Love apartment of abnormal interview article
爱情公寓之变态面试篇
胡--胡一菲 宛--宛瑜 陆--陆展博 吕--吕子乔 曾--曾小贤 L--Lisa榕
Hu:You are doing a constellation test again?
胡：又在做星座测试？
Wan: This is in a resume.
宛：我这是在投简历。
Hu: Clearly you are doing a test?
胡：明明就是在做题嘛？
Wan：This is called character test, I have put my resume to lots of companies.Before the interview everyone will do a test
婉：这个叫个性测试，我把简历有了很多家公司。面试之前都要先做一套测试题
Lu: This is very popular in a foreign company, which can test the person\'s heart with that position whether accord with character.
陆：这在外企很流行的，说是能检验人的内心性格跟那个岗位是否符合。
Hu: Foreigners really trouble; there is a great relationship between personality and post?
胡：外国人真麻烦，性格和岗位有很大关系吗？
Wan: But some questions are so strange.
宛：可是有些问题好奇怪哦。
Lu: Normal, these problems are comes from the psychological experts.It looks strange at first, but it can truly reflect your outlook on life, values.It is learned.
陆：正常，这些问题都是心理专家出的。咋一看很奇怪，但是可以真实地反映出你的人生观，价
值观，很有学问的
Wan: Come here to see this problem, say mosquitoes and the tiger in common.
宛：你看这道题，说出蚊子和老虎的共同点。
Lu: err...This is a test of your thinking ability, to see your thinking ability is concrete or abstract.陆：额。。。这是考验你的思维能力的，看你的思维能力是具象的还是抽象的
Wan: And what about this problem? If your dad and jay Chou play up, which one do you want to help?
A help you papa B help jay Chou C look at them play D call television
宛：那这道题呢？如果你爸爸和周杰伦打起来了，你帮谁？A 帮你爸爸B 帮周杰伦C 看着他们打D 打电话给电视台
Lu: Well...This shows that their company human resources department of the eldest brother is jay Chou\'s fans, and dad also be played.
陆：嗯。。。这就说明，他们公司人力资源部的老大诗周杰伦的粉丝，而且爸爸还被人打了。 Wan: Have you met so abnormal topic when you are looking for a work?
宛：你找工作的时候，有没有遇到过这么变态的题目？
Lu: yes! There is a question that you have two pants, a dirty didn\'t wash, a wash not dry, which one do you choose?
陆：有啊！有一道题是这样的，你有两条内裤，一条脏了没洗，一条洗了没干，你选择穿哪条？ Hu: This is the test you values of the topic?
胡：这就是检验你价值观的题目啊？
Wan: Good sick ah, I’ll despise you, no matter you choose any one.
宛：好恶心啊，你穿那条我都鄙视你。
Lu: hum...Ha...I didn\'t choose, I don\'t wear, pretty cool!
陆：哼。。。哈。。。我两个都没选，我不穿了，好凉快呀！
Wan: I despise you.
宛：我鄙视你。
Lu Ziqiao appearances
吕子乔出场
Lv: Ha ha...Look at me .What do you think of my today\'s modeling?
吕；哈哈。。。看我今天的造型怎么样？
All: Handsome!
众：很帅啊！
Hu: Quite like personal kind of.
胡：挺像个人样的。
Lv: This can be a turning point in my life.
吕：这有可能成为我人生中的转折点。
Lu: Lv Ziqiao, do you also want to go to the interview?
陆：吕子乔，你也要去参加面试？
Lu: You’re right......That is from goip that a television will take idol drama.And they’re recruiting actor.And from goip that this idol drama’s producer is a woman.
吕：那是。。。。那是我从小道消息打听到的。某电视台要拍偶像剧，正在招募演员。 我又从小道消息打听到，这个偶像剧的制片人是个女的呦。
Hu:Wait a minute, your logic is a bit jump, you’re going to be the actor while you just hear a few words from a goip?
胡：慢着慢着，你这逻辑有点跳跃，你从小道消息打听到这么几句就想改行当演员？
Lv: Don\'t look down on others, wait for my succe.
吕：别这么看不起人，你就等着我出名吧。
Wan: ah...This morning, Mr.Zeng said that he would go to TV station to wait for their chance to be the host,isn’t?
婉：哎。。。。今天早晨，曾老师不是说要去电视台等待自己做主持人的机会吗？？
Now, please look at Zeng Xiaoxian’s interview
下面，请看曾小贤得面试
Once: Good man is me, I ‘m Zeng Xiaoxian.Lisa is over there.Calm down, calm down...
曾：好男人就是我，我就是曾小贤。lisa榕在那儿。镇定镇定。。。
Once: I\'m sorry...Oh? Lisa?
曾：对不起。。。哦？lisa?
想象中。。。。（歌曲：想象之中）
L: It’s you, Zeng Xiaoxian? !
L :是你，曾小贤？！
Once: You know me?
曾：你认识我？
L: 我同学的大表舅的邻居和你妹夫的表叔是亲家.
L：我同学的大表舅的邻居和你妹夫的表叔是亲家.
Once: really? What a coincidence! Oh, I\'m sorry, I walked so uncareful,
曾：是吗？太巧了！奥，对不起，我走路太不小心了
L; Oh, no, I\'m still glad that you met me, our television is making a new programs, we need a handsome
and natural and unrestrained distinguished host.Can you help me?
L；奥，不，我还庆幸你碰到了我，我们台里出了一档新的节目，需要一个英俊潇洒气度不凡的主持人,你来帮我好吗？
Once: good! It’s my pleasure.But maybe I don’t have enough time, please let me go back to exhaust the seions.
曾：好啊！非常荣幸，不过我可能呢没有时间，我回去排一下档期。
L: oh, no, just you! Our program’s rating depends on you, promise me! ~ ~ ~
L:奥，不，就你了！我节目的收视率就靠你了，答应我嘛~~~
现实之中reality (歌曲：残酷月光）
Once: well, Lisa
曾：额，Lisa
L: What’s up?
L：有事？
Once: You may not know me.Please let me introduce myself, my name is Zeng Xiaoxian, 我同事的表叔和你同学的大表舅的姐夫的妹夫是邻居.
曾：你可能不认识我.我自我介绍一下，我叫曾小贤，我同事的表叔和你同学的大表舅的姐夫的妹夫是邻居
L:Zeng Xiaoxian,you’re the host, aren’t you?
L:曾小贤，你就是那个主持人吧？
(Yes yes yes, she knew me! I have a hope, I have a hope!)
（是是是，她认识我！我有希望了，我有希望了！）
We used to be colleagues! I used to work in a radio station,making a program called the crystal love
program
我们以前还是同事呢！我以前在电台做一档叫水晶之恋的节目
Once: Ohh...That was made by you ! I like listen to each of them, you the really great~!
曾：奥。。。原来是你做的！我可喜欢听了，每期都听，你主持的真是太棒了
L: Thank you, I think you should go to the hospital, the program host is a old man, I’m just a producer (ha ~!
L:谢谢，我觉得你应该去医院看一下，那档节目的主持人是个老头子，我只是制片人（哈~！） Once: Maybe I made a mistake, since we have worked means together means we still very decree by destinies, am I right?
曾：可能是我搞错了，既然我们共事过说明我们还是很有缘分的对不对？
L: Far more than the fate! It is origin, at that time, My program ratings was bad, near the end of the year overall rating, I think I\'m must be the bottom, even the resignation are written well but also good to have you, you saved me.
L:何止缘分呀！简直是渊源，那时候，我节目收视率一直不好，快到年底总评的时候，我觉得我肯定垫底了，连辞职报告都写好了不过还好有你，你救了我。
Once: I don\'t remember? Will I get you for leadership?
曾：我不记得啊？我去帮你求领导的吗？
L: When I see programs overall rating table,I find your program ratings pad in my next, you are The Last One
L：我看到节目总评表的时候，发现你的节目收视率垫在我的下面，你才是最后一名。 Once:That is what I should do .That is what I should do .....
曾：应该的，应该的。。。。
