唐伯虎点秋香
故事情节：派食物时遇上―― 卖身葬父入华府―― 遇淫贼，显才华，救秋香――仇家上门，救华府，露身份―― 打败夫人，娶秋香。 才子一二：关关雎鸠，在河之洲。窈窕淑女，君子好逑。
才子一：There is a grand temple activities, the majority of people are going there.才子二：Really? It must have a variety of girls.
才子一：Yeah,yeah.I can’t wait.Let’s go.
两人到了庙会。
才子一：I heard that madam hua and her 4 pretty maids have come
forworshipping .The maids are all pretty, especially Qiu-Xiang.
Look! That’s Qiuxiang! She is the most beautiful girl!T ：Just so so, nothing special.
才子二：Don’t you know what is beauty?
T：What?
才子二：The flowers need some ugly ones to compares.Look carefully.Beauty~~~
T：Wa …..
夫人：we arrive at the temple,I am sorry that so many people poorYou all come here , and give the beggars some bread.Q：Yes , madam.Every one, I will give you some food .(T扑出来，捉Q脚，叫help !help.)
T：Help！ Help！
Q：Oh, poor guy .Take this.
T：It’s not enough.
Q：Give you another more .
T：Yeah ,I found my true love eventually.
旁白：T fell love in Q , and he tried to get closed to her.
T： Dad ~~ Dad ~~ Dad ~~(跌倒)，my poor dad .Dad ~~ Dad ~~ Q： Oh, what happened?
T： My dad is dead.I have to sell myself so bury him.
Wu-----Wu-----
惨人：How poor am I:I have a family of six are dead,what\'s more,I
am sick serious, Please buy me!Please buy me! My dear dog ,旺财，you are so loyal to me ,and following me for a long time,I don’t evengive you the last meal ,I feel so sorry!Don’t die! Don’t die!
T：What are you doing ? you are not poorer than me.Look! (划伤自己的手臂)
惨人：What? I must be poorer than you.Look！(自杀)
T： you win, you win.(拖父走)
Q：what are you going? He is dead.We have to buy you now.T: thank you.You are so kind.
总管：Considering you show filiar piety ,we will buy you as a servant in our HuaFu .You have to be here for six years after the contract comes into effect,any questions?
T;NO
OK.Let us sign the contract! Here is the number represents your identity.
总管拿纸出场，挂在T胸前。(号码：5354)
3星期后，t 一瘸一拐的出场。
T： ouch…… they ask me to do a lot and often beat me.Luckily,
they didn’t beat face.I am still the most handsome man.(大笑) The more I know Q, the more I love her.I must try my best to attract her.Let me think ---------
(看见三人闪进) who are you? (面部挨打) ouch-------- who are you?(生气的问)
三淫贼：we?
一人：handsome
二人：rich
三人：sexy
三淫贼：we are the famous three-flower-thieves.We come for Q.T: really? I am a flower thief, too.(奸笑)
三淫贼：good，so you are our friend.Let’s go to find Q.We\'d like to
see her appearance,and......
T: Go! Go! Go! (大摇大摆的走，边唱。忽然跑得不见踪影。原来去给Q报信。)
三淫贼：wait------wait-----wait-------
Q 正在看书，朗诵诗歌，T进入房间，也跟着吟诗。
Q：桃花坞里桃花庵，桃花庵下桃花仙。
T：桃花仙人种桃树，又摘桃花换酒钱。
Q&T: oh, you really know me.(对望，倾慕)
Q：清醒过来，后退，奇怪的问。5354, why are you here?
T: 拍大腿。Oh! I really forget.Three flower thieves are coming for
you.
Q: really? I am scared.What can I do?
T: hurry up! Hide up! Give me your hand.
Q: let’s go.(打晕T) I don’t believe you.
三淫贼入。
一人：（奸笑）beauty! Beauty!
二人：oh, baby.We come for you.Go with me.(三人齐笑) Q：Don’t touch me! Help! Help!
三淫贼边笑边拉走Q, T忽然弹起，猛打三淫贼，三淫贼死，吐白沫或血。Q扶起T。T脸上黑肿了。
Q：oh，you are my hero.Thanks a lot.
T: 傻笑。You are welcome.(作可爱状)
旁白：two weeks later,书生come to de huafu
Mr: (阴笑) Nice to see you, madam.
Madam: (陪笑) Oh, Mr Margot, (转头向观众轻声说：“we’d better not see each other ”)
Mr:I heard that madam have a preference for the painting of danqing it’s quite difficult to find the original painting of tang bo hu ,however ,i am going to send
it to you in particular
Madam:really?
Mr :Hope you love it !
师爷:hand in the painting.
Madam;I agree with you ,it’s wonderful ! But the gift is too precious to accept ,i can’t accept .
Mr ;you means you are going to embarra me .you sure ?it’s not good for you !think about it ?
Mr: But I am kind.I give you one chance.(拨拨鼻子)I will make
distiches with you.Number one,莺莺燕燕翠翠红红处处融融恰恰。
Madam: wu---(对不出，哑口无言)
T从旁出，接口：雨雨风风花花叶叶年年暮暮朝朝。
T：.扮凶恶状。
Mr&T 开始对对联，做口形，比手划脚。最后Mr 倒下。 Mr:画图里 龙不吟虎不啸 小小书童可笑可笑。
T：棋盘内 车无轮马无缰 叫声将军提防提防。
Mr：十口心思思君思国思社稷。
T：八月共赏赏花赏月赏秋香。
Mr:我上等威风显现一身虎胆。
T：你下流贱格露出半个龟头。
Q等众人笑、拍掌。Mr 怒羞成怒，要杀人。
Mr：Go! Kill all of them.
看着T和Madam。
Mr：I will kill you.
众人互相厮杀，手下皆伤，趴下。夫人被点穴，定住不能动。Mr 举
棍要杀夫人。
T：watch out，madam.Look at my one-finger killing.
Mr M 回头，被T点中死穴，倒下。
夫人被解穴，质问T：
夫人：one-finger killing? You are Baihu Tang, the talent.You cheat
us! Why?
听见唐伯虎的名字，Q做崇拜状。
Q：Baihu Tang, I admire him.
但是T害怕。
T：I---I am sorry.I ---- I come for Q.(豁出去) I love her.I want to
marry her.I will die without her!
大家做哇状。秋香害羞。
夫人：you---- you----- (沉思一会儿) If you can beat me, I will marry
Q to you.
T: Really? Thanks! Thanks! (开心跳起，拿起工具准备开战。)
夫人和T打起来，夫人倒下。伯虎昂首挺胸走向秋香，握住秋香双手。 T：Q, my love.You are my wife now.I succeed!
Q: Bohu---------- (转头做害羞状）
