推荐第1篇：英语剧本
剧本蛮搞笑的，单词也都是常见的，台词最多的是太子丹，啊三和荆轲，因为荆轲要求比较壮的，所以我选的角色是太子丹或者是啊三。大家看看这个剧本先，如果觉得还可以就选这个并看好自己要哪个角色，周四给我答复，如果觉得这个剧本不行的话就说一下，我们再找，不过要尽快哦！！ ！
这个剧本里的主要角色有：荆轲，太子丹，啊三，嬴政，荆柯夫人，观众甲 （负责一句台词和所有画外音）
旁白： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家里有很多疯狂的人，试图通过疯狂的方法展示疯狂的历史。荆轲先生是最有名的剑客并被送去刺杀秦皇“嬴政”。但最后失败了。你想知道那个时候发生了什么事吗？OK，下面的视频会告诉你真相。
Action1 第一幕
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared.So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 镜子，镜子，告诉我，谁是世界上最完美的男人？（画外音：是你，太子丹）谢谢你镜子！（面对观众）我是太子丹，神奇的镜子说我是世界上最具吸引力的男人，但嬴政是个爱嫉妒的家伙，我觉得如果镜子告诉了他真相，他会杀了我。我好害怕，我该怎么办？(向幕里大喊)我的大臣呢？
阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I aming.宝贝，我在这里
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!我已经一次又一次的告诉过你你应该叫我“我最漂亮的，最优雅的，最帅的，最迷人的，最可爱的，最聪明的并且最亲爱的太子丹！”
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea.We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）好的，宝贝。我有一个好主意。我们可以找一个英雄去杀嬴政。
太子：Oh yeah~~~.What is the most expensivemodity in this century? Talent!二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！(拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea But who is the right candidate?好主意，但谁才是好的人选呢？
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand.One is Mi LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe.Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.经过筛选现在我手上有两个有希望的人选，一个是李莫愁小姐，另一个是荆轲先生。明天他们会为世界第一杀手的称号进行决斗。
太子丹：Well, show me the winner as soon as poible, OK?
嗯，尽可能快的告诉我谁是胜利者OK?
阿三：Yes.好的
Action II第二幕
（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）
荆轲: Are you Li mochou?你是李莫愁吗？
李莫愁:Yes.
荆轲 : OK.I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.好的，我是荆轲，你知道的，我会让你知道我是杀手界的王
李莫愁Are you challenging me?你是在向我挑战吗？
荆轲
Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意
李莫愁Come on!
音乐起（人在江湖飘）
两人冲上前来
李莫愁倒地
荆轲大笑
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?发生什么事了？为什么你没有受伤
荆轲: We don\'t need any reason to win a person.Don\'t we? Do we?
赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？
李莫愁：Momma always said: \"Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou.You never know what you\'re gonna get.\" I got it, Momma is right.妈妈经常跟我说：“生活就像一盒巧克力，莫愁，你永远不知道你将拿到哪一颗”我明白了，妈妈是对的。
荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 我的天啊！你能对“你好吗？”这句话给我个新颖点的回答吗？
荆柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?很好，谢谢你。你夫人好吗？
太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!嘿朋友，我是开玩笑的
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?
我也是来玩笑的（毕恭毕敬）能给我你的名片吗?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：
To be or not to be, that\'s a question.
阿三：Hero，we need your help.英雄，我们需要帮助
荆柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.你可以得到许多钱
荆柯：I am very busy now!我现在很忙
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?IC,ID,IQ卡？
荆柯：I am very very busy now! 我现在非常非常忙
阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world.If you say O.K., she is yours.看，它是世界上最漂亮的女孩，如果你说好，她就是你的了。
荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!我不得不说她是个非常性感，非常漂亮的女孩，但TCM是我唯一的爱
阿三：What? What’s the TCM?什么？什么是TCM？
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.嘿，家伙，你看起来很聪明为什么你不知道什么是TCM?他们中的任何一个人都可以告诉你答案
阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?不好意思，什么是TCM
观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .中国传统MM
太子丹：I must show you the trump card.Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea.It is a brand new product of Unilever China.我必须出动我的王牌了。女士们，先生们，这是中国联合利华的一个品牌新产品“立顿纤体茶”
荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times.My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.纤体茶？我已经梦想了上百次了，我的夫人总是威胁我说肉过我不能减肥成功的话她就会离开我
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up.Take it! （荆轲伸手拿著。啊三不肯放手） Do you really like? Really?你要吗？如果你要就说出来！你为什么保持沉默？为什么这样看我？虽然你的眼睛里很平静，但我很开心，你最后还是得说出来，拿着它。（荆轲伸手拿著。啊三不肯放手）你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……
荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.告诉我我该怎么做？我会为你做任何事
太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!
Action Ш 第三幕
（《大话西游》主题曲响起）
荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.
阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.英雄，我们已经来到易水河了
荆珂：Just stop here, please.Farewell, my friends就到这吧，再见，我的朋友们
太子丹：I will mi you, baby.我会想念你的，宝贝
荆珂：Darling, I love you.亲爱的，我爱你
妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world! 我爱你，对我来说，你比整个世界都重要
荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you
我爱你，哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你
妻子：Well.Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.嗯，做一个男子汉，我会在这里等着你的
泰坦尼克号音乐
荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopele...promise me now, and never let go of that promise.亲爱的，你要帮我个忙，答应我活下去，无论发生什么事，无论多么没希望，你都不要放弃，现在就答应我，并且永远不要背弃它
妻子:\"I promise.\" 我答应
荆轲:\"Never let go.永不背弃“
妻子:\"I promise.I will never let go, Jack.I\'ll never let go.\" 妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，
荆珂上船，渐渐远去
妻子：It’s a good day to die.Nevere back.Never…… Never……
这是一个死亡的好日子，永远不要回来，永远，永远
妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much.As soon as I get the life aurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your ount .非常感谢你，我拿到一百万美金的人身保险后马上把五十万美金打到你的账户
阿三：Okay okay!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
The End
推荐第2篇：英语剧本
SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人
音乐起，旁白
A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful prince.Year paed, the king got married again, The people didn‟t love the new queen, because she was cruel.
One day, In the king‟s palace:
----白雪出场
S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful prince, I mi my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ?
音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场
Q: I am a queen , I‟m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who‟s the most beautiful ?
M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you !
Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white .
猎 人 出 场
H: Yes, my queen
音乐起，猎人追赶白雪，公主惊慌出逃
S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please !
白雪顺利脱逃后
S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down.
音乐起，7个小矮人出场，
D: 1\\Look, somebody ate my food----
2\\Somebody drank my water----
3\\Someone is sleeping now----
4\\What a beautiful girl!----
小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话
5\\How do you do?
S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you!
D:（齐说）Nice to meet you ,too----
6\\ welcome to our house!----
7\\Would you like to live here?
S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much!
D: Let‟s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white.
皇后、魔镜出场
Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who‟s the most beautiful?
M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!
Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!
音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话
Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,
S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!
Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?
S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!
白雪公主咬一口后倒地
Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha…
小矮人出场、围着公主哭
Snow white wake up, wake up…
音乐起，小矮人引着王子出场
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!
王子唤醒公主，公主醒了
P：Wake up ! Wake up , my queen !
S.w: Thank you for your help !
P: My pleasure !
音乐起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞
给你个大话西游的英文剧本吧~保证搞笑~
Big words of western tour （大话西游） Chapter 1
Site：The wedding
Characters:牛魔王、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖
Aside: The story begins with a wedding.The Bull King is going to have a concubine.
牛：Today is my wedding.I am going to have a concubine.Ha ha ha …….
妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?
牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore.She‟s right now at the Flame Mountain.She can do nothing about it!
(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)
牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!
Come here! This is my brother.
(牛深情地转向紫霞)
牛：Zixia, listen to me.I think I „ve fallen in love with you once I know you.I want to show my sincerity.So I request you to marry me in front of my bros.This Pandora‟s Box is my gift to you.I hope you would say yes.
妖：I object!
牛：What?
妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover.If you can pa it, I will shout up!
至：What‟s this? Really?
妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.
(剑从至的怀中落下)
妖：Magic Sword?
牛：Let me do this!
(紫跑出，拾剑)
紫：It‟s not true! It‟s just a joke.It is still meaningle even if you can put it out!
(紫跑下)
妖：King, Iron Fan Prince has come.
牛：Aaa……
(牛惊慌地跑下)
Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……
Chapter 2
Site: Bull King‟s back garden
Characters: 至尊宝、紫霞
（至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）
至：Why are you hiding here?
(紫抽剑，指向至。两人定格，至走出来，独白)
至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think.But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly.Because I‟ve decided to tell lies, I‟ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!
紫：I‟ll kill you if you come closer!
至：You should kill me! Kill me! I‟d found my best love, but I didn‟t treasure her.I left regretful after that.It‟s the ultimate pain in the world.Just cut my throat, please don‟t hesitate! If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words.“I love you”.If God wants to give a time limit, I‟ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!
（紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）
紫：What can you tell your wife?
至：I have to tell her the truth.So I must get the Pandora‟s Box back.Then go back with you and explain everything.But I hate myself that I can‟t get the box back.I ……
紫：I help you!
至：No, it‟s dangerous!
紫：You don‟t want to?
至：I do! But ……
紫：I trust you! I‟ll get the Pandora‟s Box back tonight.Wait for me here at midnight.
(猪喊)
至：Let me do something to my bo first.See you tonight.
（依依不舍）
Aside: The night ……
Chapter 3
Site: Dungeon
Characters: 至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧
猪和沙：Master, master
(两人同时悄声说)
猪：We come to save you.
沙：We come to bring you out.
唐：I won‟t go.
猪和沙：Stay here? Why?
唐：There‟re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures.This is because we‟re not united enough.So we let the devils do bad to us.That‟s fine.This prison has no difference with the outside world, to me; the outside world is just a bigger prison.You go out first.I have something to tell him.
(猪和沙下)
唐：You come in and have a sit!
至：To be honest, I‟m not your disciple.I don‟t want to be your disciple.Master I know you‟re a good guy.Please let me go!
唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong ……”?
至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?
唐：“dong, dong, dong ……” is ……
(唐唱Only you)
至：Stop.Stop.I can‟t take this anymore, please stop ……
唐：Ohoh ……
至：Damn you, you … I‟ve said I can‟t take this anymore.Don‟t disturb or I‟ll kill you.
唐： Monkey King, you can kill me.Life and death are very minor.When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me.Namonitabhaya …
(至跑走)
Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King, and he reaches the Spiders‟ Cave with the Grapes.Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider.
The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy who‟s cut open won‟t die at once.He can still see.So he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look.
After the Monkey King‟s death, he appears in the Hole of Waterfall …
Chapter 4
Site: The Hole of Waterfall
Characters: 至尊宝、观音
至：Godde.I‟m about to understand your words.I used my eyes to see in the past.What I was dying.I started using my heart to see this world.Then I could see all things clearly.That girl …has left a drop of tear in my heart.I felt her sorrow.
观：Have you given up all things in human world?
至：Yes! Life and death is just minor! …… But I don‟t understand why can human‟s hatred last 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 years.What hatred is it?
观：So that Tang Monk went to the west and got scriptures, which clean out hearts.
至：OK, I want to stay here, there are many things waiting for me to do.
观：I want to warn you again.After wearing the gold ring, you‟re no longer a normal human.You can‟t have human desires anymore.If you do so, the gold ring will get smaller and smaller.It‟s very uncomfortable.
至：OK.
观：Before wearing the ring, what do you want to say?
至：I had had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her.When I lost her, I regret.It’s the most pain in the world.If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”! If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years! 阿甘正传的片断
FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right.It\'s funny how things work out.EXT.BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA\'S MOM\'S HOUSEDAY Forrest steps over to Bubba\'s tombstone.FORREST (voice-over) And of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself.FORREST Hey, Bubba, it\'s me, Forrest Gump.I remember everything you said, and I got it all figured out.Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket.FORREST I\'m taking the twenty-four thousand, five hundred and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got...EXT.BAYOUDAY Forrest steers his shrimping boat.The boat is old and rusty.Forrest unleashes his nets as his catch of the day drops to the deck.It is a bunch of garbage and shells.Forrest picks up one shrimp.FORREST (voice-over) Now, Bubba had told me everything he knows about shrimpin\', but you know what I found out? Shrimpin\' is tough.EXT.DOCKS Forrest pulls a couple of shrimp out of a bucket.FORREST I only caught five.OLD SHRIMPER A couple of more, you can have yourself a cocktail.The old shrimper begins to walk away, then stops and looks at Forrest.OLD SHRIMPER Hey, you ever think about namin\' this old boat? FORREST (voice-over) I\'d never named a boat before, but there was only one I could think of.Forrest paints a name on the side of his boat.The name is \"Jenny.\" FORREST (voice-over) The most beautiful name in the wide world.这里提供经典英文剧本,台词,字幕 http://www.daodoc.com/movies/playwright.htm http://www.daodoc.com/viewthread.php?tid=82299&extra=page%3D6&page= http://www.daodoc.com/Article/ShowCla.asp?ClaID=13[话剧剧本]
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推荐第3篇：英语剧本
荆珂刺秦王（新版）
旁白（Elaine），太子丹（Susan），阿三ABC（标，冲，灿），荆轲（Tracy），荆轲妻（婧媛），李莫愁（丹梨）
旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s always you, Prince Dan! ）太子丹(高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared.So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my ministers? 阿三A,B,C(上,毕恭毕敬,齐声) : Honey, we are coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三A,B,C：Sure, honey! 阿三A:what’s trouble with you? 太子丹:just tell me! can I do something to Queen qin? 阿三B:I have a good idea.We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状） 太子：Oh yeah~~~.What is the most expensive commodity in this century?
旁白:Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）
太子丹:Good idea! But who is the right candidate? 阿三C：After screening I have two promising persons on hand.One is Mi LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe.Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as poible, OK? 阿三A,B,C：Yes.Action II 荆轲:Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁:Yes.what’s wrong? 荆轲:OK.I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁:Are you challenging me? 荆轲:Off course! (耸耸肩表示同意) 李莫愁:Come on! 两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”（演员配乐）
李莫愁倒地，荆轲大笑
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?
荆轲: We don\'t need any reason to win a person.Don\'t we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）
李莫愁：Momma always said: \"Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou.You never know what you\'re gonna get.\" I got it, Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑 太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荆柯：Sure! 太子丹：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please? 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着： To be or not to be, that\'s a question.阿三A,B,C(上前,抓住荆轲的手)：Hero，we need your help.荆轲:heyhey,get away form me,I’m not interested in man! 阿三A:nonono!we want you to kill somebody! 荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now! 阿三B：IC, ID, IQ card? 荆柯：I am very very busy now! 阿三B(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world.If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love! 阿三C：What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三C：Excuse me? What’s the TCM? 旁白：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card.Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea.It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times.My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.
阿三A：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up.Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗…… 荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三ABC（撞胯，击掌）Yeah! Action Ш （《大话西游》主题曲响起）
荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三ABC在后.阿三A：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Just stop here, please.Farewell, my friends 太子丹：I will mi you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型） 荆珂（深情）：Darling, I love you.妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》） 荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.(哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》) 妻子：Well.Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopele...promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.妻子:\"I promise.\" 荆轲:\"Never let go.“
妻子:\"I promise.I will never let go.I\'ll never let go.Baby\" 妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪， 荆珂上船，渐渐远去
妻子：It’s a good day to die.Never come back.Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三B接手机)： Thank you very much.As soon as I get the life aurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.阿三B：Okay okay! 旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
推荐第4篇：英语剧本
荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本
演员：荆轲
太子丹
随从阿三
李莫愁
荆轲妻子 旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared.So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea.We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状） 太子：Oh yeah~~~.What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand.One is Mi LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe.Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as poible, OK? 阿三：Yes.Action II （《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐） 荆轲
Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁 Yes.荆轲
OK.I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁
Are you challenging me? 荆轲
Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意 李莫愁 Come on! 音乐起 两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。” 李莫愁倒地 荆轲大笑
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?
荆轲: We don\'t need any reason to win a person.Don\'t we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）
李莫愁：Momma always said: \"Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou.You never know what you\'re gonna get.\" I got it, Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荆柯：Sure! 太子丹：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹晕倒 荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please? 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着： To be or not to be, that\'s a question.阿三：Hero，we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now! 阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荆柯：I am very very busy now! 阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world.If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love! 阿三：What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM? 观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card.Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea.It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times.My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up.Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……
（《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。） 荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah! Action Ш
（《大话西游》主题曲响起） 荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Just stop here, please.Farewell, my friends 太子丹：I will mi you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。） 荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）
荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.(哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》) 妻子：Well.Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopele...promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.妻子:\"I promise.\" 荆轲:\"Never let go.“
妻子:\"I promise.I will never let go, Jack.I\'ll never let go.\" （荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。） 妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪， 荆珂上船，渐渐远去 妻子：It’s a good day to die.Never come back.Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much.As soon as I get the life aurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.阿三：Okay okay! 旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
Justice Is The Winner(正义必胜) by Cecilia Liu 劉怡芬
5人短剧。搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。 人物
Bunny Cheng: Bunny Chen Eliza Lin: Daughter Celine Tu: Reporter et Aside Sano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓) Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓) ------------------ SCENE I A mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing.And her daughter is in the school now.Mom: Hello~ Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here.Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son!!! Don’t try to cheat me.Stupid guy! The mother is very angry and hung up the phone.But later… the phone is ringing again… Mom: Hello~ Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now? Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.
Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~) Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor.This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop.Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.) But the voice sounds like her daughter’s and the mom is not disturbed.She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter.The mom got there… Mom: Eliza~ Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you miing me? Do you come here to pick me up? Mom: Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let’s go home.I want to tell you something on the way home.Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.SCENE II英语剧本大全ww.coffbar.com Because the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangsters were furious.So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days.Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head)
Small gangster: Ouch! O.K.O.K.At this moment, the girl appears.Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her? Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time.
Small gangster: I’m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl.Just like a fairy.My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach! Big gangster: (Hitting the small gangster’s head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming.Let’s make a move! Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!!
Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor? Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you? Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.Big gangster: Sorry.Ignore what he said.Eliza: Never mind! Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University.Do you know how can I get there? Eliza: Oh… you should go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left.Keep going straight and you would see the university.Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street.And… Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left.Keep going straight and you would see the university.Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.Big gangster: It’s too complex.I can’t remember all the directions.I’m a foreigner.And I have an important presentation there.Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~ Eliza was confused.But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.Eliza: Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s go! Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl.Big gangster: Sorry.Just ignore him.Thank for your help.Eliza goes with the gangsters.In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife.And shouts, “Don’t move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.Eliza: What are you doing? Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you! Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared.Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared? Big gangster: Ya~ we are profeional.Eliza: Not funny! I’m hungry.I want to go home! I want to go home! Small gangster: Shut up.Don’t be so noisy! Eliza keeps crying.Small gangster: You! Get out of the car! Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner.(Disappointed) Eliza: I agree! (Nod head.) Big gangster: Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.Eliza: Thank you.How kind of you. SCENE III Mother is preparing dinner.Mom: Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up! No one answers her.And she realizes there is something wrong.Mom: Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me! It’s not funny.I’m hungry.
As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.Mom: Hello~ this is Anderson.I’m busy finding my daughter.Don’t bother me!
Big gangster: Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha… she is right here.Mom: Good job! Tell her it’s time for dinner.I’m hungry! Big gangster: Hey! You are cluele.I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson! Mom: Hey! Buddy! Don’t trick me!
Big gangster: Sure! Listen! (The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.) Eliza: Hello! Mom! I’m here! They are so kind.They gave me a lollipop.The gangster takes the phone away.Big gangster: Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner.You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.Mom: Too expensive! 20% off.Big gangster: Are you buying clothes? Mom: Bargain is my hobby.Big gangster: No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm.And remember don’t call the cop.Or you will find your daughter in the lake.Mom: O.K.See you then! At Tunghai Lake.The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry.At this time, the mother is coming.Mom: Ha! (Mom shouts.) The gangsters and Eliza are shocked.And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor.Small gangster: Oh,! My fish! Who’s there?
Mom: It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s wife.Where is my daughter? Release my daughter.Eliza: Hi! Mom, I’m here.Do you want to come here to eat fish? Big gangster: Where is the ransom? Mom: Release my daughter first! Big gangster: Give me the ransom first! Mom: No way! And the battle begins.Mom: Justice is always the winner.Eliza: Oh~ Yeah! Mom, you win! Celine: Ha! I got it! I got it! A new…… headline.Celine: I am at Tunghai Lake.Earlier, there was a violent fighting.A watermelon knife V.S.A B.B.Q.fork.According to the witnees, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter.And the mother won.Now, let’s interview the persons involved.Celine: Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society? Small gangster: I……
Celine: I…… I know.You are very sorry and regretful.How about you? (Turn to the big gangster.) Big gangster: None of your busine.(Run to the wall.) Leave me alone.Eliza: Me! Me!
Celine: What do you want to say? Eliza: Uh…My mom is so cool.She came to save me! Mom: My turn.My turn.Celine: O.K.O.K.What do you want to say after winning the fight? Mom: Well……
Celine: Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle.Mom: Yes.And the gangsters…
Celine: Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.Mom: Right.And they…
Celine: They want to trick you, but…
Mom: But… enough.I’m hungry.I want to go home with my daughter.Celine: Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked.First, stay clam and be skeptical about it.The caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment.A little doubt can protect you.Second, verify the story.Call the organization to make sure the story is true.Third, report it to the police.And don’t deal with the villains on your own.One phone call will often expose a trap quickly.However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave.She is my idol.I want to keep her sign.This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS.
搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
演员表：
西门吹雪
叶孤城
花满楼
king 陆小凤
旁白
道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠
旁白：A quiet villageis covered with white snow .
Bird sare dancing in the cold .
A man is walking along the street ,step by step .
Wind is coming in silence.
Another mysterious man approaches .
Y与X相遇．
X：oH , I am sorry to knock you !
Y:Haha, Never mind baybay.
X:Excuse me， who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?
Y:ha ha ,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens.I’m the most famous-------Ye Gucheng.Who are you?
X:Iam ximen chuixue.
Y惊讶:Ar, ximen chui xue?
X:Yes,what is wrong?
Y:I heard that you are the besting MartialArts?
X:Great, you know me !
Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!
X:No, I must kill you !
Y:I don\'\'\'t want to be killed.There are a eighty-year-old mothe and a three-year old son to be lookedafter by me!
X:No way! Because we are fighting now!you know?
Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don\'\'\'\'\'\'t forceme!
X:Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X抢过牛奶:milk, very good! Ilike drinking it.How do you know that?
Y:please drink it!
X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha
Y:Do you still want to kill me?
X:Sure, must! Milk is milk.
Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!?
X:I’m sure I won’t!
Y:I must give you a leon!If Idon\'\'tbeat your this time, you’ll never be have properly!3-2-1-0!
X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !
Y大笑：HaHa……
X可怜状: help! help! Where is the washroom?
Y:What ?
X:Toliet?
Y:What ?
X:The “WC”?
Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you seea coringroad!
X:Thanks,byebye.
Y掏出纸屑吹:This is genui rne snow!
H:Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!
Y:Who are you?
H:Hua---man----lou! Hav eyou seen ximenchuixue?
Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in“WC” now,ha……
H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world!
Y:You are right!
H:Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for! Do you want to join in us?
Y:Yes,It’s very good.
H:Ok, followme, Let’s go to see my king!
Y:Ok,Let’s go!
第二幕：无间道
H:My dearest ! let me introduce ye gucheng to you! （指Y） this is ye gucheng.
K:sit down plese, yegucheng.
H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Ye gucheng! Do you want to follow my kingn omatter what happens such as cold headache,sair and aids?
Y: Yes,Ido.
K: Hua manlou, come .put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）
X唱着上:Only you……(看到戒子) this ring should be mine!
K:But who are you? Why should it belong you?
Y急切: king! dearking!Imust go now,my brother is looking for me!huoxi(维语再见)
K:huoxi? What does that mean? It is not English, isn’t it ?
Y:How clever……
X冷酷:ye gucheng! Come here!I want to tell you something!
Y抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me!
X:Forgiveme? Why?
Y: Once there was a change before me,I lost it.If the god give me another chance, I’ll tell you“I love you”,If there must be a limited period,I hope it is a thousand years!
X:You shall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can you tell the lady’s“WC”!
Y:I like going lady’s WC .I……I……I think that you like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)
X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)
K: ayixidailu?What’s the meaning? Why I also can’t understand you?
X:You are stupid! It means“I love you”.
K:Don’t say that“you love me”.I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me!
X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You---kill----me?come, come…(Ｘ上去抓住K)
K:Fuck you.I must kill you!
X:How can you kill me? haha……
Y:Let me have a try! 3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)
K: thank you very much, you save me.Now, I’ll give you the ticket for American tolet you
have a vacation.
Y:That’s good.But there is one more thing.Can you give me a MM ?I want to go American with her.
K:of couse.You are the one who has the similar taste with me! Hahaha……
Y:Hahaha-----
H:Where’s somewhere?
K:What?
Y:Do you want to go lady’s“WC”?
X:Yes,I……I…… do.
H顶着摇头：X,no, no， you can’t go to Lady’s “WC”.That is not the place where you can go into ! because you are X ! you are the best man of Chinese kongfu!
X: what if I’m the best in the word? !why I try my best to live but I’m still so miserable ? when can I get my freedom? Must be the dead day ? !
K: you are right.One will not be clever until the day he die.In that case ,why will you die in such a bad sorrow way !go into the Lady’s WC , then die , comfortablly ! go ahead !
H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! go away !
K; why ? why do you help him ! who acturally are you ?
H: my real name Is Lu Xiaofeng------the wife of X .I’m a spy.
K惊讶: !you---you---You are Lu Xiaofeng ? X’wife ?
Y: I have already recognized you .a tricker ! do you know, you are the first person who cheated me ! because of you ,I decide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! (轻声说)Ｘwill die ,go and see him ,please .
H扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning !
K:what amoving story !I was impreed !
Y:life is a progre ,but it is depreed that it can not resume !
H: life Is a progre ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume !
(H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)
Y痛苦状:don’t leave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please not abandon me !realize that I’m wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,help me ,I key you ,beg you------help me .I’ll never do that again !(Y死，音乐停)
（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）
H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .
X:go home ! ?
H:Tomorrow is another day !even you have the last second to live,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love !
X:do you want me live a lifein such a sorrow way ? ok , ok , I promise I will be alive for you .but !you know, I have no time left ,but you have ,promise that you will be happy everyday !You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopele...promise me now ,and never let go of that promise.
H: I promise .
X:Never let go .
H:I promise .I will never let go ,
X.I\'\'ll neve let go.(X死)
H:be alive !yeah , be alive ! be alive without a hendance !life can be chance like time can go to back .there is beatiful snow but in sping , so life can come from the beginning ! （H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死.音乐停。）
这是我找来的3个剧本，第一个我们演过，效果还不错，因为台词比较搞笑。。。第二个我觉得比较难演出效果来，至于第三个，不知道你们看没看过《陆小凤传奇》，这个剧本里的陆小凤错了，他应该是个男的，所以剧本要改改。看你们选哪个，如果觉得第三个的情节不错很适合的话，改改也行。
正剧也有，不过没整理，因为觉得正剧可能演出来效果不好，所以只整理了搞笑的，如果想演正剧的话，和我说下，我再找找。。。
推荐第5篇：英语剧本
Qu Yuan (about before 304Songs of the South, breaking the \"Book of Songs\" manifestations, greatly enriching the performance of poetry, the Poetry of Ancient China opened up a new horizon.succeors will therefore \"Songs of the South\" and \"The Book of Songs\" and called \"Wind, showmanship.\" \"Wind, show\" Poetry is the history of realism and romanticism two fine traditions sources.Meanwhile, a representative of Qu Yuan Chu also affects the formation of Han Fu.
In the history of China, Qu Yuan is a most people admire and love poet.According to \"Qi added harmonic mind\" and \"Geography of the Sui Dynasty\" set, Qu Yuan May 5 for the Lunar Jiang himself.Chinese Folk Festival May 5 packet Ancients, dragon-boat race on the custom of people from the right to commemorate Qu Yuan M , Qu Yuan was also claified as the world \"four celebrity culture,\" one by the World Peace Council and the people of the world the solemn commemoration
QuYuan walked towards a bank of MiLo laying his long hair down to the full length .His face was pale like a lief .A fisherman saw him and asked:\"aren\'t you the Prime Minister \"san lv\"?Why do you come here.Why your condition is so bad?\"Qu said:\"The people in the whole world are turbidy like polluted water.But I am so clean.Besides, They are drunk ,but I am awake .Because of this reason ,I got expulsion as the punishment given by the king.The fisherman said:\"If someone is a great man ,he will stand by the whole world people supporting their opinion.even it isn\'t truth.Now that ,the people in the whole world are turbidy like poplluted
Qu Yuan, a Chinese literary history of the greatest and most distinguished Romantic poet, called him after the work is \"Songs of the South.\" Masterpiece is the \"Lament\", which is the longest of Qu Yuan a lyric poem, a total of three hundred seventy-three, two thousand seven hundred and seventy seven words of the poem describes the poet to practice their own political views are being attack and persecution, must expre their inner pain, faithful to the people and the feelings of the motherland.
Qu Yuan in the long journey of exile, the spirit and life suffered devastation and suffering is imagined.One day he is Singing River, encountered a fishing hermit, hermit to see him looking haggard haggard, advised him \"Do not rigidly stick to\", \"easy-going number\", and the bigwigs were in cahoots.Yuan said: \"I would rather go to Xiang River flows buried in the belly of the fish; security can Haohao of white, and almost dust mask secular?\" Year seven to eight tests, was the capital of Chu Chi broken, the spirit of the poet has been a great blow, seeing the difficulty of breaking the country, but can not use his power, he was so frightened that in extreme disappointment and pain, the poet came to the east of the Yangtze River Miluo, bouldering and drowned.He died about sixty years old, it is the Lunar May tenth.
Two thousand years of age, which in the course of history can not be considered just a moment, but despite the drain, dusk to dawn-to, the image of the poet Qu Yuan, but still remain in people\'s heart.Today, Dragon Boat Festival every day, people are still in the river in the dragon boat racing, the dumplings, multicolored silk tie to commemorate the great poet Qu Yuan, see the works of the poet and the spirit is eternal it!
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中文：
屈原青年时代就有着出色的才干，进楚国朝廷不久，便受到赏识，先后任职左徒、三闾大夫，但其政改主张始终未能实现，最后被削职流放。后来获悉秦兵攻破楚都郢，犹如晴天霹雳，悲痛万分，便来到泊罗江边，抱起一块石头，纵身投江自尽。“屈原精神”绵延了2000多年，鼓舞了一代又一代中华儿女，这是中华民族的一笔精神财富，无论何时何地，对我们永远都是一种教育和激励。
英文：
Qu Yuan\'s youth have a good time on the competence, Jin Chu court soon to be appreciated, has left office only,三闾doctor, but the political reform that has not been able to achieve the final grade has been cut exile.Was subsequently informed that all Ying QIN Bing Chu break, like a bolt from the blue, very sad, we came to the riverside Perot, picked up a stone, jump for Jiang himself.\"Qu Yuan\'s spirit,\" a stretch of more than 2,000 years, inspiring generations of Chinese people, this is a spiritual treasure of the Chinese nation, no matter when and where, for us is always an educational and inspiring.
推荐第6篇：英语剧本
Augustus Does His Bit《奥古斯都尽了他的本份》
英国著名戏剧文学家萧伯纳（Bernard Shaw, 1856_1950 ）
这是一部讽刺剧，剧中主要人物奥古斯都是一个政府要员，一个上流社会的贵族。他与手下一个小职员和一位女士有这样一段对白：
The clerk: (entering) Are you engaged?
Augustus: What busine is that of yours? However, if you will take the trouble to read the society papers for this week, you willsee that I am engaged to the Honourable Lucy Popham, youngest daughter of...
The clerk: That isn\'t what I mean.Can you see a female?
Augustus: Of course, I can see a female as easily as a male.Do you suppose I\'m blind?
The clerk：You don\'t seem to follow me, somehow.There\'s a female downstairs: what you might all a lady.She wants to know can you see her if I let her up.
Augustus: Oh, you mean am I disengaged.Tell the lady I\'m busy.( The Clerk goes) Stop! Does she seem to be a person of consequence?
The clerk: A regular marchione, if you ask me.
Augustus: Hm! Beautiful, did you say?
The clerk: A human chrysanthemum, sir, believe me.
Augustus: It will be extremely inconvenient for me to see her; but the country is in danger; and we must not consider our own comfort.Think how our gallant fellows are suffering in the trenches! Show her up.(The Clerk goes out.Augustus produces a mirror and a comb from the drawer of his writing-table, and sits down before the mirror to put some touches to his toilet.The Clerk returns, showing in a very attractive lady, brilliantly dreed.Augustus hastily covers up his toilet apparatus with The Morning Post, and rises in an attitude of pompous condescension.)
The clerk (to Augustus): Here she is.(to the lady) May I offer you a chair, lady? (He places a chair at the writing-table opposite Augustus and steals out on tiptoe.)
Augustus: Be seated, madam.
The lady: (sitting down) Are you Augustus Highcastle?
Augustus: Madam, I am.
The lady: (with awe) The great Lord Augustus?
Augustus: I should not dream of describing myself so, madam; but no doubt I have impreed my country-men-and (bowing gallantly) may I say my country-women—as having some exceptional claims to their consideration.
The lady: (emotionally) What a beautiful voice you have!
Augustus: What you hear, madam is the voice of my country.
通过这样一段简单的对白，你对主人公奥古斯都产生了什么样的印象？他有什么样的性格特点与价值观念？作者对主人公持什么态度，是褒还是贬？作者的写作目的是什么？作者是在讲一个人的故事，还是在讽刺抨击一种社会时弊？
在这里我们首先看到，当那位职员问道：“Are you engaged?”本意是“你现在忙吗？”奥古斯都却偏偏把这句话理解为“你订婚了吗？”（该句的另一个可能的意思）。这一问一答，不仅说明奥古斯都身为重要政府官员整天满脑子里只有个人私事，答非所问，也说明他不学无术，语言能力低下。因为，在英国的文化中，一名低级的普通政府职员是绝对不可能在公务场合直接问一个重要政府官员的婚姻状况的，那么，“Are you engaged?”的意义只能是“你现在忙吗？\" 另外，奥古斯都的答话“What busine is that of yours? However, if you will take the trouble to read the society papers for this week, you willsee that I am engaged to the Honourable Lucy Popham, youngest daughter of...”可以使我们清楚地看到，他一方面自恃清高，傲慢无理，不让人家多管它的私事，另一方面又迫不及待地向别人炫耀他的高贵身份。这又足见他的肤浅。
后来，当那个职员不得不改口说：“Can you see a female?”，本意是“你能否接见一位女士？”时，奥古斯都又错误地理解为“你能看见一位女士吗？。所以，他便回答说他的眼睛并不瞎，他能像看到男性那样容易地看到女性。这完全是驴唇不对马嘴。
对这样一个虚伪，傲慢，无知，低能的家伙，那位可怜的小职员只能选用适用于儿童的直白语言与奥古斯都对话：“You don\'t seem to follow me, somehow.There\'s a female downstairs: what you might call a lady.She wants to know can you see her if I let her up.”。
当奥古斯都终于明白有一位女士要见他时，先是推说公务繁忙: \"Tell the lady I\'m busy...\"，后来, 听说是一位漂亮的女人时，又一心想见，却又要找出一堆根本不搭边的冠冕堂皇的理由：“It will be extremely inconvenient for me to see her; but the country is in danger; and we must not consider our own comfort.Think how our gallant fellows are suffering in the trenches! Show her up.\" 似乎他见这个女人是为了国家的利益而做出了重大的自我牺牲。好一付“高大无私的君子”形象。
很明显，作者是借奥古斯都来映射那些虚伪、傲慢、自私、无能的政府官僚阶层，用讽刺与夸张的手法来抨击时弊，让观众和读者在捧腹大笑的过程中像看漫画一样从中悟出了一个非常严肃的社会问题。
推荐第7篇：英语剧本
梁：Where is my Yingtai?(在机场张望，手在额头，眺望)（场边上）此时，背景音乐 少女时代的Gee祝英台上场 彰显笑点 英台请注意表演（带墨镜，行李，走到场中央，摆造型）
梁：英台~（叫）
祝：山伯~（摘掉眼镜，扔掉行李）
（抱）
梁: I love you so much and I’ll mi you so much.
祝:I love you, too! Don’t worry.BoBo, I only love you in this world.I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back.Wait for me just for two years.
梁: I’ll ki you acro the Pacific Ocean.
祝:I’ll ki you from the other side.Wait for me.BoBo,this time I really should be going.依依不舍 背景音乐《答应不爱你》响起，两人分别逐步后退（梁做出伤心传）
第二场景： 英母喜爱马文才 英父痛批贪婪心
英母：darlingdarling。。。。（拉住英父）
英父： 怒气转身No matter what you Say, it is usele.The child\'s weddingcould not be so hasty（仓促的）.
英母：but dearling ,Mawencai was so cool and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched(相匹配的) for marriage.And ……..被英父打断
英父： I told you many times, we could notdecideying tai’s wedding.英母：darling….（转身面向观众）The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and death .But when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known he is so handsome.The furthest distance in the world Is not between poor and rich, but when I stand in front of you, Yet you can not see his love to ying tai.
父：no matter what yousay …..
旁白：马文才，is coming ~（大声）（父母整理衣服，匆忙坐下） （马文才上，拿折扇）
马：哇~，who is the man（看着镜子），heio handsome,ok, everybody，it is me（扇子），I am马文才（跟着一小弟，在场中央向观众介绍自己）
（完后，走向父母，鞠躬）
父：You are the Ma Wencai？（语气，不屑，不喜欢）
马：yes，A good man is me, I am.....Ma Wencai（扇子，造型）
英母：oh，That was you， come in ，sit down please!
马：aunt, I love yingtai so much，you know .I want to make it， here are my gifts，100 bottles of Guojiao1573 .（场中央）
英母：After drinking 1573, the legs are not painful, waist not sour.跳江南style.
马：three Benz and a big house in the seaside and so on .I hope you will like them!
母：there is no doubt that yingtai must be yours , you are so handsome.父： NO way ! 大怒指着马
马：that’s why?
英父：I will ask you some questions ,listen ….
马：OK
英父：Do you know the Marxism Leninism Mao Zedong Thought and Deng Xiaoping Theory and three represents the eight honors and Eight Disgraces
马：I don’t know.
英父：Do you know how big the sun is, the moon is round？
马：I don’t know.
英父：Do you know 黄岩island and 钓鱼island belong to China马：I don’t know.
父：Do you know why the thunder, see lightning first, then hear the sound 马：ye, This I know.
。。。（激动，举手）
父:en?
马：It is because the eyearein front of the ear,haha
Fu：fuck you，It is because light travels faster than sound（用扇子打他的头）
英父：Do you see yourself? you look like a pig who know nothing? （转向英母）You ask me to Take yingtaito marry him how I can trust him ?英母：I have no words.
马：but aunt have accepted my 3 million dollars and gifts.
父：money ？You think money can buy everything?True love is pricele！Only 3 million dollar….only 3 million dollar….only 3 million dollar….（逐渐反应过味来）3 million？3 million！！！Why didn\'t you tell me earlier (朝向英母，怒吼)，I fuck you too too。。。
父：（转身，讨好）OKOKYou give me 3 million dollarand yingtai belongs to you
马：Hey, money is really a good stuff
第三场景：马文才逼迫 祝英台越洋提分手 梁山伯闻此心伤悲
梁与祝通过手机聊天
梁: Oh, honey, I mi you so much, mi you every minute every second.Oh my dear.Are you listening to me?
祝:(高兴的说) Yeah.（马文才怒视之，祝被迫改变语气）Liang Shanbo.I’m calling to tell you that I loved you.But I think you’d better find a better girl.梁: What? Pardon?
祝: Because I’ll get married.Myparents had taken me to marry Ma WencaiHe is so handsome, just like 刘德华.So rich, even richer than比尔盖茨.And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.
梁: What are you talking about?
祝：shanbo, If life deceives(欺骗) you, don\'t be sad, don\'t be impatient! believe me.everything will pa, and all these things will become a kind of memory.（放背景音乐《好久不见》）
梁听到那些话悲伤的说不出话来，英台痛哭，马把英台拉下舞台。
梁：（流着泪喊着英台的名字，后来擦干眼泪说）：英台，do not leave me.It can not be true, I will learn English and I must go to America.
(梁拿出书，苦读)
旁白：From the beam Shangbo finally understand the importance of English, reading English every day
梁：（摇头苦读）I have a dream.even though I face the difficulties of today and tomorrow,It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed.I have a dream that one day I will go toAmerica and find 英台.It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart.In my heart.(深情的说)英台，英台，I know it is not true, I know you still love me.
旁白：After hard study, 梁 making great progre in English, so he decided to go to the United States of America
马和英台一起唱两个小蜜蜂（这时梁上）（这个可改成有意思的英文儿童舞蹈，我听说《head shoulder》很有意思）
梁：马文才~
马：梁山伯~（俩人绕圈走，挽袖子）（周欣驰电影
（拿出剑），打斗
梁输，被打倒在地。。。
马：（拿剑指着马，大笑，）梁乘机拿出手枪，开枪，打向手臂，剑掉~！（音乐，枪声）
马：You....You.Is too mean.
梁：fuck，what time is it，youstill use武术，You are out（拿着枪，在嘴前吹了几下）You, get out of here.
马：my life is more important and I have to go now.
英父（英父出）：Oh, no , you can not go , your money haven\'t given to me
英父追着马下场。
英台：（跑向梁）山伯山伯，how are you?
梁: I am fine.yingtai ,Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll always stay with you.I only know I was born to love you.
祝: I know I know andI love you too.I love you just like The mouse like rice.
梁: Really?
祝: ye
梁：really？
祝：ye（害羞）
这时音乐响起，他们一边唱歌一边跳舞
梁：（唱）亲爱的，你张张嘴，风中花香会让你沉醉。
祝英台：（唱）亲爱的，你跟我飞，穿过丛林去看小溪水。
马：（唱）亲爱的，来跳个舞，爱的春天不会有天黑。
梁祝：（合唱）我和你缠缠绵绵翩翩飞，飞越这红尘永相随，追逐你一生，爱你无情悔，不辜负我的柔情你的美，我和你缠缠绵绵翩翩飞，飞越这红尘永相随，等到秋风起秋叶落成堆
能陪你一起枯萎也无悔。（祝依偎在马的怀里，幸福）
(这个音乐要换成合适的英文歌曲)
全剧终
推荐第8篇：英语剧本……
A(衣衫褴褛）B（衣着光鲜）C小花D小草E椅子F新闻记者
B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前
A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）
B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也
不看A，仍自顾自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）
A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）
B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~
D：是啊是啊
与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。
E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。
A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？
A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲……
F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。
D：谁让这是一个童话呢……
为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。
A:sir,sir,pleasegivemeapieceofbread.thankyou,sir.I\'mhungrytodie.
B:getaway,getaway,dirtyman.
A:sir,sir!!
B:runaway,pleaserunaway.Ihavenofood,andIdon\'thavemoney,either.
C:hey,xiaoD,heiofoolish,i\'the?
D:yes,yes.
A:but....sir....pleaselistentome.....
B:wa,whyareyousodisgusting!!
C:hey,chair,doyoufeelthemaatonyouamomentagoisverystupid.
E:ai,prettyflower,doyouknow,menarealwaysverysilly.
D:yes,yes!!
E:sir!youlostyourwallet!can\'tyoubemoreclever?
F:goodmorning,everybody.I\'majonrnistF.TodayIsawaveryweirdthing--achairopenhermouth,andtwomenarefrightenedtofaint.now,Iwillintenviewthetwonozzyman.
B:wo,mygod,wo,my,mum.
F:I\'msorrytotellyouthismanhaeenmad.weneedn\'ttakenoticeofhim.letmeinterviewtheotherman,hello,man,canyoutellmenwhydidn\'tyoutellhimhelosthiswallet?
A:I\'msorry,Idon\'tknowhowtoeak\"钱包\"inenglish......
F:dearaudience,throughthisthingwecanlearnthathowimprotantitistomasteryaforeignlanguage,andhowlagrethemoneyaffectus.isthatallright,chair?
E:yes,yes.
C:ai,meniosilly.
D:don\'tbelieveus,itisjustafairlytale.
刚刚小安告诉我“丢提瑞破特”原来是这样写的dutyreport……英语老师把班上69个人分成12组，一个组有5到6个人，每周大家坐一块讨论件事情，这周我们就打算做这个小话剧了，下次可能打算写个续集什么的。我就演那台词简单的小花，70604演台词最少的小草，马可可能演那个台词也很少但是却是真正意义上的主角的椅子，我们的续集的情节梗概都准备好了。准备写那个椅子被人们关注后
推荐第9篇：英语剧本
英语剧本
第一幕
在歌剧《Haibal》的排练中，两位新来的剧团经理，来到剧院观看。剧团的台柱，女高音Carlotta正在唱歌的时候，突然一个沙袋从舞台顶上落下，只差一点点就可能砸死她。在演员们的惊呼之中，伴唱的姑娘们尖叫起来\"是Phantom干的\"。Carlotta又惊又气，拂袖下场，拒绝再唱。剧团芭蕾舞教练Giry太
太站出来…G:Oh,Itmustbethephantom,
MA:Phantom?Iusedtothinkit\'sonlyalegend.Whatshallwedo?
G:EverytimethereisaperformancetheNo5balconyshouldbeempty.Forit\'hantom\'s.Andthe2millionfrancthatisgiventothephantomshouldbecontinued.Ortheaccidentshaenedtodaywon\'tstop.
MA:That\'sabadnews.ButevenworseCarlottaourleadingactrealsoabadtemperwomanrefusetoplaytherole.
G:Notverydifficult.Christinecantaketheplaceofher.
MA:Christine?
G:Yes.Thoughsheis16inourtroupebutIlearnfrommydaughterthatsheislearningsingingfromasecretteacher.Andshesingsawonderfulvoice.
MA:Ok…oksinceIhavenoideanow.Christinecouldhaveatry.
《Haibal》的公演时，包箱里坐的子爵Raoul，也是歌剧院新的股东，发现剧里的女主角就是Christine，他年幼时的好朋友。演出结束以后，Raoul到后台见Christine并邀请她同进晚餐。Christine见到久别的好友虽然很高兴，但是她拒绝了Raoul的邀请，因为她的音乐教师，\"音乐天使\"，对她十分严格。Raoul离开后，Christine对镜卸妆的时候赫然发现Phantom从镜子里面显现出来。Christine被他牵引着，穿过镜子，仿佛走进了另一个世界。他们走下一层又一层的楼梯，坐船穿过歌剧院地下水池，最后来到Phantom所住的秘室。秘室的四周布满高大的烛台，里面的布置精制而高贵，但是既陈旧又破烂。在Phantom的钢琴声里，Christine的音乐课开始了。
P:IfindtheoneI\'mlookingforeventually.Apersonwhocanunderstandmymusichasaeared.ChristineforthefirsttimeIseeherIknowsheistheoneI\'mlookingfor.NowI\'mmakingefforttopracticehertobethebestsingers.Onedayshewillbeabletosingmysonginthestage.
CH:Whatamanheis.Healwayswearsamask.AndIknownothingabouthim.Hiame,hiackdrop,wherehecamefrom,onlyIknowthatheisagoodpersonandhelpmelot.Maybeheisugly.Howhelookslike?
……
P:No,Icaesurethatyouwon\'tbeinterestinginit.Andyouneverhavechancetoseemyrealaearance.Ohit\'salreadydaybreak.Youshouldgototheground.
Ch:Bye
P:Ithinkwewouldmeetsoon.
Somedayslater
G:whatisthemattermanager?Youlooksoworried.
Ma:Aseriouroblem.Thephantomhadsentmealetter.
G:what\'sthecontent.
MA:ItreadsthatheorderustoletChristinebetheleadingactreofthenewopera.
G:itdoe\'tseemsobadasIthink.
MA:ButCarlottawon\'tagree.
G:Whatareyougoingtodonow.
MA:IchooseCarlottaforsheismorefamouow.Andshewillofcoursemaketheoperasucceful.
G:Willthephantomtakeactiontodosth?
MA:Ihopehe\'dbetternot.Nowstrengthentheguard.It\'sallIcando.
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推荐第10篇：双簧英语剧本
1: It\'s our turn to perform.
2: Yeah, hey, You just said to ask me some questions, Now, please ask me in front of everyone.
1: Ah, well, do you know what call \"双簧\"?
2: 双簧？ Are two yellow eggs?
1: Ha ha, why don\'t you say two yellow duck eggs?
2: No,this is joking,how couldn\'t I do know 双簧! It is a kind of Chinese folk art forms.
1: Oh,very good,So,can you say something in detail?
2: Its English name is two-man act,with one speaking or singing while hiding behind the other who does the acting.
1: So,do you think you can show a two-man act?
2: of course.
1: Well,well,that I will test you today.Now,I\'m behind you, and say, you are in front of me, and play.OK?
2: That\'s all right! Go ahead!
1: That\'s good,we will start it after you clap your hands.
(2坐在椅子上，一拍巴掌.)
1: My name is WangErLang, one of the ten best singer winners, what? You don\'t believe it? Well,I will sing some....
(这时2听着有点怪，就站起来.)
2: Stand up, you are singing? You will kill me
1:嗯哼 you can\'t show it? Why do you say it out bravely?
2: Who said I can\'t show it.Just....
1：Okay,okay.Let me change somethings else.I say what to do,you act what i say,Ok?
2: No problem.
（2再坐下，拍掌起，1再说）
1: Square your shoulders , Accept stomach, Carry buttock , Raise your head , Then close your eyes,stretch your right hand,open your mouth,and put your fingers into your mouth,cut,cut ,cut it with strength!
2: Stand up again.
1: And what\'s wrong with you?
2: You ask what? If I do as what you said like that,my hand will be bitten off.
1: Didn\'t you say no problem?
2: Yeah,no problem,but I won\'t have my fingers!
1: Oh.That\'s right.Let me change somethings else,again.
（再次坐下）
1: How do I feel something on my face?
Stretch out my right hand to hit my left face,
and Stretch out my left hand to hit my right face,
Stretch out my right hand to hit my left face,Stretch out my right hand ......
（说着说着，乙站起来走了……）
1: Come back, my words are not over.
2: To hit anymore,My face will become the face of pigs.
1&2: That\'s the end of our performance.Thank you for your attention!
第11篇：英语短剧剧本
Little Red Riding Hood 小红帽
第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum：
(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌紫的水果放在篮子里）
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy,
what are you doing?
Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma.Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!
Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good.Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum：
Bye-bye.Darling.
第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf.I am hungry.(做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood.Hi! Little Red Riding Hood.Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.
Wolf：（自言自语）I\' ll eat Grandma.But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三场：Grandma家
Grandma：
（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now.(做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma：
Who is it？
Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me.Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma：
(边说边起床) Come in, come in.
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.
Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood.What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in， Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌紫，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No!
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious.I still sleep.I like sleeping.
Hunter：
(一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)
Hunter：
(端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌紫拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Sciors.(做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter：
Grandma ,give me some needles and thread．
Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma：
(从桌紫拿来针线)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.
Hunter：
(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma：
I\'ll thread it.
Hunter：
(拿起枪)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter：
You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!
Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!
Wolf： (应声倒下)
Hunter：
The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you Whose Fault Cast Mr.Green Mi Blue Police Nurse Doctor Daughter ------------------ Scene I (Green Garden St.) (During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr.Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens...Two people came out of their cars angrily...) Mi Blue: Oh! It\'s you, Mr.Green...Do you know how to drive your car? Mr.Green: You see that I was driving acro the road! Wow! There is a dent on my beloved BENZ.Mi Blue: My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me.(While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.) Police: What\'s happened? Mr.Green: She has bumped into my car! Mi Blue: No! It is himself that drove past the red light...(Quarrel again ...) Police: Has any one been injured? Mr.Green: I feel headache , foot ache , ache very much.Mi Blue: I ache all over too.(Both of them mourn painfully...) Police: Then I\'ll call an ambulance (O-E-O-E ...).------------------ Scene II (Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency) (Ambulance sends them to the hospital) Nurse: Who is injured? (Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...) Nurse: What\'s your name, Mr.? Mr.Green: Call me DPP Green.Nurse: (Unhappy facial expreion) Oh! Go to the corner and sit there.Mr.Green: But ...(nurse interrupts) Nurse: Go! Don\'t speak any words.....what\'s your name, Mi? Mi Blue: My name is KMT Blue.Nurse: (gentle and smiles) Oh, Mi this side, please.Would you tell me how you are feeling? Mi Blue: Oh! I ache all over...Nurse: OK! I\'ll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while.(Mr.Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected) Mr.Green: Nurse, I...I feel...Nurse: Wait there, didn\'t you hear me? (Mr.Green goes back helplely, the doctor comes over at this moment...) Nurse: The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.Doctor: Ok! I see...How are you, Mi? Mi Blue: I got an car accident and I ache all over...Doctor: (Check) It\'s ok...don\'t worry about it.I\'ll give you some medicine.You\'ll get well soon......Mi Blue: Thank you, doctor..(Mi Blue leaves.) Doctor: Next one.(Mr.Green comes in and Dr.reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green! Mr.Green: Yeah! Any problem with that ? Doctor: Hmm...(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)? What\'s wrong with you? Mr.Green: I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) ...Doctor: I...I...I see, Mi Lin – give Mr.Green an injection...Mr.Green: What? An injection? (Nurse takes out the syringe) Nurse: Where do you want to inject? (Mr.Green is frightened and shivering ...) Mr.Green: Well, doctor ...that ...I do not ache anymore, I...I want to leave.Nurse: Wait! Don\'t go...(Nurse pulls Mr.Green and forces him to enter the injection room) Mr.Green: Wow! ......That hurts! (Mi Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr.Green leaves in terrible pain.) ------------------ Scene III (Taiwan House) (Both of them come back home, then open the door and go into the house at the same time...) Daughter: Dad ...Mom ...What happened to both of you? Dad, you look pale.Mom, you look terrible, too.Mr.Green: I would not be like this if not for your mother...Mi Blue: What! That is your father\'s fault and he blames me impudently for...(Daughter is cold and shrugs–then watching TV) Daughter: Oh! I understand it.Even since the Presidential Election, there\'s no peace in our home.(Both of them are still quarrelling ....)
英文小短剧本文转自www.daodoc.com，www.daodoc.com 小品剧本，个人简历 简历封面 A(衣衫褴褛）
B（衣着光鲜）
C小花
D小草
E椅子
F新闻记者 B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前
A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。 B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了） A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）
B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊
D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）
A：可„„先生„„您听我说„„（仍拉着B衣服的后摆） B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼） C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？ E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~ D：是啊是啊
与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。 E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。
A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。 B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？
A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲„„
F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。 D：谁让这是一个童话呢„„
为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I\'m hungry to die.B:get away,get away,dirty man.A:sir,sir!! B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don\'t have money,either.C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn\'t he? D:yes,yes.A:but....sir....please listen to me.....B:wa,why are you so disgusting!! C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.D:yes,yes!! E:sir!you lost your wallet!can\'t you be more clever? F:good morning,everybody.I\'m a jonrnist F.Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:I\'m sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn\'t take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn\'t you tell him he lost his wallet? A:I\'m sorry,I don\'t know how to speak \"钱包\" in english......F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair? E:yes,yes.C:ai,men is so silly.D:don\'t believe us,it is just a fairly tale.
( 两只小蝴蝶跟着妈妈随着音乐的节奏飞出场。) Butterflies’ Mother: Have a good day! Bye-bye!
Butterflies: Bye-bye, Mommy! ( 两只小蝴蝶随着音乐的节奏飞来飞去)
T（倾听）: Wow! A new world! How nice! Bs: Good morning.
T: Good morning.Who are you? Bs: We’re butterflies.Who are you? Ts: I’m little tadpole.Let’s be friends.Bs: All right.Let’s play.OK? Ts: OK!
(music.小蝌蚪、蝴蝶跳舞，然后蝴蝶妈妈过来了) Butterflies’ Mother: Oh! My darling!
Bs: Mummy! Mummy! This is little tadpole.Butterflies’ Mother: Nice to meet you.T:Nice to meet you,too.
Ms: Oh ! my Darling, are you hungry? Bs: Yes, yes, I’m hungry.Ms:OK! Let’s go home.
Bs: Goodbye, little tadpole.(蝴蝶妈妈把小蝴蝶们带走了。)
T（哭泣）: Where’s my mummy? …Where’s my mummy? （鱼出场）
T: Mummy! Mummy!
F: Good morning, Little Tadpole.
T: Good morning, Are you my Mummy? F: No, I’m not.
T: Where’s my Mummy? F: Sorry, I don’t know.
（鸭子出场）
D: Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga.T: Mummy! Mummy!
D: Good morning, Little Tadpole.
T: Good morning, Are you my Mummy? D: No, I’m not.
T: Where’s my Mummy?
D: Your mummy has four legs.T: Thank you.
D:Goodbye.Little Tadpole.T:Goodbye.
（乌龟出场）
T: Mummy! Mummy!
Tor: Good morning, Little Tadpole.
T: Good morning.Are you my Mummy?
Tor: No, I’m not.Your Mummy is green.She’s over there.
T: Thank you.
Tor: Goodbye.Little Tadpole.T:Goodbye.
（青蛙出场） M: oh! My baby! T: Mummy! Mummy! M: Oh! My baby!
T: Mummy! Mummy! I mi you.
M: I mi you, too.(music.两人拉手转圈 ) M: Let’s go home.Ok? T: Ok!
英语短剧：小兔子乖乖 时间：阳光明媚的星期天早晨
地点：鸟语花香的动物王国
人物：Little Duck，Mi Cat， Mi Rabbit，Mr Dog
旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。一路上他又唱又跳，高兴极了。在小河边，他碰到了Mi Cat。
Duck：（很好奇）Hello，Mi Cat．What’re you doing？
Cat：（急得抓耳挠腮）Hello，Little Duck．There’s a big fish in the river．I’m hungry，but I can’t get it．
Duck：Don’t worry．Let me help you．
（Little Duck跳进水里，一会儿就帮Mi Cat抓到了鱼。）
Duck：Here is the fish for you，Mi Cat．Have a good meal．
Cat：Thank you，Little Duck．You are so kind．
Duck：Thats all right，Mi Cat．I must go now．Im going to my grandmothers home．Bye-bye！
Cat：Bye-bye！
（Little Duck继续赶路。忽然他看到Mi Rabbit躺在草地上，连忙跑过去。）
Rabbit：（躺在草地上）Oh，Little Duck．I run too fast and my leg is broken．I can’t stand up and I can’t
walk．
Duck：Don’t worry．Let me help you．
（Little Duck拿出一条手帕帮Mi Rabbit包扎好伤口，然后扶着她回家。）
Duck：Don’t
worry，Mi Rabbit．You’ll get well soon．
Rabbit：Yes，I will．Thank you，Little Duck．It’s so kind of you．
Duck：Not at all，Mi Rabbit．But I must go now．I’m going to my grandmother’s home．Good-bye！
Rabbit：Good-bye！
（Little Duck唱着歌又开始上路了，走着走着，他看到Mr Dog坐在家门口，看上去非常着急。）
Duck：Good morning，Mr Dog．You look worried．What can I do for you？
Dog：Oh，good morning，Little Duck．I got a letter from my friend，Mr Cock．But I can’t read and I don’t
know what he wants me to do．
Duck：Dont worry，Mr Dog．Let me help you．
（Mr Dog笑呵呵地把信递给Little Duck，Little Duck很仔细地将信的内容读给Mr Dog听。）
Dog：（满意地笑）Thank you，Little Duck．It’s really very kind of you．
Duck：Youre welcome，Mr Dog．（抬头看看挂在半空中的太阳）But I must go now．I’m going to see my
grandmother．
Dog：（摸摸Little Duck的头）Don’t worry，Little Duck．Let me send you to your grandmothers home．
Duck：Thank you，Mr Dog．
（Mr Dog驮着Little Duck一路欢歌笑语向外婆家跑去……）
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧
B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆
B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..
T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
E: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a leon!(变成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
E: Master, brother Monkey is.......
T: Scratch! Don\'t mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住T)I\'ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can\'t understand......What happened?
S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey\'s intuition(直觉)
N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?
S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I\'ve called the police.
N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I\'m sorry(小声)
S: What?
T: I\'m sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
T: Let\'s go guys!( 歌) S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.
E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.
J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.
T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.
T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.
T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......
英语童话剧(剧本) Rabbit\'s birthday
旁白：There are a lot of lovely animals in the forests.They\'re living a happy life.Little rabbit wants to invite some friends to his birthday party.Early in the morning, the rabbits are busy.
第一幕
1.音乐起，房子，小树上场 Houses: We are houses.Trees: We are trees.Tree1: I\'m tree.I\'m a little tree.Tree2: I\'m green.Tree3: I\'m tree.I\'m a beautiful tree.Trees: We are the forest.(树后退至背景处) 2.音乐起，花上场
Flower1: I\'m red flower.Flower2: I\'m yellow flower.Flower3: I\'m purple flower.Flower4: I\'m blue flower.Flower5: I\'m pink flower.Flowers: We are flowers.3 音乐起兔上
Rabbit: Today is my birthday.I invite a lot of friends to my birthday party.
I\'m waiting for them in my house.(到房子里等待，从窗口探出头等待) 第二幕：小兔朋友上场 1、音乐起，萝卜上
Turnip: I\'m a turnip.I grow and grow.I\'m getting bigger and bigger.I\'m ripe now.2、音乐起，猴子跳上场
Monkey1: I\'m monkey.I can jump.Monkey2: I\'m monkey.I can jump,too.Monkey1: Little rabbit invited us to her birthday.Let\'s go.Monkey2: OK! 边跳边唱儿歌：Might as well jump.Jump !Go ahead, jump.
Might as well jump.Jump !Go ahead, jump.3、遇见萝卜
Turnip： Hello, monkeys! Look I\'m ripe.Please pull me up.Monkey1: Today is rabbit\'s birthday.We can take this turnip as a birthday present for her.Monkey2: All right .Let\'s try.Monkeys: Hi-yo! Hi-yo!One, two,three! Hi-yo! Hi-yo! One, tow,three! We can\'t pull you out! 4、小猪上场
Pig : Oink-Oink! I want to go to rabbit\'s birthday! Oink-Oink! ~~ Monkey1: Pig! Pig! Help! Help! Pig : What are you doing ? Monkey2: We want to take this turnip as a birthday present for rabbit.But we can\'t pull it out.Please help us! Pig& Monkeys: Hi-yo! Hi-yo!One, two,three! Hi-yo! Hi-yo! One, tow,three! We can\'t pull you out! 5、小鸟上场 [Little birds]mp3 跳舞 放音乐 Bird1: I\'m bird.Bird2: I\'m bird.I can sing in the tree.Bird3: I\'m bird,too.Birds: We\'re birds.Monkey1: Birds! Birds! Help! Help! Monkey2: We want to take this turnip as a birthday present for rabbit.But we can\'t pull it out.Please help us! Animals: Hi-yo! Hi-yo!One, two,three! Hi-yo! Hi-yo! One, tow,three! We can\'t pull you out! 6、狮子上场，音乐起
(看见小动物们) Lion : Roar-Roar! What are you doing? Monkey1: We want to take this turnip as a birthday present for rabbit (声音要胆怯) Lion：I want to go with you . Animals: No,no no.Go away! Lion: I know I\'m not good.But~~I can help you pull out the turnip.(动物们讨论一下) Animals：All right.But you must treat everyone well from now on. Lion: OK! Animals: Hi-yo! Hi-yo!One, two,three! Hi-yo! Hi-yo! One, tow,three! Hurrah! Hurrah!We pull out the big turnip! Lion: Let\'s carry the big turnip to the rabbits. Monkey1: Let\'s go! Monkey2: Let\'s sing. Animals: OK! (扛着萝卜，唱着歌，绕场一周)
第三幕：在小兔家，小兔一家正在准备东西 1（狮子来敲门，小兔听见狮子，不敢开门） Lion: Open the door!Open the door! Rabbit: Oh! Lion! I don\'t want to open the door! Mumy: Dear, please open the door.Rabbit: No,no! Mumy: No, it\'s not good.We are all the friends.(小兔想了一下）Rabbit: OK! ( 大家进门，把礼物送给小兔 ) Animals: Happy birthday to you! Rabbit: Thank you ! 2 兔妈妈端上水果
Rabbit: Apples, apples, red apples!(边说边分) Animals：Apples, apples, red apples! Rabbit: Bananas,bananas, yellow bananas! Animals: Bananas,bananas, yellow bananas! Rabbit: Grapes, grape,purple grape! Animals: Grapes, grape,purple grape! Animals：Apple red, apple sweet~~~( 音乐起，围着大萝卜又唱又跳) Rabbit: Hello,friends! Come on ! Let\'s dance.Let\'s sing! Animals: Happy birthday to you ! (蛋糕上，摆pose) (全剧终)
第12篇：英语视频剧本
英语视频剧本
English video script
视频信息介绍
班级：1021142 编辑：张文飞、杨贵龙 指导教师：孙俐玲
摄像：刘洋 后期处理：张文飞 参与拍摄人数：2 视频剧情:3 拍摄时间2011-12-4 拍摄地点：北京信息职业技术学院
注：本视频仅供学习交流，如有错误，纯属水平问题。见谅！
导语
视频内容介绍
《接待》、《打电话》、《聚餐》
《打电话》视频拍摄地点：图书馆 简介：接了电话之后发现是很久不见的朋友，我们聊得火热,老朋友也希望见到我。并参观我生活的地方！
《接待》视频拍摄地点：教室
简介：杨贵龙给我打电话并说想参观我学习地方。对于好久不见的朋友。我热情地接待了他。并相约一起聚餐
《聚餐》视频拍摄地点：宿舍
杨贵龙来到了我的学校！我请他在我们学校里吃饭。并且表示非常的喜欢！
NO.1《打电话》
铃声响起！···铃····
Y:Hello,May i speak to Zhang sir .Z:Please? Y:Yes.This is Yang sir! Z:Oh ,Hao are you ?What\'s going on with you Y:Fine! Thank you.will you be free this weekend? Z: Yes, I have time Y:Can i visit your school? Z:Of course you can.Y: Ok,We can see the weekend Z:OK Looking forward to your coming Y:Thank you.Bye! Z:Bye! NO.2《接待》
杨先生进门了！
Z:Hello Yang sir!Welcome you come to our school Y;We haven\'t seen you for ages Z;Yes, there are a few years Y:You are getting fat Z:You also get taller Y:Yes ,We have changed.Your school is very beautiful Z:Yes Our school afforest is better.Y:I see Z:DO you want to eat dinner together? Y:Yes ,I want
Z:I will give you a surprise Y:I hope NO.3《聚餐》
两个人进入餐馆！~ Z: Would you like to order now? B: Yes.I\'ll have the pie to start.A: What drink do you want？ B: I\'ll have a cup of coke Z:OK!please wait waiter! Come here please W:Hello ,do you want to order? Z:Yes ,we want to eat pie ,a chicken and two cup of coke W:OK!please wait.the two men .this is your food Z:OK Thank
Y:The food Tastes Good X:yes this Restaurant is very good Y:Yes ,i think so 寄语！
在编辑视频的剧本的时候，我充分的感觉到了自己英语水平的不扎实。感觉难度对自己来说确实有点大！不过通过自己的编辑过程中。查找资料。网络词典等工具的帮忙下！最终还是完成了。也深深的扎根在了脑子里！虽然不能说英语水平提高了！但确实是和以前的水平比稍微高了一些！实践中得真理。用在这里也一样！东西做的不是很好。相信也有不少错误!不过确实用心做了！无愧！期望以后英语水平可以提高！
编辑于2012年12月4日凌晨 张文飞
第13篇：英语剧本3
四人英语话剧剧本 《新梁祝外传》（搞笑版） 《新梁祝外传》
L:梁山伯
Z:祝英台
M:马文才
旁：旁白
旁：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁•路德•金的演讲。（旁白暂停，邓英文“I have a dream ”）。祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人（旁白暂停，祝英文“this is BBC….）最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。
L: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I‟ll mi you so much.！
Z: I love you, too! Don‟t worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world.I‟ll marry you as soon as I‟m back.Wait for me just for two years.L: I‟ll ki you acro the Pacific Ocean.Z: I‟ll ki you from the other side.Wait for me.BoBo 旁：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。
L: Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I mi you so much, mi you every minute every second.Oh my dear.Are you listening to me? Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo.I‟m calling to tell you that I loved you.But I think you‟d better find a better girl.L: What? Pardon? Z: Because I‟ll get married.L: Married ? to who? Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai..He is so handsome.So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong.And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.L: What are you talking about? You wait and see.I‟ll give you some color to see see.I‟ll kill you! I will kill you in America!
Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha 旁：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和GRE。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。 I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream.It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal.I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America.It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart.In my heart.旁：一年之后，梁山伯也来到了美国，四处寻找祝英台的下落。终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台，而她正和马文才卿卿我我。
L: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I‟m Liang Shanbo.I‟m here to kill you.Z: Liang….shanbo.Oh, Wencai.He is crazy.He will kill me.M: You! Get out of here.L: You! Get out of here! M: 电话来了。Hello, I‟m in wuhan.Ok ok I‟ll come right now Z: Please don‟t go.Just stay, please.He‟ll kill me.M: I know! But if I stay, he‟ll kill me by the way..Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典? M: Sorry, I‟m not good at 葵花宝典.I‟m just good at 新华字典。
Z: Oh, you liar.Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh, darling, you must kill me? L: Yes, I have to.Because I hate you more than I can say.Z: (sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you‟d love me forever.Don‟t kill me, ok? Shanbo.I qiu qiu ni..L: No door! (sing) Where you go, whatever you say, I‟ll be right here killing you.I only know I was born to love you or to kill you.Now I can‟t love you, the only choice is to kill you.Z: 曾经Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn‟t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years.That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you.Only you.(sing) L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!! Z: Please, you know I love you.I love you just like laoshu ai dami.I want to marry you.L: hehehe Really? Z: Oh, of course.Please don‟t kill me!!!!
L: To kill or not to kill is a question.I don‟t know.Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands.Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill? (to kill) L: You hear this.I „m sorry.But don‟t worry , I‟ll go to heaven together with you.Z: All right kill me, then we‟ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing) (sing)
Z: 亲爱的你别杀我，杀了我你也没有好结果 L：亲爱的我也不想杀
可是大家非得要我杀
第14篇：英语话剧剧本
英语话剧剧本：5人英语话剧剧本-Yes Means No(似是而非) 本文来自: 教客网剧本大全(http://www.daodoc.com/) 详细出处参考：http://www.daodoc.com/ Summary:
Teddy Lawson is going to marry Edith Merrill and he asks his father, Mr.Lawson, to finance his honeymoon.However, Teddy\'s father wants him to learn to say NO first because Teddy always says YES to everyone who makes a request.They make a deal that Mr.Lawson will give Teddy one hundred dollars for every time Teddy says NO in half an hour, but if Teddy says YES just once, Teddy forfeits every NO-Mr.Lawson\'s secretary, Mi Collins, will make the strict account of every NO.
In order to have a nice honeymoon, Teddy tries hard to carry out his father\'s orders and answer NO as many as poible to everything asked, even though he is running the risks of breaking his father\'s deal with T.J.Morgan and losing his own sweet heart--Edith Merrill...
TEDDY: (Coming to his father\'s desk L.)
Dad, there\'s something I want to tell you. LAWSON: Oh, is that so! What is it?
TEDDY: Well, Dad, I\'ve just proposed to Edith Merrill and she\'s accepted me.
LAWSON: Going to get married, eh? When do you intend doing this?
TEDDY: Right away.That\'s why I wanted to see you, and of course I know you\'ll finance the honeymoon.
LAWSON: Oh...I will, will I? (Pounds desk, rises and comes to Teddy C.) I\'ll tell you that I\'m ashamed of you.You haven\'t any backbone...you can\'t say NO! I left you in charge of my busine last week just to see how you\'d conduct it.And you did great.Ha!...If I\'d stayed away another week, you\'d have ruined me (Strolls up C.) TEDDY: I did the best I could!
LAWSON: Then you\'d make a fine busine man.(Coming down C.)The most eential thing in a busine man\'s life is to be able to say \"NO.\" At all times NO.Especially in a credit busine like mine.But you said YES to everyone who asked for extra time.(Takes a few steps L.)
TEDDY: But they always cried to me and I just couldn\'t say \"no.\"
LAWSON: Well, you\'ll learn to say \"no\" before I finance any honeymoon.(Lawson is below desk L.Phone rings, Lawson turns to his desk, grabs phone quickly and sits down.)Lawson talking...! (Listens a second.) NO!!!I...said...NO.(Listens again.)Then I\'ll foreclose.That\'s final..NO! (Lawson hangs up receiver.Turns to Teddy.)That\'s how I make my money..being able to say NO..NO..NO.(Pounds desk with each \"No!\" Rises and comes to Teddy C.) And that\'s the way I want my son to be before he shoulders the responsibility of marriage.
TEDDY: Well, give me another chance, Dad...and I\'ll try to make good. LAWSON: (He sneers the last Word and takes a stroll up C.) Do you mean it?
TEDDY: You bet I do
LAWSON: (Coming down L of Teddy.)
TEDDY: All right...I\'ll give you another chance.You want money for a honeymoon?...Very well! You take charge of this office while I go to lunch and I\'ll give you one hundred dollars for every time you say NO.
LAWSON: One hundred dollars?
TEDDY: Right! Do you think you can do it? LAWSON: I\'ll try.
TEDDY: (Croes R to Mi Collins.) Mi Collins, I want you to remain in this office with my son while I\'m gone.You can sit at my desk.(Mi Collins doesn\'t move immediately.) NOW!(She jumps and croes stage.)
COLLINS: Yes, sir!
LAWSON: (Croes L.) And I don\'t want you to leave it for a second.Understand? (Mi Collins nods.) And I want you to keep strict account of every time my son says NO.But remember, if he answers YES just once...he forfeits every \"NO.\" (Turning to Teddy.)Are you on? TEDDY: Yes.(He realizes what he has said and clasps hand over his mouth.)
LAWSON: (Croing R to door, taking coat and hat from hall-tree.) Very well.You\'ll be in charge here for one-half hour...(Looks at watch.) Now remember...not one \"Yes.\"...It must be \"NO\" to everything.(Lawson exits and slams door.) (Teddy stands for a second smiling.Phone rings, and he rushes acro stage to phone on desk L, and picking it up shouts into it.
TEDDY: NO..POSITIVELY NO! (Hangs up.Strolls acro stage, grinning at Mi Collins, who is amazed.) That\'s two...put them down.
COLLINS: (Writing.) Yes, sir.(Phone rings.Teddy grabs it again, while Mi Collins warns him to be careful.) You better hear who it is, sir.It may be important.
TEDDY: Hello? (Repeating what is said to him.) Is Mr.Lawson in? NO! Do I mind speaking for him? NO! What?...NO!
COLLINS: (Rising and pleading.) Don\'t you think you\'d better hang up, sir?
TEDDY: (To Mi Collins.) No.Put them all down...there were five of them.(Into phone.) No, no, no! (Raising three fingers to Mi Collins.) I wasn\'t talking to you...I was talking to Mr.Lawson\'s secretary.What? No! I should worry? No! (Hangs up.Laughing heartily at his results so far.) COLLINS: (Fearfully.) Aren\'t you going a little too far, sir?
TEDDY: No! There\'s another.Are you keeping strict account of them? (Croes to desk L.) How many are there?
COLLINS: Just...just thirteen, sir.
TEDDY: (Taking C and dancing a step.) Thirteen, eh? COLLINS: But isn\'t that an unlucky number, sir?
TEDDY: No! That makes fourteen! (Teddy croes to desk R.) Well, that\'s a trip to California, anyway.(Phone rings.But this time Mi Collins gets it first.)
COLLINS: Hullo? Just a second, please.(Now to Teddy in a whisper.) It\'s T.J.Morgan to see your father. TEDDY: No!
COLLINS: Shall I tell him to come back?
TEDDY: No!
COLLINS: But he wants to know if he can see Mr.Lawson? TEDDY: Tell him NO! (Emphatically.Croes R.)
COLLINS: (Into phone.) No! (Hangs up.)
TEDDY: (Enjoying it all immensely.) Add three more to the list.How many is that now? (Teddy croes to desk L.) (At this point T.J.Morgan rushes into room unceremoniously.) MORGAN: What\'s the idea of telling me I can\'t see Lawson? Is he in? (Comes C as Teddy circles below him to R.)
TEDDY: No! (Mi Collins keeps marking every \"no.\")
MORGAN: (Turning to Mi Collins L.) Then who said Lawson wouldn\'t see me? Was it you? (Mill Collins starts to answer but Teddy butts in.)
TEDDY: No! (Hoists a finger for Mi Collins to get the additional \"no\" on the record.)
MORGAN: (Turning back to Teddy R.) Oh, then it was you?
TEDDY: (Gulping.) No!
MORGAN: (Confused.) Then who was it? Was there anybody else in the office? TEDDY: No!
MORGAN: Can\'t you say anything but \"NO-O-O!?\" TEDDY: (Imitating his dragged out \"No.\") \"NO-O-O!\"
MORGAN: (Waving his hand in disgust.) You\'re a silly a...Will you deny that? TEDDY: For a hundred dollars?..NO! (Signals Mi Collins to add it on the list.)
MORGAN: You\'re impoible.You tell him that T.J.Morgan was here to see him about that lumber deal.He likes to make money the same as everybody, doesn\'t he?
TEDDY: Why...er..NO!
MORGAN: What? (He shakes his finger in Teddy\'s face.)Do you mean to tell me he\'s not interested in that lumber deal any more? (Mi Collins tries to speak.Morgan turns to her quickly.) Were you going to say something? TEDDY: No..Shefifteen -
TEDDY: Don\'t skip any. COLLINS: Just forty-six, sir.
TEDDY: (Excitedly, taking stage.) Forty-six? Why, it\'ll be a trip around the world.I must make it an even fifty.(Offstage R, Lawson\'s voice is heard in warm argument.)
LAWSON: You just come in here with me.We\'ll see what this is all about.(He enters swiftly, followed by Edith and Mr.Morgan.They surround Teddy who has sneaked to C, half frightened.) Now Mi Merrill, ask him before me.
EDITH: (Half crying.) Didn\'t you tell me your father paid you to break off our engagement? TEDDY: NO! (She staggers back amazed.)
MORGAN: When I asked you about the lumber deal, what did you say? TEDDY: NO!
LAWSON: (Coming toward Teddy and shaking his fist.) Don\'t you know any better than that? TEDDY: NO! (Calling to Mi Collins on opposite side.) That makes fifty!!!
LAWSON: (Bewildered) What\'s the idea?
TEDDY: The idea is that I\'ve carried out your orders...I haven\'t said one...(Catches himself.) what you said not to say.
LAWSON: (Shaking fist in Teddy\'s face.) Do you think I\'m a complete idiot? TEDDY: No! (To Mi Collins.) There\'s another one...put it down.
LAWSON: (To Mi Collins.) Don\'t you DARE put that down.I\'ve had enough of this.
MORGAN: (Approaching Lawson L, and brushing Teddy aside.) I think I understand it all now.It was a joke.
LAWSON: Absolutely! (Going to door R with Morgan.) We\'ll talk it over at the club tonight.(Morgan exits R.) TEDDY: (Meeting his father C, and grasping his coat lapel.) Make a check for me...for five thousand dollars.Fifty \"No\'s,\" you know.
LAWSON: (Croing to desk L.) How could anyone say fifty \"No\'s\" in fifteen minutes?
Imagine what I could do in an hour.My middle name is Speed.
LAWSON: All right, I\'m the goat.I\'ll give you the check.Then use some of that speed in getting out of here.(He turns to desk L, and sees Mi Collins seated at it.) Well, what are you doing at my desk?
COLLINS: (Rising, frightened.) Why, you told me to sit here, sir.Shall I go to my own desk, sir? LAWSON: (Shouting.) YES! (Mi Collins croes R, to her own desk.) TEDDY: (Croing to his father\'s desk.) Did I hear you say YES?
LAWSON: NO! (Writes in checkbook.)
EDITH: (Coming to Teddy C.) Oh, Teddy, I see it all now.\"No\" meant \"Yes\"..when you said \"no.\"
TEDDY: \"No\"..\"Yes\"...wait...When I said \"No\"...when I said...I...(Conflised.) Oh, I only know we are going on a honeymoon.(They ki and embrace.)
LAWSON: (Rises with check in hand and comes C.) Here\'s your check.I made it out for ten thousand instead of five, because ten will take you farther away and keep you away longer.
TEDDY: (Taking check and looking at it.) Why, Dad! You\'re wonderful..you\'re marvelous..you\'re...(Changing tone.) IS IT GOOD? (Father swells with satisfaction on praise, but turns furiously on last line.) Well, come on, darling.Good-bye, Dad...(They both start for door R.) (Teddy catches hand of Edith who waits for him in door R, and they plunge off happily together.) (Lawson and Mi Collins stare after them, Mi Collins chuckling with delight.) The End
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第15篇：英语剧本：三顾茅庐
Three visits to the cottage————By FRIENDS Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐） is a story from one of the Four Great claical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms.ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original.Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history.Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang\'s thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser.Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei\' sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom.He devoted his whole life to the cause and died in harne.
Our script is revised from this story and writed by my clamates of group FRIENDS.In this play, we add many modern and funny elements.For example, there are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some claical movies like Infernal Affairs(中文名无间道), My Own Swordsman（中文名武林外传）,The Flirting Scholar（中文名唐伯虎点秋香） were combined in our play.Also, we added some interesting pictures and audio to our slide.
Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue.But this play is the result of painstaking efforts of our group.So we present our script to you and wish you will like it.
Three visits to the cottage
Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao\'s corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs.Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubei\'s home Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei Guanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It\'s so terrible!
Liubei:
Yu, it\'s impoible that I don\'t feel painful, isn\'t it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope.Now we come down to Caocao\'s corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles.It\'s very hard to get work now.No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about? Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang\'s wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it\'s time for us to be debt collectors now.Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we\'ll be as poor as church mouse.Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let\'s go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning! Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.
SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s house Actors:
ZhuGeliang Wife ZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang.But I feel so morose recently.Because my wife forced me to pa the CET-6.What’s CET-6? Do you know? You?(Ask the audience) I’ve never heart about that.And she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts.It’s ridiculous.My major is military advice, not English.Why should I read this? Wife: Darling! ZhuGeliang：My wife is coming，she is so long-winded that I can never bear her.Wife：My dear, how about your study? ZhuGeliang：These books make me want to doze.I’m dizzy.Wife：Darling! Now, competition is so serious.If you can’t pa cet6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job.I have stayed here for half of a lifetime.But never visit a bigger place like Yangling.ZhuGeliang：Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.Wife：Are you sure? let me have a test to you.Listen，read and see! ZhuGeliang：A piece of cake!
Wife：Listen, can you spell apple? Desk? ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can’t.
Wife：You can’t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I\'m wrong, I\'m really wrong, I\'m wrong from the beginning.I shouldn\'t marry here.If I didn’t marry here, I\'ll never in this heartrending place now, ZhuGeliang：Don’t cry, don’t cry, stop! I ‘m going to study hard at once.Wife (laugh): That\'s the spirit! Do you know? We are in the red for your Cet6.I even borrowed money from the gate keeper.What can I do when they dun for debts.ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei? Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy! Keeper: What is the matter? Madam? Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so
you will tell the people who calls on him that bo has went to study in England. .Keeper: Yes! Madam! Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.
SCENE3
Outside ZhuGeliang’s house Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei Keeper Zhangfei: Let me strike the door! Open! Open!!! Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt? (Open the door) Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En Keeper: Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my bo is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: OK! We are waiting for him here! Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will come back, thus, let’s go home!
Aside: The three men went away with disappointed.After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time.Unfortunately, they didn’t see Zhugeliang again.Two month paed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow
and very cold outsides.ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here
three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is outside.
SCENE4
Outside ZhuGeliang’s house Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei Keeper Zhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you.It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.
Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god! Let’s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(Knock the door) Keeper：My bo is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6.Please wait for a
moment!
Zhangfei：Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece.Get out, or I will burn your house down! Guanyu: Sunflower pre! AI.Litter brother, big brother has said several times, We are
intellectuals, understand? Don\'t be so rude, we are here for debt, not for his life.If you will kill
him, where is our money? Liubei: The submortagage crisis is so serious, don’t you know that simple reason? If you know, please bat your eyes! Zhangfei (Bat eyes) Guanyu: sunflower pre!!!!! Zhangfei: Where did you get this KongFu? Guanyu: Hehe! I get it from a TV program called “My Own Swordsman”, which is so popular
with lots of people in China! Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brother could run a company of Chinese KongFu if we
had know that before! Guanyu: Oh!! That is a good idea!!!! Keeper: Don’t interrupt!!!! Bo is reading!!! Liubei: Keep quite!!! Aside: at this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come back soon.
SCENE 5: ZhuGeliang’s Home
Actors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei Guanyu ZhuGeliang: Thank goodne, here\'s Liubei at last.Ha ha ha ……….
Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money.We can’t let him in.
ZhuGeliang: My darling, please don’t worry.I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue.Liubei: Mr.ZhuGeliang.I have hunted you for a long time! Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei.What can I do for you ?
Liu: my brother, you have borrowed me $500, when you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.ZhuGeliang: I owe you $500? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man.Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look, although having ambition , you are just a guarder .We can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao.At last I believe that we can reign the whole country.Liubei: I’m so surprised! I don’t know you are so ideal.
ZhuGeliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money? Liubei: En…….you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us? ZhuGeliang: But I can’t help you, I have accustom the life at present.
Liubei: If you don’t help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please don’t refuse.
ZhuGeliang: En……sorry, I can’t.Because my wife forces me to pa the CET-6 recently.If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you.Liu: En…..
Zhangfei: (Pull) Brother, come here.Everything is fake now such as the milk.Why can’t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ?
Guanyu: Yes! We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.
SCENE 6: ZhuGeliang’s Home Actors: Wife Keeper Aside: Because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have been starving for one month.Keeper：（Happy）Sir , you are really a god .CET6 has got 600 scores.Be really to startle the universe and move the gods.Wife：What happened? 600 scores? Oh! Do not shoulder your several years studying at a cold window; Do not shoulder my night holding candle accompanying you.After your Master graduates, happy life will approach.Cars, house, money! SCENE 7: Outside ZhuGeliang’s house
Aside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart.Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei Wife：Honey!
ZhuGeliang：Darling! Wife：Excellent man have a long-range ambition.You should put cause above everything else , are sure not to mi me.ZhuGeliang：I will have a long journey .Please take care of yourself.(Turn around) Don’t worried, never mi you!!(Run) ZhuGeliang：(To Liubei)Your Majesty, I will never forget your favour.I should be loyal and devoted to the last.
Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei: Let\' go!!!!! Aside: The three men go down to the hill.That is the end of the whole story.Thank you for your attention.
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第16篇：英语课本剧剧本
1、龟兔赛跑(Hare and tortoise)
2、小红帽
3、A proud peacock 骄傲的孔雀
4、白雪公主
5、阿拉丁
6、美女与野兽
1、龟兔赛跑(Hare and tortoise) Bird: Friends, friends, come here and have a look.（伙伴们，伙伴们，快来看啊！）
The hare and the tortoise will have a match again.（小兔和乌龟又要比赛了。） Monkey: The hare and the tortoise will have a match?（小兔和乌龟又要比赛了？）
Didn’t the hare lose last year? Why do that again?（小兔不是输了吗？怎么还要比呀？）
Bird: Yes, the hare lost the match last year, and her mother was too angry to eat anything in two days.（是的，小兔去年输了，兔妈妈气得两天没吃任何东西。）
Mother hare order them to have a match again this year.（兔妈妈命令他们今年再比一次。） Monkey: Oh, so it is.（原来是这样。） Together: ( Music)...! Monkey: Everybody, the match begins.（各就各位，比赛开始了。）
I’m the referee.（我是裁判）
Hare and tortoise, ready?（小兔乌龟，准备好了吗？）
Mother hare: Honey! Honey! Come on!（亲爱的！亲爱的！快过来！）
Have some coffee.（喝些咖啡。）
Hare: Mom, oh, I can’t drink it all.（妈妈，哦，我喝不下了。）
Mother hare: It can help you keep alert on the way.（它可以让你精精神神的。）
My little dear! Drink it quickly!（亲爱的！快点喝了它！）
Monkey: Mother hare, the match is going to begin.（兔妈妈，比赛要开始了。） Mother hare: Ah! The match is going to begin.（啊！比赛要开始了。） Monkey: Please ready, go!（预备，跑！） Birds: Come on, come on!（加油，加油！）
Tortoise will be the winner.（乌龟赢！）
Tortoise will be the winner.（乌龟赢！）
Hare: Yi? I know this tree, oh, yes! The gra is very soft.（我认识这棵树，是的，草软软的。）
I fell asleep comfortable under the big tree.（树下睡觉舒舒服服的。） This time I won’t sleep.（这次我不会再睡了。）
Oh? There are two routes.Here or there? Which one?（这里有两条路，这儿？那儿 ？哪条啊？） Mom, mom, help me, help me!（妈妈，妈妈，帮帮我，帮帮我。）
Tortoise: Hare, let me tell you, turn to the right.（小兔，我告诉你，向右。） Hare: Ah! Tortoise, you’re here? So fast!（啊！乌龟，你跑到这儿了？这么快！）
Come on, come on!（我得加油了！）
He’s my opponent, Can I believe him? choose the right way？No! （他是我的对手，我能相信他走右边吗？不！）
After I run farther, he will turn to the left,（等我跑远了，他再往左一拐。） Then I will lose the match.（那我就要输了这场比赛。）
Oh, yes, I should choose the left way.Run faster!（哦，是的，我应该选走边，快跑！） Tortoise: Hare, hare, you’ve gone a wrong way.(小兔，小兔，你跑错路了。) Come back, come back.（回来，回来。）
My friends come and help me!（伙伴们，快过来，帮帮我！）
Together: Tortoise, why don’t you run fast?（乌龟，你为什么不快跑？）
Mother hare: Oh, tortoise, Is it your turn to sleep under the tree this time? （哦，乌龟，这次是不是轮到你在树下睡觉了？）
Tortoise: Mother hare, look! Your daughter’s got a wrong way.（兔妈妈，看！你女儿跑错路了。） Mother hare: Oh, my god, why? Why is she going there?（哦，天啊，为什么？她为什么会去那儿？）
Didn’t you tell her it’s a wrong way?（你没告诉她那条路是错的吗？）
Tortoise: I told her, but she didn’t believe me.（我说了，但是她不相信我。）
She said “mother told me the opponent is the enemy.I couldn’t believe you.” （她说“妈妈告诉我对手就是敌人。我不能相信你。”）
Mother hare: Yes, I said that.（我是说过。）
My daughter’s got a wrong way, she can’t win the match.You run please! （我女儿跑错路了，她不能得冠军了，你跑吧！）
Tortoise: Mother hare, she’s got the wrong way, it’s unfair to her, I must find her.（兔妈妈，她跑错路了，这样对她不公平，所以我必须找到她。）
Hare mother: Tortoise, you, you’re a good boy.（乌龟，你，你是个好孩子，）
The match won’t go on.My daughter loses at the very beginning because of me.（比赛不用进行了，因为我的错误，我女儿在起跑线上已经输了。咳！）
Tortoise: Mother hare, it’s not important to win or lose the match.（兔妈妈，谁是冠军不重要。）
Let’s call her back，OK?（让我们把她喊回来吧！）
Together: Yes, you are right.OK!（是的，你说的对。）
Hare, hare, come back.Come back.（小兔，小兔，回来。回来。）
2、小红帽
One day, Mother asked Little Red Riding Hood to take some fruits to her grandma, because Grandma was ill.On her way to Grandma\'s house, Little Red Riding Hood met a wolf.She talked with the wolf.Then the wolf ran to Grandma\'s house and ate her up!
剧中角色： Little Red Riding Hood（小红帽）, Mother, Wolf, Six Ducks, Grandma
第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (一边走一边拍拍围裙，走到桌子旁停住。把桌子上的水果放在篮里） Little Red Riding Hood：（唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi, mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，一边皱着眉说）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma.Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good.Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye.Darling.第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf.I am hungry.(做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood.Hi! Little Red Riding Hood.Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自语）I\' ll eat Grandma.But„„（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye． 第三场：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。） Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now.(做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma： Who is it？ Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me.Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in.Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.
Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood.What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in， Come in.Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What big ears! Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What big eyes! Wolf：I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What big hands.Wolf：I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious.I still sleep.I like sleeping. Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声) Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Sciors.(做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread．Little Red Riding Hood ,Give me some stones． Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线) Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里) Grandma： I\'ll thread it.Hunter： (拿起枪)Wake up! Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me! Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang! Wolf： (应声倒下) Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you．
3、A proud peacock 骄傲的孔雀
小松鼠：唱歌跳舞 小猴：Great! Great! Let me have a try.棒极了！棒极了！让我也来一个。 狐狸：Hi! You two, don’t play any more.嗨！你们两个，别再闹了。
The forest concert is going to begin.You’d better go and prepare for it.森林音乐会将要开始了。 你们最好快去做准备工作吧！
小猴：Look, I’m just preparing for it.看，我不正在排练吗？
狐狸：You little monkey! Don’t play any more.你这个调皮的猴子，别贪玩了。 小松鼠：Let’s go! Little monkey!我们走吧！小猴！
小猴：Would you like to go with us, Fox?你和我们一起走吗？狐狸？
狐狸：Thanks! But I’m going to invite the peacock to our concert.I’ll be back soon.谢谢！但我还要去请孔雀来参加我们的音乐会。 我马上就回来。 松鼠、小猴：See you later!等会见！
狐狸：See you later! My beautiful peacock.Where are you? Can you hear me?等会见！美丽的孔雀。 你在哪里？ 你能听到我在叫你吗？ 孔雀（上）：Hi, I’m a peacock! Look! How pretty I am! 大家好！我是孔雀。看！我多漂亮啊！ My colourful feathers.My beautiful cockscomb.Who have these just like mine? 我五彩缤纷的羽毛。 美丽的冠子。 你们谁有呢？
Oh! What are you saying? Have I got any friends? Oh, no, no. 哦！你说什么？ 我有没有朋友？ 哦，不、不。
I don’t need any friends.My only friend is me.
我不需要任何朋友。我自己就是我的朋友。
狐狸：Hello! My beautiful peacock.I’m looking for you everywhere.你好！美丽的孔雀。 我正到处找你呢。 孔雀：Looking for me? 找我？
狐狸：Oh, yes! We are holding a forest concert.Would you like to join us? 哦，是的！我们要举行一个森林音乐会。你愿意一起参加吗？
孔雀：Oh, no, no.I never play with any ugly ones.Look! Your ears are so long. 哦，不，不。我从不和丑陋的人一起玩。看！你的耳朵这么长，
They are too terrible.And all of your friends are ugly too.Do you think so?（对观众） 他们太可怕了。 并且你所有的朋友都和你一样丑陋。 你们说呢？
狐狸：My beautiful peacock.You are too proud.That’s bad for you. 美丽的孔雀， 你太骄傲了。 这对你不好。 。
Although we are not beautiful.We’ll help you when you need.虽然我们并不漂亮。但我们会在你困难的时候帮助你。
Please be our friend.And please join us! We all like your dance.请成为我们的朋友吧！并请参加我们的音乐剧吧！我们都喜欢你跳舞。
孔雀：Oh, no, no.I never dance for any ugly ones.And I’ll never need your helps.哦，不，不，我从不为丑陋的人跳舞。 并且我不需要你们的帮助。 狐狸：My beautiful peacock„„ 美丽的孔雀„„ 孔雀：（打断狐狸的话）Don’t say any more.You ugly fox.你别说了，丑陋的狐狸。
狐狸：Oh, I have to leave now.You are too proud.哦，我必须走了。 你太骄傲了。
孔雀：Oh, what a lovely day.The sun is so good!.Why not have a good sleep under this tree? 啊，美好的一天，阳光多好啊。 为什么不在这树下美美的睡上一觉？ 大灰狼：I’m so hungry.I’m so hungry.I’m so hungry.我太饿了。 我太饿了。 我太饿了。
Oh, there’s a big hole in the tree.What’s in it? Is there something for me? 哦，那棵树里有一个大洞。那里面有什么呢？会有什么可吃的？
Oh, what’s that? A beautiful peacock！ I think I won’t be hungry any longer.
哦，那是什么？一只美丽的孔雀！ 我想我不会再饿肚子了。 Look! The two fat arms.They are delicious！ 看！那两只结实的胳膊。他们一定美味极啦！
4、白雪公主
SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人 P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物 音乐起， ----白雪出场
S.w: I mi my mother, Where is my mother? Where is my mother? （下台，找妈妈）mother„ 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场 Q: I’m beautiful.Mirror, Mirror, who’s the most beautiful? （魔镜） M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! No,no...I am beautiful.No„ Q: Hunter, go,kill S.w.猎人出场
H: Yes, my queen 音乐起，小动物出场，追赶猎人，公主惊慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please A: what’s the matter with you? S.w: The hunter„hunter„ A: bite you bite you „ 小动物追赶猎人下场
S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down.音乐起，7个小矮人出场，
D: 1\\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\\somebody drank my water---- 3\\someone is sleeping now---- 4\\What a beautiful girl!---- 小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5\\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w „ Nice to meet you! D: （齐说）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\\ welcome to our house!---- 7\\Would you like to live here? S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W 皇后、魔镜出场
Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful?
M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: What? S.w is not dead? Hahaha, I got a good idea! 音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma! 白雪公主咬一口后倒地
Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha„ 小矮人出场、围着公主哭 S.w wake up, wake up„ 音乐起，动物引着王子出场
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen! 王子吻公主，公主醒了
S.w: Thank you for your help! P: My pleasure
5、阿拉丁
国王（吴珊珊19），国师（黄琴琴15），公主（蔡晓华29），阿拉丁（廖丽芳48），神灯（黄林25）
国王逼婚，公主外逃，路遇阿拉丁,两人感情好。当公主回国后，遭国师逼婚，软禁。阿拉丁知道后带着神灯和国师拼战。经过一系列的格斗，阿拉丁救出公主后，两人快乐地在一起。 Ss: You must marry to the prince Wang .XH: What? Ss: The prince Wang who has lost of money and power, and he will be the king of his country.You are well matched.ha ha„.
XH: But„but we didn’t know each other, I can’t follow you! heng! Ss: You must do it! That’s your responsibility! XH: I can’t, can’t„(run away)
She collide with LF when she is hanging out in the market.LF:I am sorry, are you OK? XH: well„.
At this time, XH see the soldiers coming.She is very nervous.XH: run, quick! LF: Give me your hand! （XH把手给了他.他们到了安全的地方聊天） LF: why did you run when the soldiers come? XH: well, tell you the truth.I’m the prince, my father want me to marry to a man who I have never seen him .I can’t lo my heart into him.So„I escape.
LF: What a pity! But you’ve done well! If I were you , I will do it like that! XH: Thank you! LF: So, let’s chase our life and lead our life, we should be happy.OK, come here.I have something to show you! This„„ (阿拉丁拿出神灯，口中念念有词，精灵HL出来了) HL: Hello, Aladdin! Oh„who are you? oh, she must be your girl friend.oh, hi what’s your name? wait, let me gue, er„you are prince, you escape from the castle because of your marriage.Yes? It’s must be.I am a fairy! Oh, I’m busy.I must go now, bey !
They walk in the street, chatting and laughing.QQ come out, and catch her.QQ: Oh ,my prince! please go back with me.we have been looking for you for a long time.XH: Well, well„.I have to leave now, see you next time! LF:bey bey QQ:I want power, I want money, I want everything, including you, my prince! SS: No, no, that’s impoible! You can’t do that! QQ:ha ha ha! 对国王和公主施了魔法 QQ：I will follow you! SS: I will follow you! Marry him! XH: I will follow you! marry you! LF: No, you didn’t do that, my prince!(手持神灯，闯了进来)神灯，神灯，快快显灵，I need your help！ HL:en, I’m so sleepy.Ok, Aladdin,would you need my help?what’s the matter? I want to go sleep! LF: Relieve their witchcraft ,and give the bad man some punishment! HL:Yes sir!I am pleased to do that! malimalibeibeihong„
Then the fairy get the punishment,and the prince find her love—Aladdin .They fall in love with each other.
6、美女与野兽 Performer: the beast(丽芳 48) the handsome boy (黄林 25) Lumiere(琴琴 15) Cogsworth(珊珊 19) aside& begger (晓华 29) properties(15) script(29) This is a story about handsome boy and the beast.Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle.Although she had everything her heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind.But then, one winter\'s night, an old beggar man came to the castle and offered her a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold.Repulsed by her haggard样子凶暴的 appearance, the prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away, but she warned her not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within.And when he dismied her again, the old man\'s ugline melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantre.The prince tried to apologize, but it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in her heart, and as punishment, she transformed her into a hideous丑恶的beast, and placed a powerful spell on the castle, and all who lived there.Ashamed of her monstrous异形的form, the beast concealed隐藏herself inside her castle, with a magic mirror as her only window to the outside world.The rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until her twenty-first year.If she could learn to love another, and earn her love in return by the time the last petal花瓣fell, then the spell would be broken.If not, she would be doomed注定to remain a beast for all time.As the years paed, she fell into despair绝望, and lost all hope, for who could ever learn to love a beast?(We have seen a progreion of stained褪色的gla windows illustrating加上插图the narration故事, as well as BEAST shredding撕碎her portrait.The camera slowly zooms out from the castle and we see the title.Fade up on the home of BELLE.She exits the front door and begins her walk into town.) beggar man (XH) 手持饭碗,向公主(LF)乞讨:give me sth to eat, I am so hungry! LF 很凶暴,不给食物.问题很严重,XH很生气.手持魔棒,口中念着咒语:马里马里贝贝哄„„ LF开始变形(狂抓头发„„)
剧情展开：帅哥a kind and brave man（HL）出场dangdangdangdang „„后面围着一堆花痴，在讨论。 He match into a forest with a sword.He want to adventure.So brave! After a long walk, he lose his way and is catched by wolves,经过一翻作战，斗不过（体力有限），逃为上策。”help help„„”（HL），边叫边跑，误入一阴森的城堡。推门而入“Help! Is someone there?” (Watching from a table near the entrance are LUMIERE and COGSWORTH) 其他角色出场：LUMIERE（QQ）（手持蜡烛）COGSWORTH（SS）（挂个手表）
LUMIERE: (Barely whispering)The handsome boy must have lost his way in the woods.COGSWORTH: (Also whispering) Keep quiet! Maybe he\'ll go away.HL: Is someone there? COGSWORTH: Not a word, Lumiere.Not one word! HL: I don\'t mean to intrude, but I\'ve lost my horse and I need a place to stay for the night.LUMIERE: (looking at COGSWORTH like a child having just found a lost puppy) Oh Cogsworth, have a heart.COGSWORTH: Shush shush shhhhh! (COGSWORTH puts hand over LUMIERE\'S mouth, who promptly迅速的 proceeds动手 to touch his lit candle hand to COGSWORTH\'s hand.) Ow ow Ow OW OW OUCH!!!!! LUMIERE: Of course, handsome boy, you are welcome here.HL: (looking around in confusion) Who said that? (He picks up the candlestick for light, not realizing that the speaker is in his hand) LUMIERE: (Tapping him on the shoulder) Over here! HL: (Spins around, pulling LUMIERE to the other side) Where? LUMIERE: (Taps HL on the side of the head.HL looks at LUMIERE.) Allo! HL: Oh!!!! (Startled, he drops LUMIERE onto the floor.) Incredible不可思议的! COGSWORTH: (hopping over) Well, now you\'ve done it, Lumiere.Splendid, just peachy--aaarrrgghh! (HL picks up COGSWORTH) HL: How is this accomplished有教养的? (He fiddles with COGSWORTH) COGSWORTH: Put me down! At once! HL: I beg your pardon, it\'s just that I\'ve never seen a clock that...aah...i mean...aah aah aah-chooo!!!! LUMIERE: Oh, you are soaked弄湿 to the bone.Come, warm yourself by the fire.HL: Thank you.,对话太吵,引出LF.(BEAST enters.We see her in full for the first time.she is on all three.She looks around in the darkne.) LF: There\'s a stranger here.(很生气,转向HL)” Who are you! What are you doing here?”(QQ和SS吓的抱在一起) HL(胆子大,盯着她看):” I was lost in the woods and...” LF: You are not welcome here! HL: I\'m sorry! LF: What are you staring at? HL:Noth-noth-nothing! (Turns to leave)May I have a place to stay ? LF(奸笑):Of course!(转向QQ和SS)Take him to the prison.QQ和SS表情很为难:yes! master! The handsome boy practice martial arts in练武 the prison.He hear something about the beast from others.He know that the beast is a prince and eager to see what dose she look like.Sometimes the beast peek at the handsome boy in the dark place.She fall in love with him and worry about his life .(花瓣掉啊掉) One day, there are someone invade to the castle.And they are in danger.The handsome boy hear of the news.Then he run out the prison and fight with the enemy and want to save them.Unluckly, the beast was hardly hurt.QQ and SS was very sorrowful and they don’t know what to do.
HL(焦急地抱着LF) : (Crying) No, no! Please! Please! Please don\'t leave me! I love you!( (花瓣再掉啊掉) LF(扯掉面具,整理发型,露出微笑),HL(吓了一跳,把手放开,跳了起来) LF: Oh, Lumiere! Cogsworth! Look at us! QQ: It is a miracle奇迹! SS: yes,yes! HL and LF look at each other with smile„„
第17篇：英语脱口秀剧本
Talk show script Host: H
Expert: E Parties 1: M(mother) Parties2: D(daughter) H: welcome to our Communication program, I’m the hoste lily.Today we have the psychologist Mr.Vernon! Welcome!(applause) Our heroine today is a 46-years-old lady, she has an obedient daughter, but recently her daughter has done something made her very angry and worried .What happened? Please look the VCR .H:
now please welcome the mother Mi Li.M:
hello, everyone! My name is Li xx.(have a seat, please!)Thank you! H:
so, your daughter is a junior college student, right? M: yeah, 20-years-old, she failed in the college entrance examination, did not get her ideal university, just enrolled by qiushi college in Guiyang.She studies very hard after getting into college, wanting to pa the TOP-UP examination.But several days ago, she told me she want to give it up and , what’s worse, she rent a room outside the school with her friends without informing me!(angry) I can’t get through her now, I’m very worried.I want to know why she changed her mind suddenly? H:
did your daughter studied very hard and have a higher mark before? M:
yeah, she loves study since she was a child, she study harder than any else of her clamates.H:
does she like to do so or being force to study? M:
she developed this habit since she was a child.H:
you mean study hard is her real mind?(yeah)and she changed her mind suddenly?(yeah) did she mentioned she want to give up the exam before? M:
yes, of course.She told me she wanted to get more qualifications in the future.But I don’t know why! She just told it suddenly! I can’t understand! H:
more details? M:
she told me she wanted to buy some skirt and cosmetics and become more beautiful, I don’t agree that.I think my daughter is a student and she should dre more conservative.We quarreled and she didn’t greet me next day! H:
did she make up before? M;
Never.She never made up at home.H:
OK, what happened on the daughter and made her have so much attitude change towards the TOP-UP exam? we’d better ask the daughter herself.Please look the VCR. H: Now Let’s welcome julie! D:
Hello, everyone! (have a seat, please.) Thank you! H:
you haven’t called your mother for a long time, right? (yeah) do you know your mom worried about you a lot? D:
I’m...I’m sorry.M:
I’m so disappointed.You don’t go to school, you wear heavy make-up......H:
(to m) I want to explain that lily looks nature and without make-up in order to see you.(to d) Did you mean to consider about your mom by doing that?
D:
Yes, I dare not wear high heel shoes, dare not have heavy make-up.This is what I look like when I stay with my mom.H:
But why didn’t you tell your mother you have moved to your rented house? D:
I’ve told my mom before that I want to be more independent and try to live outside, but she opposed.She will call me whenever she want and come to my school to see if I was stay at school.So, If I want my mother agree me to live outside school, that’s impoible.I have to go out secretly.M:
as a student, you don’t stay at school instead of live outside, do you think it’s reasonable? (angry) D:
you have never thought about my feelings, every time I bought by clothes, you will say that don’t suit me and ask me don’t wear that clothes.When all my peers have the rights to decide what they want to wear and buy it themselves, I have to buy my clothes with my mother’s company.I cannot stand it any longer! Living outside, I can decide these by myself.H:
we have heard that you did some part time job after school? D:
yes, I want learn more, I don’t like my major, my mom choose it for me.M:
I’m for your good, you know.We have the ability to give you what you want to, you just need to tell me.And study hard, I don’t want you to do the job has any relationship with your major.E:
so, Mi Li.Your daughter just wants to be more independent, this is a good thing.Am I right? May be her mother think that she is just a 20-years-old student, but I think lily is a 20-years-old girl, she should have a colorful and wonderful life experience instead of live as the her mother want her to live, that will give lily much preure, maybe she want relax herself by living outside and make decision by herself.Am I right? Lily? M:
but she never told me she don’t want to do so.(委屈） E:
that is because you give her so much preure.M:
but I don’t think I have given her any preure, she was doing what she wanted to do! She needn’t to pretend to be so for 20 years! E:
I think your daughter tried to expre herself, but her idea was opposed again and again.At last, she is not willing to try any more.For example, she bought a simple cloth, but when she came back home, you don’t agree with her taste and want her to wear what you like. What’s the biggest feature of an adolescent? Rebellion.You ask them to do this, they insist to do that! They develop their judge and consider ability by such way.Actually, your daughter doesn’t have any pretend actions, she is just an adolescent, at this period, any actions of over-protecting and strict discipline from parents will be an obstacle on the development of the child.What they just need
freedom to do what they like to do.D:
I just want such a chance to experience life by myself and decide I will do in the future.May be I will be fail, but without this trying, I will be regret for a life time.E:
I have to admit julie want to be more independent is a good thing .But do you know what is your goal at present? And what you will do to pursue your dream? D:
I haven’t decided yet.E:
if you have set a goal and want to pursue it, it’s acceptable.But the problem is that you don’t know what’s your really want.So, you should set a goal first.H:
after listening to the expert’s advice, I believe you and your mother must have learned a lot , have you change your mind? Now, share your idea with your mother.D:
I wonder if I could have a chance to struggle by myself and decide what major I would like to choose and I will tell you my choice at the end of this semester.I know you are for my good, but you should care about my feelings.H:
Mi Li, can you accept that? M:
yes, I can.But I insist that you live at school, which will be more safer.D:
Ok.I will move back to school.H:
both parties have made some conceion and reach the agreement.I think the generation gap in our daily life is unavoidable, facing the problem, we should stand on the other’s shoes to solve the problem instead of just thinking about ourselves, and the parents and children will have a better relationship with each other.Ok.Our program will stop here, see you next week!
Video script Part 1: M:
my daughter loved study very much and she is a junior student at Qiu shi college. I don’t know why she changed her attitude suddenly! Look! These are her books,certificates and awards, she is a hard-working girl and never go out at night.This is her time schedule,she studied until 12 o’clock at night. All she has done was in order to pa top-up exam.I don’t know why she suddenly told me she want to give it up several days ago.
R:
maybe she give it up in case of facing the failure and big preure.M:
I think that’s impoible, she study so hard that I believe she can pa it.Part 2: R: I came to Julie’s dormitory, regretfully, she is not here.I know from her friends she is doing part time job at this restaurant, I wonder if i can find her.R: excuses me, are you Julie? D: yes.I am.R: your mother wants to see you.She hopes you can go back to home.D: why do you know? I am fine ,why does she ask you to find me? Sorry, I have no time. If she doesn`t change her attitude towards me, I will never go home.I`m sorry.
第18篇：英语小组剧本
人物：仆人甲、仆人乙、王子、灰姑娘、后母、大姐、二姐、国王、王后
背景音乐：《圆舞曲音乐》、《你是风儿我是沙》、《婚礼进行曲》
第一幕-
甲：Today,we will have a ball to choose a spouse for our prince.Now,welcome our King.Queen.Prince and his dancing partner.they will show the first dance of this party.(音乐响起，国王和王后，王子和王后在共舞一分钟后，其他人协同舞伴入场进场共舞。一分钟，舞曲结束，二姐上，王子灰姑娘留在台上，其他人下场。）
二姐：Oh,dear prince!let the girl have a rest,would you like to dance with me?
王子（look at Cinderella):Cinderella,are you tired?I\'ll keep you company to have a rest,ok?
后母：The little girl looks not very well.I\'ll take care of her.Dear prince,you are the master of today\'s party,so you should talk about with other guests,right?(王子和二姐下台）
后母：You look so familiar,I think we\'ve met before?
灰姑娘（be nervous):I don\'t think so,madam.后母：you look like my little daughter……Er,
灰姑娘（装咳）：ke……ke……I have a headache,I must go now(想走开）
王子（上台）：Cinderella，where are you going?
灰姑娘（看向后母）：I\'m feeling bad…I think I should go now.
王子（担心的）：No,please don\'t.I\'ll tell my father that I really love you.I want you to be my wife……
后母（开始打灰姑娘的电话，灰姑娘的电话响起，她惊恐万分。）
灰姑娘：No!No!I must go,hope to see you again.
王子（惊讶）：you have a phone?so can you tell your telephone number?please don\'t go.(他想抓住灰姑娘的手，但灰姑娘一挣脱，王子摔倒之后正好扒住灰姑娘的鞋。灰姑娘着急走，把鞋落在了王子手中）
王子：Why you came lightly,left so hurrily?
(音乐响起：你是风儿我是沙……）
第二幕-
乙：Is anyone at home?
后母：Yes,yes!what?
甲：Here you are,crystal shoes.I\'ll go to WC.you make it!
(后母打开门，迅速地给了乙一把钱）
乙：Oh,thank you very much.I\'m ok.can you ask your daughters to meet me?
继母：Of course.Girls,come on.
乙（拿出电话打给王子）：Prince,we found the girl.come here please!
(大姐、二姐上，王子随后上）
王子（看着大姐）：Are you Cinderella?
大姐（拼命点头）：Yes,yes,yes!I am.王子（猛摇头）：No,you can\'t be Cinderella,you are taller than me.
大姐（大声）you must make mistakes.I am Cinderella.
二姐（上前）：My dear prince,do you remember me?
王子（疑惑）：Cinderella?Your voice are……
后母（笑着打圆场）：Did you forget?She had a bad cold last night.so it\'s a little hoarse.王子：Oh,then you try the Crystal shoes on.Ok?
（二姐把脚用力往鞋子里塞，好不容易才挤进去。）
二姐（得意的）：Prince,let\'s go!
(当他们就要上马车离开的时候，甲带着灰姑娘从后院走了出来，灰姑娘手里还拿着另外一双鞋。）
甲：Prince,I have found the little girl.She is washing the WC.
王子（惊喜的）：Cinderella？
灰姑娘（眼神充满期待又矛盾）：Do you remember me ?will you still love me ?if I were just a servant washing WC,not a beautiful girl?
王子（给她一个紧紧的拥抱）：I love you forever,always forever.my honey,my dear little girl.（背景音乐响起）
第三幕-
国王：Hurry!Guard!catch these bad women!
王后：（不满意地拍拍国王的肩膀）NO!We should order they to clean the WC for five years! 国王（点了点头）：Yes!My queen.
王后（起身）Guard!make them clean the WC for five years!
（甲一边拿着马桶刷一遍捏着鼻子上场，分发给三个人）
大姐（疯狂的）：Are you crazy?put the away!Do you want to die?
二姐（沮丧地坐倒在地开始大哭）：oh,bad luck.oh my terrible life.I don\'t want to live anymore!let me die!
后母（摇头往后退）：No!No!Where are you Cinderella?help me .i\'m your mother!
(三人被押下台，仆人甲掏出香水往身上喷了喷）
甲：Then,we will had a royal wedding.let\'s welcome our prince and prince.
(王子、灰姑娘上台，播放婚礼进行曲）
王子（与灰姑娘对视着）：Do you want to marry me ?
灰姑娘（幸福地微笑）：I do.
（众人起舞，音乐渐渐小声。画外音响起）
画外音：if you are a boy,be a good boy like prince.if you are a girl ,be a good girl like Cinderella.That\'s all,thank you everyone!
第19篇：英语短剧剧本
英语短剧剧本 三只小猪修房子
人物：主持人、老狼、三只小猪
地点：野外 主持人：
Long long ago, there lived three little pigs and a wolf in the forest.(很久很久以前，森林里住着三只小猪和一只狼。)
Look! The three little pigs are coming.
(瞧，三只小猪来啦！) 小猪一： What are you doing .brothers?(你们在干嘛呢，哥哥们？) 小猪二：
I’m building a house with leaves.(我在用叶子做房子呢) 小猪三：
I’m building a house with sticks.(我在用木棍做房子呢) 小猪一：
But leaves and sticks are not strong.(但是，叶子和木
棍一点也不坚固呀。) 小猪二：
What are you doing ,little brother?(那你在做什么呢，
小弟弟？) 小猪一：
I’m building a house with sticks。（我用砖头做房子呢。） 小猪二：
Bricks？ That’s very difficult!（砖头？ 那很困难啊！） 小猪一：
I know, but sticks are very strong and safe!
(我知道，但是砖头很结实！)
主持人：
Oh… wolf is coming.Be careful, three little pigs(喔
…狼来了，小心点儿，三只小猪。) 狼：
Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快
开门。) 小猪二和三一起说：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！）
狼：吹
主持人： But leaves and sticks are not strong.（但是树叶和木棍
一点也不结实。）
The wolf blows down the house.(狼把房子吹倒了)
He eats the pigs（他把2只小猪吃了）
狼：
Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快
开门。) 小猪一：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！）
狼：
吹
主持人：The wolf blows and blows.(狼吹了又吹)
But bricks are very strong (但是砖头做的房子非常坚
固。)
The wolf go away.(所以老狼灰溜溜的走了。)
所以人： Thank you!
第20篇：白雪公主英语剧本
Snow White and the seven dwarfs （放舒服一点音乐）
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen.She had a pretty daughter named Snow White.Soon after the child was born, the queen died.The King married another queen.The stepmother(继母) was very jealous（嫉妒的）.She dreed Snow White in rags（破旧的衣服） and forced （强迫的）her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.But Snow White did not mind these.She was always ready to help others, what’s more .She also a member of the Young Volunteers Aociation.
白雪：hello , everyone ! My name is Snow White.( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) （放闪电打雷的音乐）
皇后：I’m the new queen.I’m very beautiful.You see.If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her.
I have a magic mirror.If I want to know something, It will tell me surely. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔镜：Yes, I’m coming.My Queen ! What do you want to know?
皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the world .Who is the most beautiful of the all?
魔镜：Yes.My Queen! You are beautiful of all, I think .But there is a young lady.She is as white as snow
and as red as rose .She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me? Who is she? Tell me quickly.
魔镜：Yes.My Queen! She is Snow White.
皇后：Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world.Oh, hunter, come here, come here!
猎人：Yes.Queen! I’m here now.
皇后：Hunter! Take Snow White to the wild forest to pick some flowers.Find a lonely place and kill her.
猎人：But she is the prince.…
皇后：No, Kill her.Bring her heart to me.I don’t want to see her any longer.
猎人：Yes.Queen!
皇后：Here is a box.You must put her heart in it and bring it to me.Otherwise, I will punish you.
猎人：Yes.Queen!
In the Forest
白雪：( Pick some flowers.) Oh! How many flowers! How beautiful!
猎人：( Draw his Knife slowly but hesitated(犹豫) Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can’t! I can’t kill her!
白雪：( Cry exhaustedly)What are you doing? What’s the matter? Why do you kill me?
猎人：prince! I’m very sorry.Someone wants me to kill you.
白雪：But who?
猎人：The queen.
白雪：The queen! But why?
猎人：You are more beautiful than her.So she wants to kill you.
白雪：My dear hunter.Don’t kill me.I will run into the forest and never come back again.
猎人：Ok.Run away, the poor child.The wild beasts（野兽） will soon eat you.
白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter .旁白：At this time,（放熊的声音） a young bear was running.The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen.
In the palace
猎人：Oh, my dear queen , the heart of Snow White is in the box .
皇后：Ha, Ha.You did a good job.Now no one is more beautiful than me.Oh, hunter .You can go away.
猎人：Yes ,my dear queen!
旁白：Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening.She saw a little house.In the Forest
白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can’t find me now, I think.How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a little house, there are seven small beds.They must be the beds of seven children.Here are their names: Doctor, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy, Dopey.Oh, how I want to sleep! 2
旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the house came back.They were seven dwarfs(小矮人).They were digging treasure （挖宝）in the mountain.
老学究：I’m the Doctor.I know a lot of things.
开心果：I’m the Happy.I’m the happiest person in the world.
喷嚏精：I’m the Sneezy.If I sneeze（打喷嚏）, the earth will shake（摇动）.
害羞鬼：I’m the Bashful.I’m a shy man.
老顽固：I’m the Grumpy.I’m not so easy to believe a stranger.The next one is Dopey.He can’t talk like us.— ——————————————————————————————————————————— 老学究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!
开心果：Who is it?
喷嚏精：Perhaps it’s the ghost（鬼）！
瞌睡虫：Let’s go into our house silently(静静地).
害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.
老顽固：Perhaps it’s the witch（女巫）.
旁白： When Dopey was holding the candle and let the light fall on little snow-white.They all cried out.
老学究：What a lovely child!
开心果：How beautiful!
喷嚏精：Who is she?
瞌睡虫：Don’t wake her up.
害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?
老顽固：Kill her.
白雪： ( Wake up ) What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know.You are Doctor, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy and Dopey.
七矮人：But why are you in our house? 3
白雪：The queen, my stepmother wants to kill me.So I ran to your house.Don’t drive me away.Let me stay with you.
老学究：If you take care of our house.
开心果：If you do some cooking for us.
喷嚏精：If you make the beds for us.
瞌睡虫：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.
害羞鬼：But you must be careful.
老顽固：Don’t go out.Don’t let anyone come in.Your stepmother will find you and kill you.
白雪：I know.I know.Thank you.
旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house.When the seven dwarfs came back, she had everything prepared（她已经准备好一切）.On the other hand, the wicked（邪恶的） queen ，she took out the mirror and asked.
皇后：Mirror, mirror on the world, who is the most beautiful of all?
魔镜： My Queen! You are beautiful.But Snow White is still alive and well.She lives with the seven dwarfs.No one is more beautiful than she.
皇后：No! Snow White must die.I must kill her even if it costs my life.
旁白：The queen made a poisonous(有毒的) perfume and dreed herself like an old woman.She came to the little house .
皇后：Good things to sell.Pretty things to sell.Cheap. Very cheap.
白雪：Hi, good lady, my good lady.What do you sell?
皇后：Perfume.Very sweet perfume! You can have a taste.This one, please!
白雪：OK! Thank you! ( Having a small piece, dead )
皇后：Now I’m the most beautiful in the world.
旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work.They were greatly surprise to see Snow White dead 4
七矮人：What’s the matter?
老学究：Snow White is dead.
七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the wicked（邪恶） queen.Now let’s pick some flowers and place around her
旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time.She looked as if she was living.She looked as white as snow and as red as rose.However, one day, it happened a prince who was dreed formal （正式）clothes came to the seven dwarfs’ house.When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.（摩托车的声音）
①号王子：Hello, everyone.I’m a prince from budan Empire, Jermery. Please , let me have Snow White.I love her.I want her to be my wife.（汽车的声音）
②号王子：Stop!! Stop!! Hello, boys and girls! My name is John ,what’s more !! I am a prince from 乌里马叉Empire.When I see Snow White, I fall in love with her.?? Could I merry with her ??
害羞鬼：wa !! Two handsome boys !
瞌睡虫：Oh!! No!! What’s up??
老学究：May as well we ply a competition which is about talking their Kindne.
开心果：Cool!! That’s a good idea!!
老顽固：OK!! This is the only way now.
②号王子：Really !!I’m first.I donate money to charities that help to solve problems such as poverty and disease every year.I think I can give Snow White a happy life .
①号王子：In fact; I haven’t many money to donate, but I always volunteer for good causes and I am a member of the Young Volunteers Aociation.I promise Snow White will have a happy life with me .七矮人商量片刻！！
七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace.Be sure to be kind to her，Jermery !
①号王子：Yes, I will .I will love you forever, my dear! ②号王子：Oh !!No!! I don’t believe that !! Why ??
七矮人：We think , It’s better that helping by yourself.
②号王子：I lost !!I wish them !!(开车走了)
旁白：As soon as the prince kied Snow White, Snow White came to her life
白雪：Oh, my heaven! Where am I? What had happened?
王子：You are with me, my dear.I love you.I love you more than everything in the world.Please be my wife, will you?（加入“Only you ”大话西游的音乐，歌词：Only you ,you ,you !!（七个小矮人）Can you merry with me ??me ,me ,）
白雪：Yes, I will！
七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations! （放“明天你要嫁给我”，公主跟王子一起跳舞。）
旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace.Their wedding was held with great show
