GERTIE: What are you going as for Halloween? ELLIOTT: I\'m not going to stupid Halloween.MIKE: Why don\'t you go as a goblin? ELLIOTT: Shut up.
MARY: (CHUCKLES) It\'s not that we don\'t believe you, honey.ELLIOTT: Well, it was real.I swear.MARY: What are you going as, Gert? GERTIE: I\'m going as a cowgirl.ELLIOTT: So what else is new? MIKE: Maybe it was an iguana. ELLIOTT: It was no iguana.MIKE: Maybe a...A...You know how they say there are alligators in the sewers? GERTIE: Alligators in the sewers.MARY: All we\'re trying to say is, maybe you just probably imagined it.ELLIOTT: I couldn\'t have imagined it.
MIKE: Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something. GERTIE: A deformed kid.MIKE: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun.
ELLIOTT: It was nothing like that, penis breath! MARY: Elliott! Sit down.ELLIOTT: Dad would believe me.MARY: Maybe you ought to call your father and tell him about it.ELLIOTT: I can\'t.He\'s in Mexico with Sally.GERTIE: Where\'s Mexico? MARY: Excuse me.MIKE: (WHISPERING) I\'m going to kill you.MARY: (SHAKILY) If you ever see it again, whatever it is, don\'t touch it.Just call me.And we\'ll have somebody come and take it away.GERTIE: Like the dogcatcher?
ELLIOTT: They\'ll give it a lobotomy or do experiments on it or something.MARY: It\'s your turn to do the dishes, fellas.ELLIOTT: I set and cleared.I set and cleared.MIKE: I did breakfast. GERTIE: I did breakfast.MIKE: What\'s the matter, Mom? MARY: He hates Mexico.MIKE: Damn it! Why don\'t you grow up? Think how other people feel for a change.
