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新初中幽默英语演讲稿

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新初中幽默英语演讲稿

Love Your Mother

爱你的母亲

Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom?

你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈.

\"Because I\'m a woman,\" she told him.

因为我是女人,她告诉他.

\"I don\'t understand,\" he said.

我不明白.他回答

His Mom just hugged him and said,

\"And you never will, but that\'s O.K.\".......

妈妈拥抱了他说,\"你永远也不会明白,但没关系...\"

Later the little boy asked his father,

\"Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?\".

后来小男孩问他的父亲\"妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?\"

\"All women cry for no reason,\" was all his Dad could say......

\"所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣\",这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的...

The little boy grew up and became a man,

still wondering why women cry.

等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,

他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.

Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked \"God, why do women cry so easily?\"

最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问\"上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?\"

GOD answered......

上帝回答:

\"When I made woman,

I decided she had to be special.

I made her shoulders

strong enough to carry

the weight of the world, yet,

made her arms gentle enough to give comfort...

\"当我创造女人的时候,

我决定把她造的很特别,

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