顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了 服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！
A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! B: Don\'t worry Sir it\'s not that hot! 一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！” “什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again? 服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。 第一个顾客：我要茶
第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！ 服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？ B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen? A:I\'ll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the gla is clean! (Waiter exits returns) B:(Waiter:) Two teas.Which one asked for the clean gla? 创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。 服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？ 看起来象是在仰泳，
A:Waiter what\'s this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。 A:Waiter there\'s a fly in my soup! B:Don\'t worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get \'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！
不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。 A:Waiter there\'s a fly in my soup! C:No sir that\'s a cockroach the fly is on your steak.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。 A:Waiter there\'s a fly in my soup! B:Keep it down sir or they\'ll all be wanting one.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。 A:Waiter there\'s a fly in my soup! C:Its OK Sir there\'s no extra charge! 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。 A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!
B:Sorry sir maybe I\'ve forgotten it when I removed the other three.服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇！
是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。
A:Waiter there\'s a dead fly in my soup! C:Yes sir it\'s the hot water that kills them.
