人生哲学
1．别试图教猫唱歌，这样不但不会有结果，还会惹猫不高兴?
股市里的现状：
股市里的高手们不断的上贴，写出自己的股市心得，当预测超前时，当时都会不断的遇到反对的声音，有些股民，你再有耐心，反复教育他，他也不会听得懂，你还会惹猫不高兴
2．别跟傻瓜吵架，不然旁人会搞不清楚，到底谁是傻瓜?
股市里的现状：
高手们和不懂股票的人争论和吵架，其他看贴子的人反而不知道谁对谁错，谁是高人？
3．不要以为自己很重要，因为没有你，太阳明天还是一样从东方升上来?
股市里的现状：
每一个股民都觉得自己很重要，其实股市里缺了谁，股市不是都照样按自己的规律牛熊运转？
4．笑一笑，明天未必比今天好。
股市里的现状：
股市里看错，做错了，你就得及时纠正，你装着自己心态好，以大不了做股东的傻笑，股市也不会为你解套。股市里看错，做错，光会哭和笑，都是不解决实际问题的。你要用实际的正确的操作行动来解决自己存在的问题。
5．好的开始，未必就有好结果；坏的开始，结果往往会更糟。
股市里的现状：
新股民在07年上半年牛市赚钱了是个好的开始，07年10月16日6124点以后，大盘一路跌下来，你始终都不肯承认股市早已经进入了熊市，致使你08年股票投资的结果是屡买屡套，亏损严重；
跌破3000点政策底以后，你终于承认股市没有希望，大盘已经进入了熊市，所以，你坚定看空，2700点的阶段性底部，你还要看空到2500以下，短线阶段性底部，你仍坚决割肉，这就是一个坏的开始，在08年你保持这样每次在阶段性底部割肉，到阶段性顶部追涨，这样投资的结果，必将会变得更加糟糕。
近期我对大盘的预测，都在最近写的几个老贴子里有，观点不变，本贴不再赘述。
每逢大盘回调，大胆买进，底部买进的筹码一路持有，直到阶段性顶部到来再发牌。
就是近期最好的操作策略。
1949年，一位名叫墨菲的空军上尉工程师，认为他的某位同事是个倒霉蛋，不经意间开了句玩笑：“如果一件事情有可能被弄糟，让他去做就一定会弄糟。”
这句话迅速流传，并扩散到世界各地。在流传扩散的过程中，这句笑话逐渐失去它原有的局限性，演变成各种各样的形式，其中一个最通行的形式是：“如果坏事情有可能发生，不管这种可能性多么小，它总会发生，并引起最大可能的损失。”
编辑本段推论
墨菲定理的一些变种或推论。
人生哲学
墨菲定理 一
If anything can go wrong,it will。
如果事情还能更糟的话，它会的。
In nature,nothing is ever right.Therefore,if everything is going right ...something is wrong。
在现实生活中，没有什么事情是永远正确的。所以，如果每件事都在朝好的方向发展……一定出问题了。
It is impoible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious。
愚蠢是不可避免的，因为愚蠢太富有创造力了。
Nothing is as easy as it looks
没什么事情像看上去一样简单。
Everything takes longer than you think
每件事总比你估计的要多花点时间
Whenever you set out to do something,something else must be done first
每当你准备做什么的时候，总有些别的事你得先做了。
Every solution breeds new problems
每个解决办法都会衍生出新的问题。
The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance
文件的可读性和它的重要性是成反比的。
The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
面包往下掉的时候，抹了白脱一面冲下的概率和地毯的价值成正比。
You will always find something in the last place you look
东西总是在你最后去找的地方被发现。
墨菲定理 二
Left to themselves,things tend to go from bad to worse
听之任之的话，事情一般不会向好的方向发展。
After you bought a replacement for something you\'ve lost and searched for everywhere,you\'ll find the original
在你丢了东西到处找不到并买了新的后，你就会找回原来丢了的那样。
The other line always moves faster
你旁边的车道总是比你这条走得快些。
When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman,it will work perfectly
每次演示给修理工看电器如何不正常运作时，它都干得挺好。
Build a system that even a fool can use,and only a fool will use it
建立一个连傻瓜都会用的系统的话，一般只有傻瓜才会去用。
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
每个人都有套没法运作的致富计划。
In any hierarchy,each individual rises to his own level of incompetence,and then remains there
在任何等级制度中，每个独立个体都会迁升到力所不能及的职务，然后就呆在那儿了。
The better you know the amount of ill luck that will strike you,
the worse you know when this will happen
你越清楚厄运的危害，你越不知道它什么时候降临。
Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone
你最好的分数一定是你一个人玩的时候得到的。
He who angers you controls you,there-fore you have no control over your anger
都是那些让你愤怒的人控制你，所以你没法控制你的愤怒。
No matter how hard you try,you cannot push a string
不管你怎么努力，你不能推一根绳子。
墨菲定理 三
Murphy\'s Law Current Revision
Any thing that can go wrong,HAS Already Gone Wrong!
You just haven\'t been notified
墨菲定理现代版：
如果事情还能更糟的话，它已经有那么糟了，只是你没发觉罢了。
all good things come to those who wait...
but,don\'t wait too long or they will pa you by...
like 2 ships that pa in the night...
never again to return that same exact site
好事情总是为等待它们的人来临，但是，不要等太久，它们会擦肩而过，就像两艘夜航的船，再也回不到本可以相逢的那个刹那。
No degree of acceptance can ever change the facts
没有任何限度的接受可以改变现实。
Beauty is only skin deep,fashion even shallower
如果美貌是肤浅的话，时髦连汗毛都没沾上。
A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite
一个没有价值观和做人标准的人是不可能成为伪君子的。
Don\'t let go of something until you have a hold of something else
不管是西瓜还是芝麻，没捡到前别把手里的扔了。
It takes forever to learn the rules and once you\'ve learned them they change again
规则不容易掌握，一旦掌握了，规则又变了。
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all poible worlds,
the peimist fears this is true
乐观主义者声称相比前生和来世，我们生活的世界是最好的，悲观主义者就怕这是真的。
You will find an easy way to do it,after you\'ve finished doing it
你总能找出一个更便捷的方法，在你已经做完这件事以后。
The wind will always blow opposite to your hairdo
风永远不顺着你的发型吹。
Window polishing: It\'s always on the other side
擦窗法则：不干净的老是在另一面。
墨菲定理 四
Anyone who isn\'t paranoid simply isn\'t paying attention
没有得妄想症的人普遍注意力不集中。
Whenever you cut your finger nails,you find a need for them an hour later
每次剪了指甲后没多久，就有用得着它们的地方。
Nothing is impoible for the man who doesn\'t have to do it himself
对一个不需要自己来做的人来说，没有什么是不可能的。
Probabilities serve only and exclusively to determine the degree of improbability of the catastrophes that actually take place
概率，也只有概率，是用来解释为什么不大可能发生的灾难发生了。
Two wrongs don\'t make a right.It usually takes three or four
错错不会得对。一般要错上个三四次才行。
If the truth is in your favor no one will believe you
如果真相对你有利，没人会信你。
The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits
天才和愚蠢的区别是天才有它的局限性。
Those who don\'t take decisions never make mistakes
不做决定的人是不会犯错的。
Murphy\'s Metalaw
Knowing Murphy\'s Law will never help
墨菲星际定理：知道墨菲定理不会带来任何帮助。
Everything that could poibly go wrong for anyone else always seems to happen to you
那些谁碰上都倒霉的事儿老是在你身上应验。
The person ahead of you in the queue,will have the most complex transaction poible
排在你前面的人总是有最复杂的手续要办。
爱情意义
墨菲爱情定理 一
A good women/men are like parking spots,all the good ones are taken
一个好女人或者好男人就像泊车位一样，好的都给占了。
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.This constant is always zero
智慧和相貌以及可行性的乘积是个常量，而这个常量总是为零。
Money can\'t buy love,but it sure gets you a great bargaining position
钱不能买到爱情，但毫无疑问它的份量可以影响杠杆的平衡。
Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble
性爱只需要最短的时间就能带来最多的麻烦。
No matter how many times you\'ve had it,if it\'s offered take it,because it\'ll never be quite the same again
不管你曾经拥有了多少次，如果还有的话，接受吧，因为每次都是不同的。
If it seems too good to be true,it probably is
如果令你难以置信的话，你最好还是别信。
When a man\'s wife learns to understand him,she usually stops listening to him
当一个男人的妻子学会去理解她丈夫的时候，她一般不再听他怎么说了。
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can\'t stand years later
某个男人最吸引某个女人的品质也就是多年后那个女人所不能容忍的。
Sex is hereditary.If your parents never had it,chances are you won\'t either
性爱是遗传的。如果你父母从来没有过，那你也不会有的。
It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden
在花园里造成麻烦的不是树上的苹果，而是那双在地上的脚。
墨菲爱情定理二
Before you find your handsome prince,you\'ve got to ki a lot of frogs
在发现你的英俊王子之前，你已经吻过了无数只青蛙。
There may be some things better than sex,and some things worse than sex.But there is nothing exactly like it
有些东西可能比性爱好，有些东西可能比性爱差，但没有一样东西是像性爱那样的。
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program,we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon
如果把用在研究女人胸部的精力放在航天计划上的话，我们或许已经在月球上练摊儿了。
Love is a matter of chemistry,sex is a matter of physics
爱是化学反应，性是物理反应。
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all
爱过了，失去了，好过爱也没爱过。
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man,the women he couldn\'t
女人永远不会忘了那个她曾经可以拥有的男人；男人永远不会忘了那个他没可能拥有的女人。
It is better to be looked over than overlooked
匆匆一瞥好过目中无人。
Don\'t do it if you can\'t keep it up
不能继续下去的话，最好还是别做。
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another
爱，是一种错觉，让你认为某个女人不同于另一个。
If you\'re heart is broken,sweep up the pieces.
There will always be someone who will want to put it back together
如果你的心碎了，把碎片收拾起来。这世上总会有人想要把它补好。
墨菲爱情定理 三
Love and high-school must NEVER go together
爱和高中永远也走不到一起。
Never trust a woman who acts like you are so sexy she can\'t help herself but drag you to bed
如果一个女人表现出因为你长得太性感以至于控制不住把你往床上拽得话，别信她。
The Key to a woman\'s heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time
打开女人心的钥匙是在一个意想不到的时间送上份意想不到的礼物。
The two thing no man can ever understand; Women and what makes all men complete damm fools over women
有两件事没一个男人能搞明白： 女人，和是什么让所有男人在女人面前变得绝对愚蠢。
The man shalt not win the argument he started
The man shalt not win the argument he didn\'t start
If a man won an argument,it was just in his head
男人挑起的争论，他赢不了。不是他挑起的，他也赢不了。如果他赢了，那只有他这么认为。
Before falling in love do take your backup,it always helps in recovery
在坠入爱河之前请备份，有助于伤后恢复。
Love has all the answers.But till then sex brings up some good questions
爱有了所有的答案。只是后来，性又带来些有意思的问题。
Anticipation is 98% of the pleasure
期待占据了快乐的98%。
Marriage is the greatest leveler
婚姻是最伟大的平均主义者。
If you\'re having difficulties choosing between potential two girls,you\'ll always pick the wrong one
如果你准备结束脚踩两只船的状况，基本上你抽回了那只不该抽的脚。
墨菲爱情定理 四
If it seems perfect today,tomorrow it will end
如果今天看上去完美的话，明天将是终结。
Never make love in your back garden.Love is blind,but not your neighbors
别在你的后花园做爱。爱是盲目的，你的邻居不是。
Love is blind.Marriage is an eye opener
爱是盲目的，婚姻就是撑起眼皮的小棍儿。
Your best friend stop being your best friend the instant a beautiful woman walks in and you both are attracted to her
在一个美女走过来而你和你最要好的朋友都被她迷住的一刹那，你最要好的朋友不是你最要好的朋友了。
Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention,and they cost a lot of money.
Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along
女人像游艇：需要定期的维护和关注，而且花费很高。
男人像公共汽车：下一班迟早会来。
Romance is when common sense flies out of the window
浪漫就是常识从窗口飞出去了。
Beauty is directly proportional to the number of drinks consumed
眼里的美貌与肚子里的佳酿成正比。
Any \"Why\" question,has no answer,and if it does,that answer is not logical
任何„为什么‟的问题都没有答案，如果有的话，答案也不合乎逻辑。
If you love a person let them go.If they don\'t come back they weren\'t worth it
如果你爱一个人，让他走。如果他没回来，他不值得你去爱。
To get your significant other you need: Time.Money and Energy.
The sum of the three is constant.
If you are short of one of them,you need quite a lot of the remaining two.
If you are short of two of them,you need tremendous amount of the remaining one.
If you are short of all the three,no hope.
Otherwise the result is always succe.
想要得到你的另一半，你需要：时间，金钱和精力。
三者的总和是常量。
如果缺其中一样，另外两样的投入相应增加。
如果缺其中两样，剩下的那样需要巨大的投入。
如果三样都缺，没希望。
除了这些情况，结局都是成功的.
墨菲爱情定理 五
You don\'t pay for sex,you pay him/her to leave after you\'re done
你不是花钱买乐子，你只是在完事后付钱让他/她离开。
Beaches law:
If you think a girl is beautiful,her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it
沙滩法则：如果你认为一个女孩漂亮的话，她的男朋友总会在那儿证实你的观点。
Marriage is like a dog with a bone,he might not touch it,just doesn\'t let another dogs come near it
婚姻关系就像一只狗和一根骨头，他/她可能碰都不碰那骨头，只是不允许其他狗靠近。
The difference between love and the common cold is that for the common cold there is a vaccine
爱和感冒的区别在于感冒是有药可治的。
Being told that someone doesn\'t want to date you because you\'re such a good friend,is like being told that you didn\'t get the job because you\'re overqualified
被告知某人不愿和你约会是因为你是个难得的好朋友，就像被告知你得不到这份工作是因为你资历太高了一样。
You don\'t fall in love,you fall in a hole.The depth of the hole is proportionate to how oblivious you are of the fall
你不是坠入爱河，你是掉在坑里。坑的深度和你对掉进去的健忘程度成正比。
