A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
\"What gave you yesterday?\"
did you do with the money I \"I gave it to a poor old woman,\" he answered.
\"You’re a good boy,\" said the mother proudly.
\"Here are are two woman?\"
you so interested cents more.in But the why old \"She is the one who sells the candy.\"好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 ””昨天给你的钱干什么了？”我给了一个可怜的老太婆，“
你真是个好孩子，“妈妈骄傲地说。“他回答说。“再给 你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
If I Am a Manager
One aigned day in cla, the teacher composition his All the students began to write except – if I Am a Managerstudents to write .
a a boy.The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer如果我是一个经理.
一天课上，老师要同学们以“如果我是一个经理”为题写一篇作文。 所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。 “我在等我的秘书”。那孩子答道。
Big hands
Teacher: one otherhand If and I had eight seven oranges oranges in the in Student: Big hands.
, what would I have? 大手
老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么？ 学生：大手。
It\'s not my fault
Mother daughter): You mustn\'t pull the cat\'s (reprimanding her small tail.
Daughter: I\'m The cat\'s doing the pulling.
only holding it, Mom.不是我的错
妈妈（正教训她的女儿）：你不该拽猫的尾巴。 女儿：妈，我只是握着猫尾巴，它自己在拽。
To Buy a Video
Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.
I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his motherBut on the following day in came
.
Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.
How on earth did you pay for that? Gasped his motherEasy, Mum.Replied Amos, I sold the .
television!
买录像机
艾莫斯问妈妈他们是否能买一台录像机。 恐怕我们还买不起，妈妈叹息着说。 可第二天当艾莫斯回来时，他摇摇晃晃地搬着一台全新的录像机。
你究竟是哪儿来的钱买这东西？妈妈大吃一惊，喘着气说。
妈妈，这简单， 艾曼斯回答。我把电视机给卖了！
Two Pieces of Cake
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
两块蛋糕
汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？ 妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧！
