The new story of bai Character: bai su zhen (B) Xiao Qin (Q) Xu xian(X) 出场时小青和白娘子一起走出来，白娘子唱着那首《千年等一回》，“千年等一回，等（着重）一回啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊”
Q: Do not wait.I have waited for it for a hundred times in a day.你就别等了吧，我一天都已经等了一百回了 B: Do not complain.Okay? 青儿莫要抱怨，还好？
Q: Sister, sister where are we? We have travelled for a long time.姐姐，姐姐，我们现在到哪儿了啊，我们走了好长时间了 B: Little Qin, let’s take a break, shall we? 小青儿，要不咱们休息一会儿，怎么样儿？
Q: Fine.But how long does it take to get to the west lake? 好吧，额、、那还要多久才能到达传说中的西湖啊？
B: Let me see.(Hold out a mobile phone) oh, we are drawing near.Do you see the mountain in the head? 让我看一看啊（掏出一个手机来）额、、、我们快要到了，你看见 前面的那座山了吗？ Q: Oh yeah.嗯嗯，看见了
B: As long as we go over that mountain.We will see Xu.I am a little bit nervous and excited and shy.Hey little Qin, does my face blush? 只要我们越过那座山，我们就能够看到许公子了，说起来我还有点小紧张、小兴奋和一点小害羞，嗨，青儿啊，帮我看看，我的脸是不是有点红啊 Q: What are you really for? Sister? 姐姐，你这么千辛万苦地究竟是为了什么啊，
B: I came here today for a important thing, for an marriage.(face began to blush) 我今天过来是为了一件重要的事，是为了一桩亲事（说着脸红了起来） Q: But I am not an adult, should you take me to merry him? 但是我还未成年啊，你怎么能把我嫁给他呢？ B: Not you, but I.You know? 不是说的你，是我，额懂？
Q: Xu xian is human being, but we are the snakes.Do you want to have babies? 许仙是人类，而我们是蛇类。你可否能生小孩啊？ B: Of course! 当然了，必须得生！
Q: Don’t you fear that(嘎~~~) you give birth to a lot of eggs? 你就不拍你生出许多蛋来？（面部表情十分好奇） B: Shut up! Shut your big mouth up! Okay? 闭嘴！闭上你的大嘴唇子 Q: Sister? 姐姐？
B: Spit it out! 有事快说！
Q: You see I am also single.Can you?
你看我也单身着呢，你能否帮我物色一个啊？
B: You? I will look for someone in the If You Are the One by meng fei.Don’t be in a hurry.就你？呵呵，你别急啊，我会在孟非主持的《非诚勿扰》给你看看啊 Q: I find meng fei a nice man.I want to marry him.我发现孟非是个好男人，我就想嫁给他 B: I later take you to look for him.等会儿我带你去找他 Q: Gratitude! 那就多谢啦
(这时候许仙出场，一股书生气息，英俊潇洒，风流倜傥) B: (哎~)xu xian is coming Q: Where?
一段背景音乐、、、
许公子吟咏出他的神话般的脍炙人口的诗句 鹅
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鹅 曲颈用刀割 拔毛烧开水 铁锅炖大鹅
Q: sister, sister.Let’s go.姐姐，姐姐，咱们上！
B: Where to go? Remember? You are a female snake, you need to be graceful.去哪儿啊，去、、、记得？ 你是一条女蛇，你得矜持点 B: You go to him to ask for some about him.你去问问他的一些情况 Q: O le (额了)
这时，雷暴全场的事情发生了、、、、、、
小青以她那蛇步一步步地向着许公子走去了
而在这时，许公子正在聚精会神地玩着他的平板电脑
Q: ( 哎 ~) Are you xu xian? 你是许仙吗？
X: 默不作声，做出狂呕之状 X: Sorry, I am sorry.哦，对不起 ，真的对不起 Q: Never mind 没关系
Q: Do you know who I am?
你知道我是谁吗？
X: You are also a doctor? 你也是一位郎中？
Q: No, I am… Gue what? 不是的，我是。。。。。。你猜？
X: I don’t know, you are ru hua(如花)? 我不知道，莫非你是如花？
Q: I am a chief fortune teller in leifeng(雷峰) tower? 我是雷峰塔首席算命师 X: So, nice job! 哦，是这样啊，不错的工作啊 Q: You honor me.公子，你太抬举我了（脸上满是笑容） X: You deserve it.你是值得这样的荣誉的
Q: Do you still remember this? 你还记得这个吗？（说着拿出一条手帕出来） X: How did you get it? This is mine.你是怎么得到它的？这不是我的吗？ Q: Can you tell something about it? 你能说说一些关于它的故事吗？ X: Sure! 那当然
X: When I was a boy, I can still remember that on my way home I saw a seriously hurt snake.It was badly hurt by a herd of cattle(一群牛).I couldn’t help saving it and taking care of it.After it recovered, I retuned it to the nature.I only did what I should do. 当我还是一个小男孩的时候，我任然记得就在我回家的路上我看见一条受伤很严重的小蛇，她是被一群牛弄伤的，当时我就情不自禁的救了她并且悉心照顾她，不久后她就恢复了健康，我就把它放回了自然 B: I was the snake.我就是那条蛇
X: O, I see, you are flying down from the heaven but she is falling down from it, is she? Do you fall on the head? 哦，我明白了，你是从天上飞下来的，而她是从天上摔下来的吧？是头先着的地吧？ B: I was a little snake and very naughty.我那时是条小蛇而且非常的好玩
Q: Why didn’t you take me with you? 那你当时为什么不带上我呢？
B: Because at that time you were still an egg.因为那时你还是一个蛋
音乐再次响起
《你懂的》
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