英语作文
一：英语文章赏析（环保）
1：Nowadays, people are faced with serious problems.One third of the world\'s people don\'t have enough clean water.I think water is the most important thing for human beings to live.I suggest we should save water and protect it from pollution.Not only the water, but also the air is polluted.More and more diseases are caused by polluted air.It is really a big problem.I hope factories would pay more attention to the air condition in future.And it is also everyone\'s responsibility to care for our environment.
当今人们面临着严重的问题.世界上有三分之一的人没有干净的水.我认为水是人类赖以生存的最重要的条件.我建议大家节约用水,并防止水污染,不仅是水,空气也被污染了.由空气污染引起的疾病也越来越多.这的确是个大问题.我希望以后工厂要注意空气质量.关心环境问题,也是我们每个人的责任.
2：In modern society, we tend to become more and more aware of our living environment and physical environment, because it is not as clean as before.So many people now choose their house according to its environment but not its location and expenses.As we all know, the environment pollution is more and more serious during these years, what we could do is to make great efforts in protecting environment gradually.As to common
people, we should try to protect it and make it remain clean.Although we have managed to protect the environment in a certain extent, it is still a very long way to go.
在现代社会，我们越来越趋向于关注，我们的生活环境和自然环境，因为我们已认识到我们周围的环境已不像以前那么干净了，现在许多人买房看的是它的环境而不是它的位置地点及负担费用。众所周知，这些年环境污染越来越严重，我们所能做的是尽全力保护环境。作为普通的人们，则是应该尽力保护它，让它保持清洁。 虽然我们已无法去保护环境，而环境已破坏到了一定程度，但是还是有一段长的路要走。
二：常用口语：我们可以为环保做的8件小事
1：Surprised? Well, here\'s how you can work to reduce it:
吃惊么？好吧，就让我们来看看减少碳排放量的方法吧。
2： Take showers rather than baths and reduce your shower time by two minutes.This will save water and give you an extra two minutes in bed。
建议采用喷头淋浴而非浴缸。缩短两分钟洗澡时间，省水同时为自己多争取两分钟睡眠时间。 3： There\'s no point having the heat up high while the wind\'s blowing in under the door or sneaking in through the window.Reseal all window frames to keep the heat in。
门底或窗户缝进风时，没必要提高室内温度。再密封一下窗户缝就可以留住热气了。
4： Only turn the water heater on when neceary, and adjust temperature controls to avoid overheating.Put a lid on a pan when boiling water。
热水器不用就别开，温度控制不要过热。烧水时把壶盖盖好。
5：This is obvious, but eential: switch off all appliances when you\'re not using them.This includes lights。
这一点很明显也很重要：不使用时，关掉所有电器，包括灯。
6： Only print things out when neceary, and print double-sided and reduce them edges.取消不必要的打印工作，纸张两面都可打印，尽量减少页边空白。
7：Each week, choose one day when you don\'t eat meat.Meat uses up lots of energy because it takes a long time to produce.
每周有一天吃素。由于烹饪肉类耗时较长，所以耗能更多。
8：Food production eats up lots of energy.When you buy food, go local rather than imported, and get fresh vegetables instead of frozen。
食品生产耗能巨大。买食品时，请尽量选择当地食品而非进口食品，买新鲜蔬菜而不是冷冻食品。
三：双语笑话
1：银行有多少人
How many people have
An American stepped into a gun shop, \"Give me the most powerful pistol.\"
\"How many bullets do you need?\"
The American walked to a telephone booth, \"Hello.Is that the bank? How many people do you have, Please?\"
你们有多少人？
一个美国人走进枪支商店:\"给我拿一支威力最大的手枪.\"
\"您需要多少发子弹?\"
那个美国人走到公用电话间旁打电话:\"喂,银行吗?请问你们有多少人?\"
2：给我一块钱 Give Me a Dollar
Son: Dad, give me a dime.
Father: Son, don\'t you think you\'re getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
Son: I gue you\'re right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?
儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。
父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要钱了(该自立了)，不是吗？儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那给我一块钱行吗？
四：趣味英语
1.Never trouble troubles till trouble troubles you.麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。第
一、四个trouble是动词，第
二、三个trouble是名词。
2.I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。
第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句;第
二、五个that是指示代词“那个”;第三个that在这儿相当于名词;第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。
3.I know.You know.I know that you know.I know that you know that I know.我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
4.We must hang together, or we\'ll be hanged separately.我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。
5.The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。
6.Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠?
这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。
7.上联： To China for china,China with china, dinner on china.去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，
吃饭靠瓷器。
下联：到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。
这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。下联中的第
二、
四、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。
8.2B or not 2B, that is a ?
这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question.(生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。)
