10个经典英语笑话(带中文对照).txt如果青春的时光在闲散中度过，那么回忆岁月将是一场凄凉的悲剧。杂草多的地方庄稼少，空话多的地方智慧少。即使路上没有花朵，我仍可以欣赏荒芜。Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt.A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms.Jack finished them and gave them back.\"Anything else?\" The nurse asked.\"Yes,\"Jack thinks for a while and said,\"I\'m a bachelor.\"杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗.一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填.仞杰克填好递上表格\"还有什么漏填的?\"护士问.\"有!\"杰克想了想说,\"我是个单身汉.\"Wife:You see.According to te statistics on thepaper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.Husband:It\'s okey.To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的.\"Excuse me,but the seat you\'ve taken is mine.\"\"Yours?Can you prove it?\"\"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it.\"\"请原谅,你占了我的位置.\"\"你的位置?你能征明这点吗?\"\"能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌.\"One day,Eve asked Adam,\"Doyou really love me?\"Adam said helplely,\"Do I have any other choice?\"一天,夏娃问亚当:\"你当真爱我吗?\"亚当无可奈何地回答:\"我还有的选择吗?\"Always Thirsty\"I had an operation,\" said a man to his friend, \"and the doctor left a sponge in me.\"\"That\"s terrible!\" said the friend.\"Got any pain?\"\"No, but I am always thirsty!\"总感到口渴一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”“真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”A Useful WayFather: Jack, why do you drink so much water?Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.Father: What\"s that got to do with it?Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.一个有效的方法爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀？杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果，爸爸。爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢？杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀。A PresentKate: Mom, do you know what I\"m going to give you for your birthday?Mom: No, Honey, what?Kate: A nice teapot.Mom: But I\"ve got a nice teapot.Kate: No, you haven\"t.I\"ve just dropped it.凯特的礼物凯特：妈妈，你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗？妈妈：不知道，宝贝，是什么呀？凯特：一把漂亮的茶壶。妈妈：可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。凯特：不，你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。The Doctor Knows BetterA man was hit by a cab in the street.He was brought to the hospital.His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: \"I think that he is very ill.\"\"I am afraid that he is dead.\" said the doctor.Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: \"I\"m not dead.I\"m still alive.\"\"Be quiet, \" said the wife.\"the doctor knows better than you!\"医生懂得多一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害。”医生说：“恐怕他已经死了。”听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说：“我没死，我还活着。”妻子说：“安静，医生比你懂得多。”Waste or Save?Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning.Don\"t you know you are wasting time?Jack: Yes, Dad.But I\"ve saved you a meal, haven\" I?浪费还是节约父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗？杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是？Why Is He HowlingDentist: Please stop howling.I haven\"t even touched your tooth yet.Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!他为什么喊牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没碰你的牙呢。病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀！
