下面这些内容不能出现在你的英文简历里
致命的大错
\"Finished 8th in my high school graduating cla of 10.\"
\"Qualifications: No education or experience.\"
\"I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.\"
\"My compensation should be at least equal to my age.\"
\"Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC.\"
\"Fired because I fought for lower pay.\"
\"Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6\'5\" .
\" \"please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date.\"
\"Reason for Leaving: My bo said the end of the world is near.\"
\"Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word \'paranoia.\' I prefer to elaborate privately.\"
打字错误与语法错误
\"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.\"
\"Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.\"
\"I am a rabid typist.\"
\"Work History: performed brain wave tests,1879-1981.\"
\"After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work.\"
\"Accounting cleric.\"
\"As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments.\"
\"Suspected to graduate early next year.\"
\"Disposed of $2.5 billion in aets.\"
\"proven ability to track down and correct erors.\"
\"Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department.\"
\"Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.\"
\"Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school.\"
不应有的幽默
\"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack.Use all others to heat your house.\"
\"Aisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting.\" (Translation: Short-order cook.)
\"But wait...there\'s more.You get all this busine knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature.\"
\"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.\"
\"My fortune cookie said, \'Your next interview will result in a job\'-and I like your company in particular.\"
\"Title: Another resume from the \'profiles in Excellence\' series.\"
\"Also Known As: Mr.productivity, Mr.Clever, Mr.Fix-it.\"
\"Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks.\"
\"Let\'s meet so you can \'ooh\' and \'ahh\' over my experience.\"
