I can wear stylish outfits in summer such as short-sleeve blouse matched with jean skirt, which is a girl’s delight.
Summer is a season for girls.
I can never be irritated by the scorching sun.Because it spreads paion and love to everyone,
even thought it’s a bit too much.No one can ever feel left out because everyone has a burning soul.
In fact, I think the sun is rather compatible.Summer is a season for unsocial people, only summer can light them up!
The main reason why I like summer is because it has embedded my sweet memories.I can still remember all the good time we had in summer as a child.
We had a picnic on the little hillside.We were running and chasing up and down,pouring water at each other.We giggled and laughed just like little angels in heaven.We never had to think about our scores nor homework, and mainly, the meaning of life.Summer is such a simple season.
But today, I’m still standing on the same hillside I used to be.But I can’t see any shadows of my dearest friends.
I’m still eating the same food for picnic I used to eat.But it tastes quite different.Oh I mi my childhood.I mi the good mood and the happy faces.I mi the summer in my childhood.
Nothing is much the same, except my affection for summer.Summer is as season for growing people.
Here I am, wearing fashionable outfits with a heart full of love.
I’ll save my memories in the bottom of my heart and expect a whole new summer!I know it, summer is just the right season for me, and it will be forever.我可以在夏天穿，如短袖和牛仔裙，这是一个女孩的喜悦匹配衬衫时尚服装。
夏季是一个女孩的季节。
我永远不能被激怒的灼人的太阳。因为它的热情和爱心传播到每个人，
甚至认为这是一个有点儿吃不消。没有人能感受到，因为每个人都有燃烧的灵魂。
事实上，我认为太阳是相当兼容。夏天是一个不合群的人季节，只有夏季可以根据他们了！主要原因，我喜欢夏天，是因为它具有嵌入式我的美好回忆。
我还记得所有的好时机，我们在夏天的一个孩子。
我们有一个小山坡上野餐。我们跑，追逐上下，
泼在对方的水。我们咯咯笑，就像天上的小天使笑了起来。
我们从来没有考虑到我们的成绩也不功课，主要是生命的意义。
夏天是这样一个简单的赛季。
但今天，我仍然站在同一山坡我曾经是。但我看不到我最亲爱的朋友们的任何阴影。我还是吃了野餐我过去吃同样的食物。但味道完全不同。
噢，我想念我的童年。我错过了好心情和幸福的笑脸。我错过夏天我的童年。
没有什么是大致相同，但我对夏天的感情。夏季是人民日益增长的季节。
我在这里，穿着时尚的服装与心充满了爱。
我要留在心底的记忆，并期待着全新的夏天！
我知道，夏天只是适合我的赛季，这将是永远。
sobranieee 寿百年 艾西
///MY FAVORITE SEASON
i like sunshine,i like hot ,so i\'m full in love with summer among all the four seasons.in summer ,i can wear my favorite T-shirt ,skirt macthed with cap,so summer is a season for girls.
the main reason why i like summer is because it has my sweet momeries ,
i can still remember all the good time we had in summer as a child ,we had a picnic on the little hillside,we were
runing laughing without thinking about our scores and homework ,summer is such a simple season
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///PATIENT
Life isn\'t fair all the time, maybe that\'s why it\'s full of charm and challenge.Not all of people who work hard can achieve their goals.The reasons of this are complicated.
But among all the reasons, lack of patience is a major reason.I mean, it’s not different for
you to work hard for a short period like several months or even one or two years, but how about ten years?
If you get nothing after working hard for several years, will you still keep your original faith?
As a young man, I realized that I should be patient.Because, in the future all what I have done will come
back to me, which can lead me to achieve my dreams.So do not be bothered by your temporary lo, just focus on your job or study.
Here is my favorite saying, just sharing with my friends.
Stay Hungry.Stay Foolish.
Succe will come to those that are patient.Patience is the ability to endure waiting or delay.
Having patience is the ability to be calm in the face of adversity.
Without patience and commitment you run the risk of giving up on relationships and succe,
because good things usually do not come right away.
Having patience is also good for your health.When you start to reduce the stre in your
life you can live a longer and happier life.Impatience only makes thing worse.With patience
and commitment you will never give up on your goals.When you utilize these virtues you will achieve
succe in everything you do, its all a matter of time.Just be patient, your succe is coming.
It is very true that succe derives from persistence, for which there are several reasons.Firstly, no accomplishment can be achieved in a short time, and succe asks for continuous industrious work and efforts.Secondly, when one is able to insist in stepping towards achievement, he must believe what he dedicates to.This belief is the source of persistence that paves the way to succe.Thirdly, just as the saying goes, “Rome was not built in one day”, succe is founded on the basis of patient pursuit that can never be impeded by temporary failures.
///FRIENDSHIP
Friendship is indispensable to people\'s life.A man without friends is an angel without wings,
whose life will suffer in the long tolerance of loneline and depreion.Friendship is the mother of our psyche,
who\'ll warm her kid when hurt occurs.We have much to share with our friends in life, perplexity, excitement, bitterne etc.
Alas, it\'s magnificent to maintain a genuine friendship.
It takes many special qualities to make a friend.Understanding should come first.Only when we get a better understanding
of each other can we gain an authentic and meaningful friendship.We may find our hobbies of common interests.This feeling of
affinity gets us closer and closer.
It also takes a special kind of love that seems to know no end.Never hesitate to show your heartfelt care and kindne to
your friend when he/she is in trouble.Love is not selfish.Love is endowed by God that we should treasure all our life.
Tolerance is the third eential part in friendship.We are absolutely different persons.This individual distinction may
cause conflict between us in every aspect of our life.Don\'t immerse ourself in this infliction too long.Try to tolerant his/her
in an introspective mood.Saints are not perfect, let alone those ordinary people like us.Afterwards, we should get a good communication.
Never shy to confe.
Understanding, love and tolerance are the first three eences that comes to an authentic friendship.Other qualities are also
concerned such as thoughtfulne, trust and patience.Remember, friendship is your psyche\'s guard, treasure it
Man’s life is a proce of growing up
Man’s life is a proce of growing up, actually I’m standing here is a growth.If a person’s life must constituted by various choices, then I grow up along with these choices.Once I hope I can study in a college in future, however that’s paed, as you know I come here, now I wonder what the future what will happen to me.
When I come to this school, I told to myself: this my near future, all starts here.Following I will learn to become a integrated man, who has a fine body, can take on important task, has independent thought, an open mind, intensive thought, has the ability to judge right and wrong, has a perfect job.
Once my teacher said :” you are not sewing, you are stylist; never forget which you should lay out to people is your thought, not craft.” I will put my personality with my interest and ability into my study, during these proce I will combine learning with doing.If I can achieve this “future”, I think that I really grow up.And I deeply believe kindred, good-fellowship and love will perfection and happy in the future.
How to say future? Maybe it’s a nice wish.Lets make up our minds, stick to it and surely well enjoy our life.
32．某人在精神病院实习，忽一神经病患者手持一把菜刀向他追来，这人转头就跑，直到跑到一条死胡同，心想这下完了，那个病人说：给你刀，该你追我了。
33．空姐劝乘客系安全带 “上次飞机迫降没系安全带的都摔的血肉模糊。” 问：“那系了安全带的那？？” 答：“没事，都坐的好好的，跟活人一样。”
34．某学校新建一雕塑---少女左手捧书右手举一白鸽。校领导向校内学生公开召集名字。一时间回复络绎不绝，其中一名呼声最高：读书顶个鸟用！
35．太阳给草打电话 太阳：喂，草你吗？我日。 草：我草，你谁啊？ 太阳：我日啊 草：我草，你到底谁啊 太阳：我日啊，你草吧 草：TMD，你到底是谁啊，我草 太阳：我日，我日啊 草：我草。 太阳的妈妈抢过电话：草，我日他妈，草你妈好吗？
36．男女朋友一起去逛街， 女朋友：哎哟，脚好酸哦。 男朋友很紧张：怎么了？是不是踩到柠檬了？
37．小熊问小白兔:\"你掉毛吗?\"小白兔说:\"不掉\",小熊又问:\"你真的掉毛吗?\"小白兔说:\"真的不掉\",于是小熊拿小白兔擦屁股.
38．小白兔到面包店里：老板，有一百个小面包吗？老板：没有。 第二天小白兔又来了：老板，有一百个小面包吗？老板：不好意思，没有。 第三天小白兔一进门：老板，有一百个小面包吗？老板：真是太不好意思了，还是没有。 第四天小白兔蹦蹦跳跳就来了：老板，有一百个小面包吗？老板：太好了！今天有一百个小面包~！ 小白兔：太好了！给我来两个！
39．父子二人坐公交车。 儿子：爸爸，什么时候到啊？ 父亲：停了就到了。 儿子：什么时候停啊？ 父亲：到了就停了。
40.有一个人和一只老虎被分别绑在两颗大树上，绑老虎的绳子下面有一棵蜡烛 ，就快把绳子烧断了，如果绳子被烧断，老虎就会把人吃掉，结果人说了一句话，就没被老虎吃掉 他说“happy birthday！！”老虎就把蜡烛吹灭了．．．
41． 狼刚失恋，觅食时路过一间小屋，听到一男人教训自己的孩子：“再哭，就把你扔出去 喂狼小孩在屋里哭了一夜，狼在外面守了一夜，早上起来，狼哽咽得说：男人，男人都是骗子！！！
42.女孩问男友\"你到底喜欢我哪一点啊\" 男友被缠得没办法\"我我我我喜欢你离我远一点\"
43.第一天，小白兔去河边钓鱼，什么也没钓到，回家了。 第二天，小白兔又去河边钓鱼，还是什么也没钓到，回家了。 第三天，小白兔刚到河边，一条大鱼从河里跳出来，冲着小白兔大叫： 你他妈的要是再敢用胡箩卜当鱼饵，我就扁死你！
44.某君第一次坐飞机,恐惧,不敢睁眼,15分钟后睁眼,往窗外看,大叫:\"哎呀,飞的真高,人都象蚂蚁一样.!\" 邻坐道:\"那就是蚂蚁,飞机还没起飞.\"
45.女友发短信给我：“我们还是分手吧！” 过一会，我又收到：“对不起，发错了！！”
46.三毛去发型屋做发型，对发型师说：给我编个麻花辫。发型师不小心弄掉了三毛的一根头发。三毛叹口气说：那来个中分好拉。可是发型师不小心又弄掉了根。三毛一看火了：你丫的想让我披头散发？
47.从前有一颗软糖，在街上走了很久，突然说：我的脚好软哦
48.男: 你喜欢我吗? 女: 你猜.男: 喜欢! 女: 你再猜.
49.某精神病人在写东西,医生问:\"写什么呢?\" \"写信.\" \"写给谁?\" \"我啊.\" \"写的什么呀?\" \"白痴,我还没收到怎么知道!?\"
50.一边......一边......小朋友: 他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子.老师批语: 他到底是要脱啊?还是要穿啊? 题目：其中 小朋友：我的其中一只左脚受伤了。 老师批语：你是蜈蚣吗？ 题目：陆陆续续 小朋友：下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。 老师批语：你到底有几个爸爸呀？ 题目：难过 小朋友：我家门前有条水沟很难过。 老师批语：老师更难过 题目：又又 小朋友：我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。 老师批语：你的妈妈 是变形金钢吗？ 题目:你看 小朋友:你看什么看!没看过啊 ? 老师评语: 不要太拽了 题目:欣欣向荣 小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白.老师评语:连续剧不要看太多了! 题目 : 好吃 小朋友写: 好吃个屁.老师:.........题目: 天真 小朋友写: 今天真热.老师评语: 你真天真 题目: 果然 小朋友说: 昨天我吃水果.然后喝凉水 老师评语:是词组,不能分开的 题目:先......再......例题 :先吃饭,再洗澡.小朋友:先生,再见! 老师评语:..........题目：况且 小朋友：一列火车经过，况且况且况且况且 老师批语：我死了算了
