husband, he is working nearby.I gue you’re all hungry, I have some tasty snails, have you ever eaten snails? 唐僧：No, I haven’t.妖精：They are delicious, I had them last time, like to try some?（抛媚眼） 唐僧：No thanks.妖精：Like to try some handsome pig?（抛媚眼） 八戒：Do you mean it? I’d love to.（这时候，悟空来了） 悟空：Monster, frozen!（一棒将妖精打死） 唐僧不敢置信地看着悟空
唐僧：Oh mgd! I hope you don’t do it again!（说完继续赶路，悟空又继续去找食物）
八戒：I’m too tired, could we take a bus?这时突然出现一个颤颤巍巍的老妇人，前来搭讪
妖精：Of course you can, it’s very convenient for you.唐僧：why is there never a bus when you want one? ………（妖精跟唐僧的对话一直到and fewer cars……） 八戒：Say, is that our bus coming? 唐僧：。。。。。。full.（我省略了。）
妖精：I have a blue Honda, I can give you a lift, come on!（拉着唐僧就走）
悟空：It’s you again! Monster.（一棒打死）
唐僧：Oh MGD, oh MGD, you have killed two people, get out of my face now! I no longer want to see you again! 悟空：My dear master, you misunderstood me, ok, I’ll go and never come back.【背景音乐：《心碎》】
八戒：I ‘ll tell you what, monkey brother has gone, me too.唐僧：All of you can go, get out of here! 沙僧：master， I’m here, I’ll protect you!（摆出各种姿势） 妖精出现，非常高兴地逼近唐僧，并且说：“ you never thought about the madam, the old lady, both of them are me!这时沙僧说；don’t hurt my mater!说完扑向妖怪，还没靠近她，就已经被她给打晕了。于是唐僧给抓走了。 第三幕：【背景音乐《猪八戒背媳妇》】
猪八戒背着他的“媳妇”（实际上是孙悟空变的）， ：Long time no seen my dear darling, but I gue you put on weight right? I can’t bear your weight now.悟空：Really? Idiot！haha Look at me, who am i?（拿出金箍棒）
八戒：Monkey brother, why are you here?（几乎要哭出来了）my dear Ms Gao,,,,,, 悟空：I pretend leave so that make master get to know the truth let’s get together to save our master.唐僧这时和沙僧被绑在妖精洞里，知道自己错怪悟空了，对沙僧说：I’m so sorry, it’s all my fault!【背景音乐《你快回来》】
悟空：I’m coming! This time you have no chance to escape,一声尖叫，被悟空打死了）
唐僧激动悔恨得热泪盈眶，深情地叫了一声——悟空。。与此同时，八戒冷不丁地站在他们中间，哭丧着脸说了一句：Where are you my dear lady? I need you>>>over!【背景音乐《敢问路在何方》响起】
