一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察，甚至还遇到了鬼。。。
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Summary This story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day.First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to hara him.Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous.Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic.At last, he carries a ghost student.这个故事讲诉了一个男司机汤米一天里遇到了很多奇怪的事，首先，他载了一个槟榔女孩，第二个是一个让他很紧张的孕妇，第三，他载了一个强盗和遇见了一个只管交通的警察，最后，他载了一个鬼学生。
Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy.Serving you is my honor.Where would you like to go? 你好，我叫汤米，载你是我的荣幸，你想要去哪儿? Betel nut girl: Hi! Tommy.I’m going to the middle gate of AIB, please.你好，汤米，我准备去AIB的中门
Tommy: Ok, the middle gate of AIB, no problem.Um? I remember there’s only a the east gate of AIB.Mi, are you sure you’re going to the middle gate of AIB? 好的，AIB的中门没问题，我记得那里只有一个AIB的东门，你确定你要去的是AIB的中门。你确定你要去的是AIB的中门？
Betel nut girl: Um, I’m not sure.You just drive.Maybe I will remember where it is later.额……我不确定，你尽管开就好，可能晚点我会想起。
Betel nut girl: How old are you? Are you married? You’re probably not married since you’re so young.Do you have a girlfriend? （자기야） 你多大了？你结婚了吗？你应该还没有结婚，因为你如此年轻，你有女朋友吗？亲爱的（韩语）。
Tommy: Um…mi, we are almost at the middle gate of AIB.Do you want to have a look? 额…… 小姐，我们快到AIB的中门，你看一下是不是你想去的地方。
Betel nut girl: Oh! Not here.By the way, don’t you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax.噢！不是这里，顺便问下，你开了这么久的车，你不累吗？可能我能帮助你放松一下。 Tommy: What…what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I’ll scream! 什么……你想干什么？把你的手从我的身上拿开，不然我会尖叫的。
Betel nut girl: I did nothing! You just mied a nice chance.Stop the car, I want to get off.我什么都没做！只是你错过了一个很好的机会，停车，我想要在这里下车。 Tommy: (Relived) Great! The total is 100yuan, Thank you.（放松）好的！一共100元,谢谢！！
Betel nut girl: Um! Take it!Take you tips! 嗯，给你!再给你点小费！
（二）
Pregnant woman: Hey! Taxi! 嘿！出租车！
Pregnant woman: Thanks.You are real a very kind man.谢谢你，你真是个好人。 Tommy: Where are you going? 你想去哪儿？
Pregnant woman: Hospital, please.医院。 Tommy: You’re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must be very tiring carrying a baby.你准备去孕检吗？怀孩子真是件不容易的事
Pregnant woman: Yeah.It’s almost nine months.耶，快9个月了。
Tommy: Woo.Congratulations.喔，恭喜你。
Pregnant woman: Thank you.(screaming) 谢谢（尖叫）
Tommy: Are you ok? 你没事吧？
Pregnant woman: (screaming) （尖叫）
Tommy: Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can.Stay down.要生了吗？你现在就要生孩子？我会尽可能的开快点的。 Pregnant woman: (screaming) （尖叫）
Tommy: We’re almost there.我们快到了。
Pregnant woman: (screaming) （尖叫）
Tommy: Here we are.我们到了。
Pregnant woman: Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it? 我们到医院了，好的，多少钱？
Tommy: Aren’t you going into labor? 你要进去生了吗？
Pregnant woman: Me? Are you kidding? It’s still a long time before the expected date of childbirth.我？你在开玩笑嘛？这离我的产期还有很长时间呢! Tommy: What? Well, what were you just doing? 什么？好的，那你刚刚在做什么？
Pregnant woman: Oh, I was just practicing! This is my first time to have a baby, you know.Practice makes perfect! I need to be ready so it will go smoothly.噢,我只是在练习啦！这是我第一次生孩子，你知道熟能生巧，我需要为此做准备。
Tommy: Practice! All right… well, the total is one hundred twenty yuan.练习？好吧……一共120元。
Tommy: This woman was so strange! I thought she was going to deliver the baby in my car! 真是个奇怪的女人，我还以为她要在我车上生孩子呢！
（三）
Robber: Get out of here, quickly! 赶快离开这里，快点！
Tommy: A strange pregnant woman just got off my car and now here comes a robber.一个奇怪的孕妇刚离开，又来了一个强盗。 Tommy: Where do you want to go? 你要去哪儿？
Robber: Shut up! Just drive! 闭嘴，只管开！
Tommy: Hey…Hey.Be careful, there’s no eye in bullets.嘿……嘿！小心点！子弹不长眼的。
Robber: Shut up! Just drive your car.闭嘴！给我开车。
Tommy: Ok! Ok! You are the bo.好的！好的！你是老板
Robber: Hum…your gold necklace is very good looking.If it were on my neck, that would be nice.额……你的项链看起来不错，如果戴在我的身上，看起来会更好！
Tommy: Oh…com…come on, don’t do this to me.This is a fake one.I just try to look tough by wearing it.噢…快…快点,不要对我做这些，这是假的，我戴这个是为了看起来不要太穷而已。
Robber: STOP nonsense!! Don’t treat me like a fool, I warn you! I will shoot you! 停。没有意义！不要像个傻瓜一样愚弄我，我提醒你！我会杀了你的。 Tommy: OK! OK! Take it easy.My mouth is sealed.好的！好的！别紧张，我的嘴巴很紧
Robber: ....I don’t want to do this …really… but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed.I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs.The worse of all, my husband just got out of the jail…I really have no choice.…………我不想做这些的…真的…但是我有6个兄弟，7个姐妹和8个孩子要养活，我甚至去卖口香糖，养猪，更糟糕的是，我的丈夫刚刚出狱…我是没办法… Tommy: Don’t be so sad….Here is tiue.
不要太悲伤…这是纸巾。
Robber: Thank you.Now give me your gold necklace! Hurry up! Do you want to eat bullets!! 谢谢你，好了，现在把你的项链给我，赶快你想吃子弹吗？ Tommy: But…but…but….
但是…但是…但是…
Robber: Just hand it to me or I’ll become a really bad guy!! 只要把它给我，要不然我真的要做个坏人。 Tommy: I don’t want to die yet.我还不想死。
The police: Beep~Beep~ stop the car.beep~beep~把车停下。
Tommy: OH! Thank God! I am safe now! Hey, cop, a robber wants to rob me and….
噢！感谢上帝！我安全了！嘿！警察，一个强盗想要说劫我并且… Police officer: Show me your license and registration.把你的驾照和…拿出来。
Tommy: But…sir.…I got a robber in my back….
但…警察…我后面载了一个强盗…
Police officer: I only watch out for traffic! The public security is not my busine.我只是关心交通，其他的公民安全不关我的事。 Tommy: Not your busine? But…
不是你的责任？但是…
Police officer: Here’s your ticket.You were speeding.
这是你的票，你超速了。
Tommy: But I got a robber in my car! She told me if I couldn’t drive fast enough, she’d shoot me.
但是我载了一个强盗在我的车上！他告诉我如果我不开快点，他就杀了我。 Police officer: And where is the robber? 然后呢，哪里有强盗？
Tommy: Just right over….what!! She’s gone; she was here just now….就在…什么！他走了，他刚刚还在这里呢！
Police officer: See….your lie is stupid… Remember to take the ticket.看吧…你的谎言是多么愚蠢…请拿好你的票。 Tommy: Sir! Sir! 先生！先生！
Tommy: I’m so unlucky.Today is not my day! Oh, no! How did I come to this middle-of-nowhere? Someone’s waving at me.Who would take a taxi in this strange place? 我真够不幸，今天真是够倒霉！噢！不！我是怎么来到这个地方的！有人向我招手，谁会在这个陌生的地方打车？
Tommy: Hello! Serving you is my honor.Where do you want to go? 你好！为你服务是我的荣幸，你想要去哪儿？ Ghost student: To my home, please.请去我家。
Tommy: Um…can you say it more clearly? I don’t know where your home is.额…请你说清楚点好嘛？我不知道你家是……
Ghost student: Oh, my home is located on Ta-Du Mountain.噢，我家位于Ta-Du山。
Tommy: No problem.Um… it’s an unusual place to live.
没问题，额…… 它是一个很少人居住的地方。
Ghost student: Yes.It’s very special.My ancestors all lived here.对啊，它很特别，我的祖祖辈辈都生活在这里。
Tommy: Oh! You’ve lived here for a long time, right? 噢！你住在那里很长时间，是吗？ Ghost student: That’s right.
没错！
Tommy: Here we are, but I don’t see any houses around.By the way, it’s so dark here.我们到了，但是我没有看到这周围有任何房子，顺便问一下，你住在那里很长时间，是吗？
Ghost student: Don’t be so surprised.We’re in the mountain.不必惊讶，我们住在山里面。
Tommy: Are you sure your home is here? 你确定你的家在这儿？
Ghost student: Yes.How much is it? 是的，多少钱？
Tommy: Um…The total is 100 Yuan.额…100元。
Ghost student: I only have a 500 Yuan bill.我只有500 元的账单。
Tommy: That’s OK, I can give you change.没事，我可以找给你。
Ghost student: There you go.给你。
Tommy: Um...What’s this? 噢……这是什么？
Ghost student: Money.钱！
Tommy: But...where did he go? Oh, no!…This is…ghost money…(screaming) 但是……他去哪儿了？噢，不！……这是……冥币……(尖叫)
