Proprietor：That one\'s reserved.This way,please.Take this gentleman\'s order,Horace.Henry: I\'ll have some ham and eggs,and a nice big juice steak with all the trimmings ,and make it extra thick.Waiter:It\'ll cost a tidy bit.Henry:That\'s understood.And a long cool tankard of ale.Er ...Waiter,Same thing again ,please.Waiter:Again? Henry:That\'s right .And fill that up.Anything wroing? Waiter: No,No,sir.HE\'s asked for another portion.Ale and all.Proprietor: Do you think he can pay? Maggie:We\'ll have to chance it.Proprietor :Serve him,Horace.But don\'t spare the gristle.Waiter: Ham ,eggs,steak,potatoes,beans,carrots tiwce.Trifle,Cheese,Coffee.Two quarts of ale.Three and tenpence.Henry: Thank you .Would you mind waiting just a few minutes? Waiter: What\'s there to wait for? Proprietor：All right,Horace! Henry: That was a wonderful meal.You konw ,it\'s amazing how much pleasure you get out of simple things ...If have had to get along without them for a while .Proprietor: Very intresting .And now perhaps if you\'d pay the bill,I could attend to the other customers.Henry: That clock of yours ,is it correct ? Proprietor: If anything ,it\'s fast.Henry: It\'s fast? How fast? Customer:Two minutes.Henry: Oh ,thank you .Proprietor: Now ,I don\'t wish to be unpleasant,but would please settle the bill? Henry: I want to...But you see...Proprietor:The bill,please.Henry: Yes ,I konw ,the bill.Proprietor: Exactly.Henry: Well ,I don\'t suppose a couple of minutes will make any difference. Er...I\'m awfully sorry ,but I don\'t have anything smaller.Proprietor:Well ...Well....er.....er....just one moment .Maggie ,DO you think it\'s real? Maggie: Ask Mr.Clements.Proprietor: Mr.Clements...er....Mr.Clements.Mr.Clements: What\'s it ? Proprietor: Would you mind just looking at this ? Do you think it is genuine? Mr.Clements: Two notes of this denomination have been iued,but in any case it\'s hardly likely to be a forgery.Maggie: Why not ? Mr.Clements: It would draw too much attention to the owner .No forger want that .Maggie:But look at the owner ,Mr.Clements,he is in rags! Mr.Clements: I can only aume he\'s a eccentric millionaire.Proprietor: An eccentric millionaire! Maggie: ANd you put him at the back of the room.Go and attend to him at once.Proprietor: I\'m sorry ,sir,I cannot change the note.Henry: Oh, but it is all I have on me.Proprietor:All! Oh,please don\'t worry,sir.It\'s of no consequence.No consequence at all.We are most gratified you should so much as step foot inside our little establishment .Indeed, sir ,I trust you will come here whenever you are seeking peace and quiet .Henry: Well,that\'s very good of you.Proprietor: Good,sir?It\'s good of you ,sir.You must come whenever you want and have whatever you like.The mere honour of your presence is a reward in itself.Henry: I may not be paing this way for quite a while.Proprietor: It would be a very poor thing ,sir.If I couldn\'t trust a gentleman as rich as yourself,sir.Even if you do pay larks(joks)...upon the public in the matter of dre.As for the bill,sir.please forget it .It\'s of no consequence.No consequence at all.Henry: Thank you very much.That\'s very nice of you .Proprietor: Oh,it\'s for us to thank you ,sir.And I do ,sir...from the bottom of my heart...
