( \"New Day\'s Dawning\" by Saturn Miiles)
For Syd.
(man) Syd.
Yo, sign Syd\'s card.
It\'s for Syd.
Hey, Syd!
Got a little something for you.
What\'s this?
Just a little something. Aw.
Guys.From all of us.
(gasps) Is it a Stanley 22 ounce Antivibe framing hammer? No.
It\'s better than that.It\'s actually something you could use at college.
Come on.
(gasps) (laughs)
I love it.Thanks, you guys.
Just don\'t spend all your time on it, OK?
I know that you have a scholarship to keep up with, but promise us all you\'ll raise hell every now and then!
(all) Yeah! Don\'t worry, Dad.I\'ll smile for my mug shot. Hm.
I\'m gonna mi everybody.
Stu.Be careful with the nail gun.
Big Ron.
Hold me, please.
Oh, all right!
Good hug! Back to work.
OK, you\'re crushing me.
Ow, my collarbone.
(Sydney) Know how people joke about being raised by wolves? I was raised by construction workers.
What have you got? Peanut butter.It\'s so good.
(man wolf whistles) (man 2) Hey, mamacita!
(wolf whistles)
(wolf whistles)
Yeah!
(Sydney) I was only nine when my mom died,
which means my formative years were left up to my dad. Being a plumber did give him a certain unique perspective...
Now, these up here are your, um...
Right.No mushy stuff.
(bus starts up)
your fall pian...
That\'s not right.Uh...
Fallopian.These are your...
Let\'s just call them your lady tubes.All right?
Every month, you...
lay an egg.
Like a chicken.
My dad always did his best.
Understand? But sometimes, a girl just needs her mom.
(Dad) Sydney! Time to get a move on, sweetheart!
Wow.
If your mom was here, she\'d know exactly what to say.
She\'d be so excited you\'re going to her school, gonna join her sorority.
I\'m not in yet, Dad.Girl, you\'re gonna fit into that place like a...
overflow tube in a preure tank.
Come on, Dad.We said no mushy stuff.
Come here.
I love you, Dad.
(Mom) Dear Sydney,
I love you so much. I\'m so sorry I\'m not there to see you off to college.
But since I can\'t be, I\'ve put some of my favorite memories in this box.
Live every moment, Sydney.
Grab every opportunity.
And have fun in everything you do. The friends you meet in college will be your friends for life.
Perhaps you\'ll fill this box with your own memories to pa on to your daughter someday. And know that though I can\'t be there with you now,
I\'m always right by your side every step of the way.
( \"Warning\" by Lil\' Wendy)
Still the fairest of them all.
( \"Fortre\" by Pinback) Well, hello there.Oh, hi.I didn\'t even know anyone was in here.
Oh, that\'s OK.People sometimes don\'t see me.I\'m Dinky.
Oh, no, you\'re not.No, silly, that\'s my name.
Oh, Dinky? That\'s your real name?
Of course not.My real name\'s Demetria Rosemead.
\"Dinky\" it is.Hi, I\'m Sydney White.
Sydney White? The other Kappa legacy?
Daughter of Paul White and Deborah Lee, Kappa pledge cla 1980?
Yeah.(gasps)
I\'m sorry, I feel bad I didn\'t order your background check.
I\'m the other Kappa legacy! Oh, my gosh! This is just so exciting! I should\'ve known they would\'ve roomed us together for rush.
Don\'t get too comfortable.We\'re gonna move to the Kappa house!
Ah! We\'re gonna be sisters!
(squeals)
Yay.We\'re jumping now.
I\'ve been waiting to become a Kappa since I can remember.All the women in my family were Kappa抯.
Look.My momma gave me her when I was five. She even has a little pledge pin.She sure does.
Does she come with a mini Kappa dream house?
Oh...Oh, I wish.
Now, what were you thinking about wearing to the first rush party?
Let me...Let me just show you what I was thinking.
OK.Now,
those...Those are my top five.
Wow.
I don\'t even have a top one.
I might have a skirt in here somewhere.Oh, no.
Did you have a luggage mishap?
No.Well, what about in that bag?
Oh.Oh, this bag.
Oh, wait until you see this!
My comic-book collection.
Oh.My.
Pretty cool, huh?
Yeah, uh, you know what? Why don\'t you just wear something of mine to the first rush party?
Oh, OK.Yeah.That might be best.
You know, this is gonna be fun.I\'ve never really had a lot of girlfriends before.
