第一幕：观音
Goku: Buddha, I’m the one~ he is fake! He is lying! Macaque: I’m the one!!he is the fake Goku! MB: Which of you is the monk Goku~! Macaque: mother, did you remember that you beg the Rulai to let me out of the mount WUXING and give me the miion to protect monk Tang ? Can’t you remember that? Mb: yeah ~ I remember that Goku：Buddha, on the way to the west, you helped me fucked the monsters for times, and, you just mixed the monster with me?! Why are you so confused?! MB:I asked you two again, which of you is Goku ??!! I’m gonna be angry??!!get out of my place…I am really confused.Goku: okay…there must be a way to find the truth…I’ll fuck you till the jade emperor!!!!! MB: Okay Okay…I’ll use my trammels as my last tool to distinguish you two.Macaque: he pretend to be ache，I‘m really hurt.qgh%465&%&#$%fghsdfgsa
第二幕 师徒四人 Goku:SHIFU!! BAJIE!!
Tang:Goku…why you’re here Goku:shifu…
Tang: you still want to kill me? Goku:that’s not me! I didn’t kill anybody~ it’s a monster~ (macaque appears) Macaque:yeah~!! Those people were Killed by the monster!! i’m goku!!
Pig:shifu…let me try! Goku: bajie bajie~come come~!!do you remember that I killed the BAIGU demon…and you come to my palace to beg me to come back.Pig:shifu…………this is my brother monkey…
Macaque:bajie…did you remember that while we are at village Gao…I pretent the mi gao , you carry me on Your back and just like an idiot.Pig:shifu…they are all my brother monkeys Tang:you son of the bitch…2B…@!@!#weaa$5%
第三幕 十八层地狱
Goku: god damn yama ~ get out of the corner and come to your grandpa sun~!
Yama: I’m coming~ mahatma Macaque:I need your Otherworldly life Book! Tell me who the real Goku is!! Yama: mahatma ,hundred years ago, you made ticks on the Otherworldly life Book for all attributes of monkeys .there’s no records to be turn over yet! Small ghost : yama~you’d better invite your Diting to listen which of the two monkeys is the mahatma.Yama:oh~~~absolutely right~ go invite him.Small ghost:aye~ (DITING COMES OUT ) Diting: (listening) I see ,but I won’t say out, power of Buddha immensely.Yama:fuck you!!@12849q6714kqgh%465&%&#$%
