卑鄙的我配音台词
孩子：你能给我们念睡前故事吗 Will you read us a bedtime story?
爸爸：不
No
孩子：求求你了 Pretty please
爸爸：再怎么求也没有用。
The physical appearance of the please makes no difference 还是不行去睡觉吧
It is still no，so go to sleep
孩子：睡不着，我们都很兴奋 But we can’t we are all hyper 不讲睡前故事，我们只会麻烦你。
And without a bedtime story，we’ll just getting up and begging you ! 烦你一整夜 All night long
爸爸：好吧 Fine 好吧，就念一个“小困猫” All right，all right sleepy kittens 小困猫？
sleepy kittens？ 这是什么？ What are these？
孩子：玩偶 Puppets 讲故事的时候用
You use them when you tell the story。
爸爸：好吧，快点讲完算了 Ok let’s get this over with 三只小猫喜欢玩，它们白天玩的很开心
Three little kittens loved to play ，they had fun in the sun all day 然后猫妈妈出来说：小猫该去睡觉了
Then their mother came out and said ：time for kittens to go bed 哇！什么烂故事？你们喜欢？
Wow！ This is garbage。You actually like this?
孩子：接着念！ Keep reading！ come on！ 爸爸：好好！
All right ！All right ！All right ！ 三只小猫开始大哭
Three little kittens started bawl 妈咪，我们一点也不困
Mommy we are not tired at all 猫妈妈笑着说
Their mother smiled and said with a purr 好吧，但至少你们要刷刷毛
Fine but at least you should brush your fur
孩子：现在你刷毛 Now you brush the fur
爸爸：这也算文章？ This is literature？
三岁小孩都能写得出来。好了
A -2 -years old could have writen this allright 三只小猫刷完了毛
Three little kittens with fur all brushed 说：我们还是睡不着一点也不困
Said we can’t sleep we feel too rushed 猫妈妈柔声回答说
Their mother replied：with a voice like silk 好吧，但至少你们要喝了牛奶
Fine but at least you should drink your milk
孩子：现在让它们喝奶
Now make them drink the milk
爸爸：这样下去，什么时候念完啊？
I don’t like this book.this is going on forever 三只小猫喝完牛奶，开始揉着眼睛打呵欠
Three little kittens with milk all gone.Rubbed their eyes and stared to yawn 我们还是睡不着搅，怎么也睡不着 然后猫妈妈长了一直摇篮曲
We can’t sleep.We can’t sleep.even try .then their mother sang a lullaby 晚安孩子们，闭上眼睛
安静的睡吧
Goodnight kittens ，closed your eyes sleep in peace until you rise 尽管睡觉的时候我们不能在一起 Though while you sleep we are apart 妈妈还是全新爱着你们
Your mommy loves with all her heart
No.但是我们不听故事就睡不着觉呢
But we can\'t go to sleep without a bedtime story.嗯，那对你来说这将是一个漫长的夜晚，不是吗
Well, then it\'s going to be a long night for you, isn\' t it?
好了，晚安，睡个好觉，别被臭虫咬醒了
So, good night, sleep tight, and don\'t let the bed bugs bite.
因为这有成千上万的臭虫
