应聘
应聘者：Eric（阿信）Linda （燕青）Washaby（李四） Angle（猪） 老板：Bo（一天）
秘书：Jimy （华哥）
B(一脸嫌弃表情): The interview was about to begin, you \'d better shut your mouth .Don\'t lost my face.
J（边看资料边一脸媚笑）：OK,OK,OK.
阿信敲门，无言。
J：Come in!
(此时B瞪J一眼，J悟，抱歉地笑一下。)
E：Hello, I\'m Eric, I graduated from Xiamen University.
B:Go on.E:Pay attention,Xiamen University.B:So what? We need experienced personnel.
E: Although I have no experience, but I have high academic qualifications, I think my highly educated are unmatched.
B: Do you know behind an able man there are always other able men?
E:I just know that no hire me is your lo.
J(贱笑):Good, personality, I like 。
B（对J）：Shut up！
B（对E）：OK, The first such, you go back and notice.
B(抬高音量)：Next one.
李四上场，同时E(惊讶地看着B)：This is over?
B：Yes.
W（看着老板傻笑）
B：What are you doing now??
J:Please introduce yourself firstly.
W:I’m Washaby.
J(笑):Wa~shaby!!
W:Yes,I’m shaby! Oh, no no .Sorry, I\'m a little nervous.
B:Where do you graduated from?
W:My home.
B(无奈撑头): What qualifications do you have?
W(傻笑):Eating.Drinking.Playing.
J(抱头)：Oh my god !!
B:All right, you can go out.(甩出一张纸到地上)
W(委屈离场)
猪敲门：May I come in?
J(抢在B前面)：Come in,please.
A（进场捡起纸张放在老板面前之后坐下）:Hello,I’m Angle.Today I am here to interview, very nervous and excited.But I\'m not afraid.
B:Good.Why would you want to come to our company for an interview?
A：Because this is the talent competition in the local, I want to exercise my ability.
J(突然鼓掌):Very good!
B(拍一下J的头，转向A)：I\'m very pleased with you, to notice.
A(优雅起身)：Thank you.See you latter.
在猪开门出去时，燕青冲进来
L(气喘吁吁):Sorry,sorry,I’m late.
B:No,you are not.
L(急):No, I’m late!!!!
J(突然插一句)：Yes, you are late,
B：Shut up!
B(对L):Please introduce yourself.
L（坐在座位上架起二郎腿 抖脚。）:I’m Linda.I have read a lot of books, but I have the experience.I have many years of work experience。
B（皱眉）：What kind of jobs have you had?
L：Selling clothes。
J（夸张）：What?!!
B: Selling clothes and work in a company is not the same concept.
L:Really? But I still want to try, I think I can do it.
B:OK,I will think about you.You go back and notice.
