Big words of western tour （大话西游）
Chapter 1
Site：The wedding
Characters:牛魔王（以下简称“牛”）、至尊宝（以下简称“至”）紫霞（以下简称“紫”）、小妖 （以下简称“妖”）
Aside: The story begins with a wedding.
The Bull King is going to have a concubine.
牛：Today is my wedding.
I am going to have a concubine.Ha ha ha „„.
妖：Concubine?
Dose your wife agree to it?
牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore.
She’s right now at the Flame Mountain.
She can do nothing about it!
(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)
牛：Let me introduce my brother to you!
My bro!
Come here!
This is my brother.
(牛深情地转向紫霞)
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牛：Zixia, listen to me.
I think I ‘ve fallen in love with you once I know you.
I want to show my sincerity.
So I request you to marry me in front of my bros.
This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you.
I hope you would say yes.
妖：I object!
牛：What?
妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover.
If you can pa it, I will shout up!
至：What’s this? Really?
妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.
(剑从至的怀中落下)
妖：Magic Sword?
牛：Let me do this!
(紫跑出，拾剑)
紫：It’s not true!
It’s just a joke.
It is still meaningle even if you can put it out!
(紫跑下)
妖：King, Iron Fan Prince has come.
牛：Aaa„„
(牛惊慌地跑下)
Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden„„
第二章
Chapter 2
Site: Bull King’s back garden
Characters: 至尊宝、紫霞
（至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）
至：Why are you hiding here?
(紫抽剑，指向至。两人定格，至走出来，独白)
至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01cm I think.
But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly.
Because I’ve decided to tell lies, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!
紫：I’ll kill you if you come closer!
至：You should kill me! Kill me!
I’d found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her.
I left regretful after that.
It’s the ultimate pain in the world.
Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate!
If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words.
“I love you”.
If God wants to give a time limit, I’ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!
（紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）
紫：What can you tell your wife?
至：I have to tell her the truth.
So I must get the Pandora’s Box back.
Then go back with you and explain everything.
But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back.I „„
紫：I help you!
至：No, it’s dangerous!
紫：You don’t want to?
至：I do! But „„
紫：I trust you! I’ll get the Pandora’s Box back tonight.
Wait for me here at midnight.
至：Let me do something to my bo first.
See you tonight.
（依依不舍）
Aside: The night „„
第三章
Chapter 3
Site: Dungeon
Characters: 至尊宝（以下简称“至”）、猪八戒（以下简称“猪”）、、唐僧（以下简称“唐”）
猪：Master, master
(两人同时悄声说)
猪：We come to save you.
唐：I won’t go.
猪：Stay here? Why?
唐：There’re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures.
This is because we’re not united enough.
So we let the devils do bad to us.
That’s fine.
This prison has no difference with the outside world, to me; the outside world is just a bigger prison.
You go out first.I have something to tell him.
(猪下)
唐：You come in and have a sit!
至：To be honest, I’m not your disciple.
I don’t want to be your disciple.
Master I know you’re a good guy.
Please let me go!
唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong „„”?
至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?
唐：“dong, dong, dong „„” is „„
(唐唱Only you)
至：Stop.Stop.
I can’t take this anymore, please stop „„
唐：Ohoh „„
至：Damn you, you „ I’ve said I can’t take this anymore.
Don’t disturb or I’ll kill you.
唐： Monkey King, you can kill me.
Life and death are very minor.
When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me.
Namonitabhaya „
(至跑走)
Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King,and he reaches the Spiders’Cave with the Grapes.
Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider.
The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy who’s cut open won’t die at once.He can still see.
So he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look.
