昨天今天明天
崔永元： 您好„„大叔您好„„请坐~~~ 请坐大叔
Hello， uncle, aunt .please sit down.Sit down, uncle.
赵本山： 恩 en
宋丹丹： 恩~~~ 咳~~~ en.(咳咳„) （稍微有一点紧张） (A little nervous表现出来)
崔永元： 稍微有一点紧张。大叔大妈呀，是第一次到电视台的演播室吧.It seems that uncle and aunt are a little nervous.Is it the first time that you attend a TV show?
赵本山： 第一次。The first time
宋丹丹： 恩，是~~~ En ,yes
崔永元： 刚来这个演播室啊，都会有一点紧张。你看有这么多摄象机，这么多观众，一会咱们谈着谈着就能放松。咱们先来个自我介绍。It is normal for everyone.Look, so much audiences.You’ll be relaxed after a while.Ok, you can introduce yourselves now.
崔永元： 按您家里的习惯。Just according to your habits.
宋丹丹： 那我先说呗~~~ ok.I’m the first.(下面2人的介绍都是一站一坐)
崔永元： 好okay
宋丹丹： 我叫白云 I’m Bai Yun
赵本山： 我叫黑土 I’m Hei Hu.
宋丹丹： 我今年七十一 I’m 71 years old now.
赵本山： 我今年七十五 I’m 75 years old now.
宋丹丹： 我属鸡 I was born in a chicken year.
赵本山： 我属虎 I was born in a tiger year.
宋丹丹： 这是我老公 This is my husband.
赵本山： 这是我老母This is my mother.
宋丹丹: en?（表情动作）
赵本山： 我老伴儿Oh, my wife.
崔永元： 请坐请坐。大叔大妈呀，太紧张了，别紧张。我跟您说这个谈话节目吧，它有话题，咱一谈话题它就不紧张了。Don’t be nervous.Sit down please.it is a talk show.It has its topic.When we talk about the topic, you’ll feel better.
宋丹丹:啥话题？What’s the topic?
崔永元：今天的话题是“昨天，今天，明天”。我看咱改改规矩，这回大叔您先。We are going to talk about yesterday, today, tomorrow.Let’s make a change.Uncle you can answer first.
赵本山： 昨天，在家准备一宿；今天，上这儿来了；明天，回去，谢谢！挺简单 Yesterday, I had been prepared for today\'s program all day along.Today, I’m here.Tomorrow, I will go back.Thank you.Yeah~~(手势).It is so easy
崔永元： 不是，大叔我不是让您说这个昨天，我是让您往前说，No, I mean you can talk about things earlier.
宋丹丹： 前天，前天俺们俩得到的乡里通知，谢谢。The day before yesterday, we are informed to come here.
崔永元： 大叔大妈呀，我说的这个昨天、今天、明天呀，不是~~~昨天、今天、明天 It’s not the day before yesterday.Uncle and aunt, what I said yesterday, today, tomorrow is not the real yesterday, today, tomorrow.
赵本山： 是后天？So it is the day after today？
崔永元： 不是后天No, I didn’t mean the day after today .
宋丹丹： 那是哪一天呢？Well, which day is that day?
崔永元 (无奈)：都不是，大叔大妈知道我们这个节目吗？Okay, we won’t talk about any days .Have you ever seen our program before?
宋丹丹： 你不叫崔永元么? Aren’t you named Cui Yongyuan？
崔永元（笑容）： 对Yes.
宋丹丹： 俺们村人可喜欢你了 We villagers like you very much.
崔永元： 真的啊？ Oh, I am flattered. 宋丹丹： 都夸你呢，说你主持那节目可好了.We think that you are among the best hosts.
崔永元： 这么说的呀！How do they talk about me?
宋丹丹： 就是人长的坷碜点.They just say you looks very horrible.
赵本山： 你咋这样呢！ How can you say like that!
宋丹丹： 说实话么I am just telling the truth.
赵本山： 你瞎说啥实话~~~ 对不起，她那不是这个意思，我老伴说那意思是都喜欢你主持那节目，哎呀，全村最爱看呐，那家伙说你主持的有特点，说一笑像哭似的。 You are not being honest .Sorry, she did mean that，she means that we villagers like you because your smile looks like crying.
崔永元：„„（表情尴尬）
赵本山： 不是，一哭像笑似的~~~ No, no ,I mean when you cry ,it looks like smiling.
崔永元： 原来他们村都这么夸人啊.Oh, you will compliment people in that way.
宋丹丹： 还说你—— And they also say——
崔永元： 行了行了~~~我们继续下一个话题。大叔要么您说，您现在最想干的事儿是什么？Please stop, En, well, now let’s move on to the next topic.Uncle, what do you want to do now?
赵本山： 我觉着我们俩现在生活好了，越来越老了，余下的时间也越来越少了。过去论天过，现在就应该论秒了，下一步我准备领她出去旅旅游，走一走比较大的城市，去趟铁岭，度度蜜月。I think our life is better and better.The rest time is le and le.So next I want to go traveling with her.Go to some big cities, climb some mountains and spend a honeymoon.
宋丹丹: 我就寻思度蜜月之前我得先美美容But before the honeymoon, I would like to beautify my face first .
崔永元：其实我听得出来，大妈呀，是想永远年轻，永远和大叔在一起，那就让我们祝福他们！ I think aunt just want to be young and stay with uncle forever.Let’s ble them.
崔永元： 在我们这次节目结束的时候，按照惯例，我们要请每一位佳宾，每个人用一句话，再总结一下自己的内心感受。大妈先来？ Ok.At last, uncle and aunt can you use one sentence to finish our topic? 宋丹丹： 就剩，一句啦？What? Just one sentence?
崔永元： 一句话。 Yes
宋丹丹： 发自肺腑的呀？ To say from the bottom of my heart?
崔永元： 对，发自肺腑的。 Yes
宋丹丹： 我十分想见赵忠祥。I just want to see Zhao Zhongxiang.
赵本山： 拉倒吧！干啥玩意儿！ Come on, it is just a daydream.
崔永元： 大叔要么您说，一句话。 Then, uncle, what will you say?
赵本山： 我也只剩一句啦?Is there also only one sentence for me?
崔永元： 啊，一句话，对。Ah , yes ,only one.
赵本山： 来钱儿的火车票谁给报了 Well, can you apply for reimbursement?
崔永元： 感谢现场和电视机前的观众朋友们，咱们下周实话实说，再见！ En, of course.Ok our talk show is over, thanks for watching.See you next time.
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