Mark: Hi, Jack, how have you been?
Jack: Not very well.
Mark: Why? Looks like you\'re feeling very down! What happened?
Jack: Nothing.
Mark: Come on.For a man who\'s feeling so down, there\'re usually two reasons.Either his career is going downhill, or he has a broken heart.Since you\'re so succeful, it must be the other.
Jack: Well, you\'re right.I just broke up with Jane.
Mark: Oh, I\'m sorry.I thought you two were made for each other.
Jack: Well, you never know.I want to settle down, but she says she wants to pursue her career while she\'s still young.
Mark: Well, you can\'t blame her.It\'s always difficult to choose between career and family.
Jack: Maybe you\'re right.
Mark: Jack, I don\'t know what to say to comfort you, but cheer up! There\'s plenty of fish in the sea and you\'ll find your soul mate, your perfect match!
Jack: Yeah, but it\'s hard to forget her at the moment.You know, we were together for almost five years.It\'s really hard.
Conversation Room FML/ 糗事一箩筐
1).Today, my girlfriend opened my refrigerator and began her standard moan: \"You\'re a pig, you never clean up.Look at that egg, it makes me want to throw up, it\'s gone black, it’s covered in fuzz, IT\'S GOT HAIR ON IT!\" I got up to check it out.It was a Kiwi fruit.
2).Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obseed with cutting my nails.She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed.She claims it will keep us together longer.
3).Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M.to tell me our dog was running down the street.I ran for an hour, chasing after her.Turns out it was our new neighbor’s dog.Ours was in our basement.
4).Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crowalk, so I jumped off my bike to help.As I helped him acro, the light turned green.I then watched acro a 6-lane street as someone stole my bike.
3.Tongue Twister: Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, \'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.单词：picky, people, pick, peter pan, peanut.
用不同的方式表达一个意思：
Example：She doesn’t like broccoli.
1.I don’t think she will be happy with broccoli.
2.Broccoli just isn’t her thing.
3.She likes everything but broccoli.
4.Broccoli would be the last thing she eats.
5.Don’t count on it, she won’t eat broccoli.
6.She is not very fond of broccoli.
7.Broccoli doesn’t seem to interest her at all.
8.She’s sick of broccoli.
Marie: Is that a spot on your uniform ,Robbie?
Robbie: Oh,this,that`s just a little something that the Lieutenant pinned on a particularly deserving officer at roll call this morning.
Frank: What did you get?like a condemnation?
Robbie: Commendation,Dad.
Marie: Wu,Let me see.
Robbie: Okay,go easy on it.
Marie: What`s it for…?
Robbie: Perfect attendance.Three years in a row.
Ray: Hey,that`s ,that`s pretty good,Robert,Ok, bye now.
Marie: I am so proud of you,Robbie.
Frank: That`s my boy.always there.
Debra: Hey,Ray,look at this letter,you are up for sportswriter of the year.
Ray: What are you talking about?
Debra: Hey ,look,your newspaper submitted ,and you got nominated.
Marie: Oh,Raymond,that`s marvelous,
Ray : I knew I was submmited,but I didn`t think this would happen,
Robbie: 1095 days of perfect attendance.
Debra: Look,they are goin
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, \"Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow.When the door open, push with your foot.\" \"Why use my elbow and foot?\"
\"Well, gosh,\" was the reply, \"You\'re not coming empty-handed, are you?\"
