Introduction： Long ago there was a crazy country.In this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to create the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill the king of Qin, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, this short play will tell you the truth.Script:
Action one
Prince Dan：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (offscreen voice：Of course you, Prince Dan! )Thank you mirror!I’m Prince Dan.The magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared.So what can I do?Where is my minister?
A San: Honey, I am coming.
Prince Dan：I’ve told you time and time again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!Besides,I have a trouble .......
A San：OK, honey!Just keep calm,please!Let me see!Oh,I get an idea.We can sent an aain
to put Ying Zheng to~~~
Prince Dan：Very good.What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent! Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
A San：Jing.......
(They glared at each other laughing.)
Action two
Prince Dan：How do you do?
Jing Ke：How do you do?
A San：Hero, just a minute.I need you to help me with something.Prince Dan：You can gain a lot of money.
Prince Dan: Here is a card for traveling all over the world for free, please accept it, hero.
Prince Dan：I must use the last resort.Ladies and gentlemen.This is Mi Li!
(Here comes a beautiful woman.Jing ke looks her directly.)
Prince Dan and A San (clapping):Oh yeah~~~.
Jing Ke：Great man, both born and die for his motherland.I am not the guy who just wants money and beauty.What shall I do? Prince, just say it out.
Prince Dan:The project is .......
Jing Ke(staring at the women):I see.I see!But this lady.......
Prince Dan:No problem.
Action threeSay goodbye in Yishui River
A San:We have already reached Yishui River.
Jing Ke:Please just stop here.Goodbye.
Prince Dan:Hero.Let me see you off a little further.
Jing Ke:What a boring guy.If you walk a little further, then you will go
to Qin instead of me.
Prince Dan:Well.Goodbye.Hero.Here is the map and the head of Fan
Yuqi, so as to get trust of the king.
(Jing Ke took the things and Prince Dan and A San walked away.)
Jing Ke:How can I expre my feeling now? I don’t want to leave
because I love you.
The women:Well,if you are still loving me.You should not make me sad
standing up like a man.Don’t be fearful.I will be right here waiting for
you.
Jing Ke:You must wait for me.I\'ll go!Bye!
The women:Bye!
Offscreen voice:\"I will be right here waiting for you\" Action four
(Jing Ke comes into the palace)
Ying Zheng:You are Jing Ke,aren\'t you?
Jing Ke:Yes.
Ying Zheng:Your king said that you would send Qin\'s traitor,Fan Yuqi\'s
head,and some of Yan\'s land,right?
Jing Ke:Certainly.(Jing Ke gave the things to Ying Zheng.)
Ying Zheng(take things):Then I asked you a question!
Jing ke: say!
Ying Zheng:Compared with Prince Dan,do you think I’m more
handsome?
Jing Ke: ......It\'s hard to say!
Ying Zheng:I suggest you think carefully.Quick say!
Jing Ke:I don\'t know!
Ying Zheng:Why don’t you get out the truth facing so handsome a
person? Jing Ke:Forgive me!I can’t stand him.
(Jing Ke was compelled to be anxious so he tried to catch the dagger that
hid in the map to puncture to Qin Wang.But this action failed)
Ying Zheng(angry):Kill him！Kill him quickly!
(Jing Ke was caught finally.)
Jing Ke:Wait for a minute!
Ying Zheng:What do you want to say?
Jing Ke：My lovely lady.Once there was a truest love put before my
eyes ,but I didn\'t cherish it.Only after losing it .I found myself regretting.
No pains in the world comes near this, if God Could give me another
chance, I would say to the girl “I love you! “If there had to be a limit of
time before the end of love.I hope it would be ten thousand years.
Ying Zheng:I\'m so moved, I will keep an entire corpse for you.
(Offscreen voice: The next day, Prince Dan and the woman received the
meage that Jing Ke was killed.The women was sad actually this time.)
(Several years later,Ying Zheng has killed Prince Dan.In order to confirm
him to be more handsome compared with Prince Dan, he took the magic
mirror.)
Ying Zheng：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the
world? (offscreen voice：Of course you,my respect king ! )(Ying Zheng laughed happily.)
(offscreen voice：Of course you.)
Audience two: Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the
world?
(offscreen voice：Of course you.)
Audience three: Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the
world?
(offscreen voice：Of course you.)
(To be honest,there’s not the most handsome man in the world.But if you
are a peaceful man and can bring mang benefits to the people,they will
believe you are the most handsome man.)
